How to cope with boring/difficult/ clients - Sex work Life Hack

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Morgan Sapphire

I just luv to be totally ignored when I put my hand out to introduce myself to a client and to actually help them with the introduction process with other ladies. I sometimes feel invisible.
 

XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
Legend Member
I just luv to be totally ignored when I put my hand out to introduce myself to a client and to actually help them with the introduction process with other ladies. I sometimes feel invisible.
That is appallingly rude. I could never do that to anybody, and certainly not to a gorgeous lady. :mad:

If that occurs again, try grabbing their balls in a vicelike grip and squeezing until a pathetic plaintive cry for mercy can be heard, then introduce yourself in your sexiest voice. "Hi, I'm Morgan Sapphire and I'd like to help you meet our wonderful ladies." That should get their attention. :D

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Miss Chloe

A Sensual & Kinky Affair
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Haha! You're brilliant Kitty :)

I pull faces when they're not looking too! I have to be careful in some rooms with lots of mirrors though! hehe
 

Kitty

Private Escort/Pro-Domme
Gold Member
Yeah but dont ALL guys do that?? What do they do that makes them difficult/boring/ arseholes??
Ok, I suppose it came across as a bit harsher than I originally intended (I will edit the title MA), also if a client blatantly ignored my boundaries I would not just smile and pretend that it is okay, I would definitely let them know exactly where that line was. An example of this would be if when chatting in the lounge, they prove to be racist, misogynistic, or condescending, or "refer to the list of things not to say to a sex worker".

Of course I will still give my all during the booking, and ensure they have a wonderful time. However being as opinionated as I am means that I have to bite my tongue on occasion, and the above tactics seem to help ;)
 

Kitty

Private Escort/Pro-Domme
Gold Member
arseholes is pretty strong language, i realize in title of post, but you can modify it be editing Arseh.... gets the point across and does not offend ancients like myself.
Mary-Anne, it would seem that my profile doesn't have the appropriate permission to edit the title. If you have a spare second would you be able to tell me if there is a way around this, or if you can delete the word A*****e it would be much appreciated. x
 

HappyPirate

Head Veto.....
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Ahoy;- All done Kitty, "Tittle has been edited"

Mary-Anne, it would seem that my profile doesn't have the appropriate permission to edit the title. If you have a spare second would you be able to tell me if there is a way around this, or if you can delete the word A*****e it would be much appreciated. x
 

scavenger

Gold Member
This is probably not in the right place, however I was near the end of a good session at the Bodywell opposite Carousel with a hotty with initials for a name, can't remember exactly, not bj or hj although they would have been applicable,,think it had a T in it. Anyway she was just at the last few strokes and although immensely turned on I managed to remain calm n.quiet even though she was workin it like in a porno , her face lowdown whilst she was making mouth gestures (nhj) so I didnt telegraph it & shot a monster load that splattered all over her face n hair, and in one fluid motion she had grabbed that cold wet towell from (flip) off the shelf a quick wipe of her face then slapped it into my face then she said sorry she slipped. Well , what could I say, we had got on famously before that , anyway that was a first (and last)for me. jizzed.
 

Dallas

Legend Member
Yes, that's so true but I am still confused when it comes to "attached" male behaviour at Langtrees..........
1) is it a sign of respect when males do go to the toilet in groups of 2 to 4 people? (I think the limited number of 4 is only because not more than 4 will fit into the toilet)
2) is it a sign of respect when guys come in ignoring all the beautiful ladies and go straight to the next available male for a chat/game of pool/share a smoke.............

.......strange......or is it just me?:wacky:

I have witnessed this myself there and just shook my head in disbelief. I mean you go to a brothel full of the most amazing ladies anywhere, who would be happy to talk to you if you're polite and presentable, and instead they all want to hold a male bonding session?? some guys are totally nutz! :eek:
 
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