How to cope with boring/difficult/ clients - Sex work Life Hack

[Kitty]

Sometimes when a client is doing a thing I find particularly grating and difficult to maintain a facade of happy/aroused, I have been known to do the following in order to cope with their douchebaggery and keep up my own happy energy:

-Pretend I’m a spy for the anarchist rebels on a honeypot mission deep within enemy capitalist territory.
- Make faces when they aren't looking, or think of the most violent thing possible while keeping a straight face.
- Pretend I'm on 'The Office' and look meaningfully into an imaginary camera.

(LADIES FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN COPING MECHANISMS!)

 

[Phoebe]

Think of the money, or better still high heels, lingerie, or those diamond ear rings you want, or put your mind somewhere nicer like Hawaii etc etc, there really is not much you can do other than try other things, be quirky change your ways, or say how about I go to my locker and bring back my 12 inch multi-speed dildo, but instead go see reception and say you wish for the client to leave, I have heard working ladies doing that.

 

[sunyun]

Why don't you just tell him ?

If you have, and he is ignoring you, then haul off and whack him - that will get his attention !

 

[Ozrock]

My girlfriend has had to deal with difficult clients. She tells them if she doesn't want to do certain things. Tell them your boundaries. Just because someone is paying you for a service, doesn't mean that they can do whatever they like without you being willing to do it. Suggest changing activity. Sometimes you may also be able to suggest or find another service provider for them that does do the things they want.

 

[MrBig]

Pretend he's me - the prefect gentleman.
*cough* *cough*

 

[Dez]

Sometimes when a client is doing a thing I find particularly grating and difficult to maintain a facade of happy/aroused, I have been known to do the following in order to cope with their douchebaggery and keep up my own happy energy:

-Pretend I’m a spy for the anarchist rebels on a honeypot mission deep within enemy capitalist territory.
- Make faces when they aren't looking, or think of the most violent thing possible while keeping a straight face.
- Pretend I'm on 'The Office' and look meaningfully into an imaginary camera.

(LADIES FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN COPING MECHANISMS!)

Hahaha lmao! That's brilliant and genius! I love your work! <3

 

[bepp]

Ive always thought now i know

ladies ARE PRETENDING
bet you're not pretending when u count the $'s

 

[Phoebe]

Why do some men and I am saying some men go to all the trouble of going to a parlor, pick a lady out, hand over say $400 a lot of cash for some, then become assholes behind closed doors, surely these men wish to enjoy the experience or maybe not.... or maybe they pay the cash to be just that assholes to women again, why don't these same men go to a pub say in Kalgoorlie and be the same asshole to other men... really you pay to play so play nice...

 

[bepp]

Define assholes please xplain Phoebes
Can a W/L give an xample of a boring/difficult/asshole client ??

 

[Phoebe]

Men that do what this thread is about.. go to a parlor book a lady, have some fun if she is having fun and enjoying it too then it makes the booking great! win win

 

[bepp]

Yeah but dont ALL guys do that?? Wat do they do that makes them difficult/boring/ arseholes??

 

[Stacey J]

that is the million dollar question kitty I wish I knew!

 

[User184]

difficult/boring/asshole is only a matter of personal opinion Bepp. A man that drives one working lady to distraction might drive another to euphoria.

 

[Dallas]

My guess is that what makes them difficult/boring - well one thing would be repeatedly doing what she has said at the beginning not to do, like pulling her hair for one. Another would be trying to kiss her like a possessed demon from the zombie apocalypse or not washing properly and still smelling badly after the shower. Hair growing out of the nose like road spikes would be another distraction and i'm guessing the number one issue would be guys turning up drunk and that would probably make them all three of the above. Just a guess though, I'm not a w/l by the way

 

[Keryn]

Whether someone is paying or not does not give them a right to behave with a lack of respect. From discussions I have participated in with clients & WL alike, all parties wish to be engaged in mutual pleasure regardless of price.

All ladies have a standard service & many provide a plethora of extras giving all clients avenues to find the right fit for their taste.

 

[Phoebe]

difficult/boring/asshole is only a matter of personal opinion Bepp. A man that drives one working lady to distraction might drive another to euphoria.

99.9% of men drive women mad.....

 

[sunyun]

99.9% of men drive women mad.....

True, but 100% of women drive men mad !

 

[markeys]

In most jobs people have to deal with difficult boring arseholes.

Most of those people do so for a mere $20-$30 ph

Id be more than happy to deal with difficult boring arseholes for $300 + PH

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

arseholes is pretty strong language, i realize in title of post, but you can modify it be editing Arseh.... gets the point across and does not offend ancients like myself.

 

[MrBig]

Or simply take out 'hole' leaving ass which describes an animal or foolish/stupid person - but subtly implying more.

 

[MrBig]

This general problem is not unique for WLs although the behaviour will be more unique.
All service providers and many business staff have to deal with varying degrees of undesirables. I'm not a WL but do provide a service and I pick and choose my clients. If I am wronged by any then I decide whether it is severe enough for me to sever the relationship completely or just put up with him/her/them as financial benefits dictates.
The greater the financial return the more I'll put up with - but money is not the trump card. There are times when enough is enough - discard immediately and never see them again.
I have a choice.
Many, especially in retail, often simply have to deal with many undesirables on a daily basis. It distresses many of these workers any drives them to tears - they hope to have enough resolve so that it doesn't show until customer has gone.
IT WOULD BE GREAT IF EVERYONE IS AS NICE AS .... ME (When I'm nice. - LOL).
Anyhow WLs and other sole service providers at least have a better choice than many other workers.

 

[Rochelle]

I spent a fair bit of time offshore with Indian guys. The first time a guy tried to hold my hand when walking around the rig it freaked me out a little. But came to realises it's a sign of friendship and respect. Indonesia is quite the same in some of the outer areas away from the tourist centres.

Yes, that's so true but I am still confused when it comes to "attached" male behaviour at Langtrees..........
1) is it a sign of respect when males do go to the toilet in groups of 2 to 4 people? (I think the limited number of 4 is only because not more than 4 will fit into the toilet)
2) is it a sign of respect when guys come in ignoring all the beautiful ladies and go straight to the next available male for a chat/game of pool/share a smoke.............

.......strange......or is it just me?

 

[Kylie Middleton]

Why do some men and I am saying some men go to all the trouble of going to a parlor, pick a lady out, hand over say $400 a lot of cash for some, then become assholes behind closed doors, surely these men wish to enjoy the experience or maybe not.... or maybe they pay the cash to be just that assholes to women again, why don't these same men go to a pub say in Kalgoorlie and be the same asshole to other men... really you pay to play so play nice...

I think a lot of them, especially younger guys, go into the room with the mindset that they're going to get every cent's worth and try things on because they feel they have the right to. If they get really bad I'll say something or occasionally try to do what they're doing to me and pretend that I thought that's how they like it. Otherwise yeah, just think of the money.

 

[Phoebe]

I think a lot of them, especially younger guys, go into the room with the mindset that they're going to get every cent's worth and try things on because they feel they have the right to. If they get really bad I'll say something or occasionally try to do what they're doing to me and pretend that I thought that's how they like it. Otherwise yeah, just think of the money.

It would be interesting to see of this is the case in reverse whereby a lady books a male escort........ I bet NOT!

 

[Phoebe]

Yes, that's so true but I am still confused when it comes to "attached" male behaviour at Langtrees..........
1) is it a sign of respect when males do go to the toilet in groups of 2 to 4 people? (I think the limited number of 4 is only because not more than 4 will fit into the toilet)
2) is it a sign of respect when guys come in ignoring all the beautiful ladies and go straight to the next available male for a chat/game of pool/share a smoke.............

.......strange......or is it just me?

What gets me is how do men of any background or group, go to a parlor in groups? really I don't get that at all, maybe I am the weird one.

Men that go to a toilet in groups well that is kind of not right sounds like a P**sing contest, do they all use the urinals and talk to each other about life or what, or how one of them thats not there has put on weight and is loosing hair or both..

If a group of guys go to a parlor and end up thinking its a public bar and play pool together and chat the receptionist should give them one or maybe 2 games of pool and then nicely go up to them and say this is a parlor please make yourself avail to chat to the ladies after all this is a business if you are not going to book or even chat to our lovely ladies then please can you leave so others can do so, or words to that effect.

What gets me is you see groups of men normally after a few drinks rubbing each other up, bear hugs etc etc, and the later the night goes the more intimate men get with each other.....

 

[homer]

Yes, that's so true but I am still confused when it comes to "attached" male behaviour at Langtrees..........
1) is it a sign of respect when males do go to the toilet in groups of 2 to 4 people? (I think the limited number of 4 is only because not more than 4 will fit into the toilet)
2) is it a sign of respect when guys come in ignoring all the beautiful ladies and go straight to the next available male for a chat/game of pool/share a smoke.............

.......strange......or is it just me?

Yeah I've never been to the loo in a group of 4,,,oh maybe group of 2...that's all..

Yes we boys always ignore the gorgeous ladies till its too late...doh!

 

[Dallas]

What gets me is how do men of any background or group, go to a parlor in groups? really I don't get that at all, maybe I am the weird one.

Men that go to a toilet in groups well that is kind of not right sounds like a P**sing contest, do they all use the urinals and talk to each other about life or what, or how one of them thats not there has put on weight and is loosing hair or both..

If a group of guys go to a parlor and end up thinking its a public bar and play pool together and chat the receptionist should give them one or maybe 2 games of pool and then nicely go up to them and say this is a parlor please make yourself avail to chat to the ladies after all this is a business if you are not going to book or even chat to our lovely ladies then please can you leave so others can do so, or words to that effect.

What gets me is you see groups of men normally after a few drinks rubbing each other up, bear hugs etc etc, and the later the night goes the more intimate men get with each other.....

I totally agree with this, yes who would want to go to see w/l's with a group of other guys... eww!

I've seen it so often I just shake my head. I've seen guys in groups standing outside Langtrees too scared to go in, and I've been at Langtrees in the lounge and seen groups of guys all having a male bonding session together at a table and drinking and all the ladies have been in another group together, then one guy in the group says to me, Oi, wots wrong with us, why don't u leave those ladies and sit with us? And one of the ladies stood up and said, "because you have a penis and we don't" LOL!!

 

[XLNC]

...Men that go to a toilet in groups well that is kind of not right sounds like a P**sing contest, do they all use the urinals and talk to each other about life or what, or how one of them thats not there has put on weight and is loosing hair or both..

Agree. The same way as women will go to the Ladies' in pairs or more. They probably also (gasp!) talk to each other as well inside. Just not right, not right at all.

 

[Ginger Spice]

I usually let them know, my most difficult clients are usually really drunk so I have fun with sarcasm. Drunk men don't pick up on that so well.

 

[Phoebe]

I usually let them know, my most difficult clients are usually really drunk so I have fun with sarcasm. Drunk men don't pick up on that so well.

Sober men are not very good with it either