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I may need to give in to AMPs

Funcool32

Funcool32

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Hoping people still use this forum...

I really dislike all the cheap Asian massage parlours popping up on every corner like a fish and chip shop back in the 80s. I've made it clear on here previously.

For one, they're inconsistent in every way... quality of massage and service, price, extras, women, etc. And I find them to be incredibly indiscreet.... I don't want to hear someone else getting jerked off in the next room. It doesn't do it for me, believe it or not!

However, the number of independent ladies offering a well priced massage and happy ending has reduced to almost none. There are still a few, but they're all quite far from home.

So I'm looking to take a punt and try out one of the very AMPs that I have avoided for so long.

I'm just hoping someone here can point me to the "best one of the worst". I'm in the north eastern suburbs (more eastern). There are a myriad of them on Magill Rd, some on Glyndeburn Rd, and many on Payneham Rd. Are they all the same, or is there one that stands out among them all? Please help 🙏
 
AMP's are always going to be hit and miss, different days sees different girls working, then they might only do a few weeks or a few months at a particular shop before moving on looking for a busier shop etc, or heading back to China for holidays.

Take a punt, if you find a girl that scratches you itch ask for her number so you can follow her from shop to shop, this will probably only happen after multiple visits, but you need to start somewhere.

Good luck.
 
I walked into a local AMP today and when it first popped up, it was $40 for a 30min RnT massage. Only 12 months ago it was $50. Today, I was told $70, so I walked out. Why would any idiot pay $70 for a 30min clothed massage? I have a regular at Unley who charges $80, she's completely naked, and she does 69, and much better looking than the lady at the AMP. She's just a little far away, but I'll stick to the privates.
 
Funcool32 said:
I walked into a local AMP today and when it first popped up, it was $40 for a 30min RnT massage. Only 12 months ago it was $50. Today, I was told $70, so I walked out. Why would any idiot pay $70 for a 30min clothed massage? I have a regular at Unley who charges $80, she's completely naked, and she does 69, and much better looking than the lady at the AMP. She's just a little far away, but I'll stick to the privates.
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Would love to try your regular. Is it busty Nancy?
 
Funcool32 said:
Hoping people still use this forum...

I really dislike all the cheap Asian massage parlours popping up on every corner like a fish and chip shop back in the 80s. I've made it clear on here previously.

For one, they're inconsistent in every way... quality of massage and service, price, extras, women, etc. And I find them to be incredibly indiscreet.... I don't want to hear someone else getting jerked off in the next room. It doesn't do it for me, believe it or not!

However, the number of independent ladies offering a well priced massage and happy ending has reduced to almost none. There are still a few, but they're all quite far from home.

So I'm looking to take a punt and try out one of the very AMPs that I have avoided for so long.

I'm just hoping someone here can point me to the "best one of the worst". I'm in the north eastern suburbs (more eastern). There are a myriad of them on Magill Rd, some on Glyndeburn Rd, and many on Payneham Rd. Are they all the same, or is there one that stands out among them all? Please help 🙏
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Did you find a suitable shop in Adelaide?
 
Mrs Langtrees said:
Did you find a suitable shop in Adelaide?
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I tried Lucky Chinese Massage at Glynde. It was not bad.

Here's my summary:
The price was agreed over the phone, $50 / 30 mins. I asked if that included happy ending and was told "yes yes, you come now". The massage was good. She gets on top of you and really gets into your muscles, but it's a bit all over the place. As soon as it was time to turn over, she hit me up for more money to finish me off, which was $30 more for the boss apparently 🤣. Somehow, I knew this was coming. I said I didn't have it... not because I didn't, but because I was sick of being squeezed. She said to pay by card and I said I couldn't. She tried to whisper in my ear... in the past I've been weak and give in when a woman whispers in my ear. This time I stood my ground. She was a nice lady though. She said, "okay, I do anyway and tell boss massage only". She finished the job and it was actually really good. It was a nice massage for $50. I touched her all over and she was smiling and looking like she really enjoyed it, even dancing around. She was a cute lady... mid to late 40s, slightly frumpy, but sexy and was wearing a short, loose dress. She was willing to go topless for the extra $30. As soon as another customer walked in though, she ran out of the room and secured his business, not telling him she was already with me. She told him to undress and wait, then came back to finish me off. It was a little rushed, definitely not 30mins. But overall, it's what you'd expect for one of these places. Sadly, if I had spent more, she still would've rushed through. It's not worth spending a lot at these places. The value is just not there.

Hope this review is useful.
 
Funcool32 said:
I tried Lucky Chinese Massage at Glynde. It was not bad.

Here's my summary:
The price was agreed over the phone, $50 / 30 mins. I asked if that included happy ending and was told "yes yes, you come now". The massage was good. She gets on top of you and really gets into your muscles, but it's a bit all over the place. As soon as it was time to turn over, she hit me up for more money to finish me off, which was $30 more for the boss apparently 🤣. Somehow, I knew this was coming. I said I didn't have it... not because I didn't, but because I was sick of being squeezed. She said to pay by card and I said I couldn't. She tried to whisper in my ear... in the past I've been weak and give in when a woman whispers in my ear. This time I stood my ground. She was a nice lady though. She said, "okay, I do anyway and tell boss massage only". She finished the job and it was actually really good. It was a nice massage for $50. I touched her all over and she was smiling and looking like she really enjoyed it, even dancing around. She was a cute lady... mid to late 40s, slightly frumpy, but sexy and was wearing a short, loose dress. She was willing to go topless for the extra $30. As soon as another customer walked in though, she ran out of the room and secured his business, not telling him she was already with me. She told him to undress and wait, then came back to finish me off. It was a little rushed, definitely not 30mins. But overall, it's what you'd expect for one of these places. Sadly, if I had spent more, she still would've rushed through. It's not worth spending a lot at these places. The value is just not there.

Hope this review is useful.
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$50 for a 30 min massage including hj has got to be the bargain of the year! Let's see if anyone else can match or do better! Down, down prices are down!
 
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