How much Porn is to much Porn

[Phoebe]

When you undress every women you meet with your eye.

Most men have trouble with the bra though...

 

[Happy2]

Most men have trouble with the bra though...

No No That's only in real life This is porn we're talking here

 

[XLNC]

No No That's only in real life This is porn we're talking here

Actually I think it's our filthy male minds we're talking now.

 

[Buk]

Most men have trouble with the bra though...

Ahh yes but us cuzzins aren't most men

 

[Phoebe]

Actually I think it's our filthy male minds we're talking now.

Women are just as filthy they don't get sprung like men though....

 

[Buk]

Women are just as filthy they don't get sprung like men though....

Thank god for that....I mean, women are just as filthy.

 

[XLNC]

Women are just as filthy they don't get sprung like men though....

True, it just turns us on when we catch them. Sly wenches.

 

[Phoebe]

Women know how to look without turning their heads...

 

[XLNC]

Women know how to look without turning their heads...

Like I said, sly wenches.

 

[Happy2]

Always used to look for the girls coming out of the theatre when a dirty movie was on To see if the had a glistening /sticky finger But alas I never did see as I was always walking out doubled over

 

[Phoebe]

Always used to look for the girls coming out of the theatre when a dirty movie was on To see if the had a glistening /sticky finger But alas I never did see as I was always walking out doubled over

Sicko.... wasn't the male review in belmont like that, male strippers from 9pm to midnight then men were allowed in....

 

[Happy2]

Sicko.... wasn't the male review in belmont like that, male strippers from 9pm to midnight then men were allowed in....

Cant answer that Im a country boy Closest I got was sneaking in to the drive in when the Marilyn chambers movie was on

 

[XLNC]

True, it just turns us on when we catch them. Sly wenches.

On this point, do other cuzzins also wear trousers that are slightly loose so that when you are seated a tent appears over your crotch and you make sure you give the woman next to you on the bus or in a meeting room an unobstructed view and savour her gaze rest there for that second or so longer than is required as you imagine what she is imagining what lies beneath and you inwardly smirk because you know the reality is not much at all but still enjoy the little victory as sweet revenge for every time a push-up bra has suckered you, or is it just me?

 

[Phoebe]

On this point, do other cuzzins also wear trousers that are slightly loose so that when you are seated a tent appears over your crotch and you make sure you give the woman next to you on the bus or in a meeting room an unobstructed view and savour her gaze rest there for that second or so longer than is required as you imagine what she is imagining what lies beneath and you inwardly smirk because you know the reality is not much at all but still enjoy the little victory as sweet revenge for every time a push-up bra has suckered you, or is it just me?

Another Sicko Most women don't go around thinking they want to screw every man, they can do already without trying, its only men that think women are like this... LOL a tent you say that means you must be well and truly hung, so why do you need to show off LOL he he LOL

Push up bra's were invented for women not men.. LOL

 

[XLNC]

I 'liked' your post because it's amusing how you misread male members' posts and leap to your biased conclusions. If you read mine closely, you'd find I was saying the exact opposite about my endowment. The tent arises due to the excess cloth in the loose fitting trousers. I know all about push-up bras, Satan's greatest weapon of deception against man.

This is making me wonder if you actually wear trousers... Another clue to the Phoebe puzzle or a deliberate misdirection?

 

[Buk]

On this point, do other cuzzins also wear trousers that are slightly loose so that when you are seated a tent appears over your crotch and you make sure you give the woman next to you on the bus or in a meeting room an unobstructed view and savour her gaze rest there for that second or so longer than is required as you imagine what she is imagining what lies beneath and you inwardly smirk because ee know the reality is not much at all but still enjoy the little victory as sweet revenge for every time a push-up bra has suckered you, or is it just me?[/quote. Nahh it's just you.

 

[Rod]

I know all about push-up bras, Satan's greatest weapon of deception against man.

^^ I agree with this. They should ban push-up bras.

 

[Phoebe]

I 'liked' your post because it's amusing how you misread male members' posts and leap to your biased conclusions. If you read mine closely, you'd find I was saying the exact opposite about my endowment. The tent arises due to the excess cloth in the loose fitting trousers. I know all about push-up bras, Satan's greatest weapon of deception against man.

This is making me wonder if you actually wear trousers... Another clue to the Phoebe puzzle or a deliberate misdirection?

I think you find tight fitting clothes and high heels are Satan's weapon there, push up bra's are false advertising sorry to say, so you chat up a woman in push up bra she gets undressed and those breasts suddenly drop 5 inches and you think what do I do here? its like Spanx and compression wear same deal. I wear trousers fitted ones, Hmmmm Phoebe is just a Human being that loves sex, and sex with women...

 

[westy]

His XLNC might well benefit from push-up jocks.

 

[Buk]

I think you find tight fitting clothes and high heels are Satan's weapon there, push up bra's are false advertising sorry to say, so you chat up a woman in push up bra she gets undressed and those breasts suddenly drop 5 inches and you think what do I do here? its like Spanx and compression wear same deal. I wear trousers fitted ones, Hmmmm Phoebe is just a Human being that loves sex, and sex with women...

Phoebe I can't believe it, we have something in common....I love sex with women too

 

[XLNC]

His XLNC might well benefit from push-up jocks.

Indeed, I can't believe a canny entrepreneur hasn't designed padded briefs by now. Shoving socks down there can be rather uncomfortable, especially if you haven't done laundry for a while and all you've got to hand are those thick woollen winter pairs.

 

[homer]

Most men have trouble with the bra though...

Not with X-ray vision, milady...

 

[Cayla Cream]

ID SAY WHEN YOUR RED RAW

 

[Lana]

i now have about 12 terabytes of porn its been mentioned to me that some ppl might think i have a lill problem

i havent actually watched it all..... its more of a collection so i dont think its a problem.... if i was watching it when i was home all the time and not doing anything else then it would b to much porn

 

[XLNC]

Given how everything seems to increase exponentially in techland, this will be Lana's garage by next autumn...

 

[scavenger]

When you just can't understand how Ron Jeremy never won an Oscar. Or his leading ladies, for acting so convincingly that they found him super sexy.

haha Ron Jeremy for an Oscar, I'm with ya he took spankin tha monkey to a new level, he resuscitated that sucker,, I never seen anyone do that to himself before . and dont want to .

 

[Rod]

i now have about 12 terabytes of porn

That's a lot of porn... . You beat me.

 

[homer]

i now have about 12 terabytes of porn its been mentioned to me that some ppl might think i have a lill problem

i havent actually watched it all..... its more of a collection so i dont think its a problem.... if i was watching it when i was home all the time and not doing anything else then it would b to much porn

12 TB eh...you don't cease to impress miss Lana...I must say I have a lil less than 1 TB...I only keep those I deem worth keeping, just like you...i don't watch them very often. Only when miss palmer feels adventurous...lol.

Besides gardening is more interesting than watching porn all day.

 

[Happy2]

12 TB eh...you don't cease to impress miss Lana...I must say I have a lil less than 1 TB...I only keep those I deem worth keeping, just like you...i don't watch them very often. Only when miss palmer feels adventurous...lol.

Besides gardening is more interesting than watching porn all day.

Phwaar nothing like pollinating a Philodendron

 

[AxeMan]

i now have about 12 terabytes of porn its been mentioned to me that some ppl might think i have a lill problem

i havent actually watched it all..... its more of a collection so i dont think its a problem.... if i was watching it when i was home all the time and not doing anything else then it would b to much porn

Wow that's more than a fair amount of porn. Where the hell do you store it all? Or was that a little bit of hyperbole?