How long is short time??

[Dallas]

And is lo fat a well hung China man or a health conscious sweet and sour ?

I actually went to a chinese restaurant called Wol Hungs once, and I felt very insignificant the whole time I was there, btw the spring rolls were huge!!

 

[MrBig]

Thanks for making me walk the plank ahoy!!



Well it's entirely possible that one of those was me. About 2 years ago, I booked a really well known lady at LT's in Perth, but as I have to fly over from the east coast I booked her about a week in advance for 3 hours. Well my boss kept me working on a project at work for longer than expected and when I arrived at LT's I had literally got straight off the plane and hadn't slept for about 36 hours. I think I managed about 30min before falling asleep while we were going for it. Obviously she took it personally and I tried to explain that it wasn't her LOL!! How do you get out of that one?? Well I think I spent the rest of the 3 hour booking asleep being cuddled by a sexy hot dominatrix!! and I think she was very bored indeed!! I think she also thought I would give a bad review or feedback to management, but she was great!. I was just wrecked so I gave her a great review leaving out the sleeping part XD and I saw her a few times after that and all was good!

Sounds like a very expensive hotel room.

 

[Dallas]

Sounds like a very expensive hotel room.

It was a great learning experience for both of us!

 

[bepp]

Is this one of those rhetorical questions lol like
How Hi is a china man

So how Hi is he????

 

[bushseeker]

Don't forget guys.......it is about you but not all about you if you rally want to have a great time. 30 min is a waste of time........if you want to have a great experience you need to involve the lady as well and there is no way that you can make yourself and the lady happy in 30 min or under.
Good sex needs time and yes, it does cost money if you guys go to an establishment but unless you are "handicapped" by alcohol etc. an hour should be plenty of time to make you and the lady happy

Whilst I fully agree with you.Men see a lady for different reasons.
I also get a guy might want what he cant get at home. Walk in .. minimal chat then get straight to business .. no kissing no cuddling.
its all about him and losing his load no foreplay no lovey dovey...
I can see how some guys might find that fun if the fires back home take alot of building and stoking ...
especially if she never embraces the idea of the occasional quikky

 

[Phoebe]

Whilst I fully agree with you.Men see a lady for different reasons.
I also get a guy might want what he cant get at home. Walk in .. minimal chat then get straight to business .. no kissing no cuddling.
its all about him and losing his load no foreplay no lovey dovey...
I can see how some guys might find that fun if the fires back home take alot of building and stoking ...
especially if she never embraces the idea of the occasional quikky

Ironic that a man whom is married can walk into a parlor and "ask for what he doesn't get at home" but he can not talk to his wife whom he loves about that topic, maybe she wont do that because he wont do what she desires, and well why do men think its all okay to go play away when they can not get it on the home pitch, what do women do in the same situation?

 

[MrBig]

Ironic that a man whom is married can walk into a parlor and "ask for what he doesn't get at home" but he can not talk to his wife whom he loves about that topic, maybe she wont do that because he wont do what she desires, and well why do men think its all okay to go play away when they can not get it on the home pitch, what do women do in the same situation?

Usually they go out and get themselves another man.

 

[Xtraman]

Ironic that a man whom is married can walk into a parlor and "ask for what he doesn't get at home" but he can not talk to his wife whom he loves about that topic, maybe she wont do that because he wont do what she desires, and well why do men think its all okay to go play away when they can not get it on the home pitch, what do women do in the same situation?

They do the the fucking same!
go and get laid by some guy from the pub/nightclub ?
What makes it any different? man or women they all have needs.
there is no!! discrimination.

XM

 

[bushseeker]

Ironic that a man whom is married can walk into a parlor and "ask for what he doesn't get at home" but he can not talk to his wife whom he loves about that topic, maybe she wont do that because he wont do what she desires, and well why do men think its all okay to go play away when they can not get it on the home pitch, what do women do in the same situation?

Dont come the high and mighty... without married men you working ladys would struggle to put food on the table
and if it wasnt for many married ladys lack of desire for sex married men wouldnt be seeking whats not at home

 

[Phoebe]

Dont come the high and mighty... without married men you working ladys would struggle to put food on the table
and if it wasnt for many married ladys lack of desire for sex married men wouldnt be seeking whats not at home

Oh I see, sunday night gender fight LOL .....

I am only saying thats all, that is always seems like its all okay for men to act like way.. A woman goes seeking seek constantly and she is labeled a HO, slut, etc etc.... but a man is labeled a slut and that he is only doings whats naturally for men.... ... hmmmmmm seems like no difference between men here and in saudi arabia...

 

[Happy2]

Oh I see, sunday night gender fight LOL .....
.. ... hmmmmmm seems like no difference between men here and in saudi arabia...

Of course there's a difference Generally we are less swarthy in the West

 

[Phoebe]

Of course there's a difference Generally we are less swarthy in the West

I went for an escort hunt last night in the wild wild west of perth, this place is a joke, I went to all the majors and really Saturday night 1st week of Footy Finals, what a joke this city can offer, Sydney, Melbourne even Adelaide has nothing to fear about Girls being poached by Perth, the parlors here are 3rd world compared to Sydney and Melbourne but the prices are still right in the middle of the mining boom that somehow by passed Perth, but left New York prices for everything including houses that are that far from Perth you need a helicopter to get from home to work... Perth needs to go east and see how to do it on all levels.. really what a 3rd world place perth and WA is your great leader Barnett is taking you lot back to the 1950's from the 1960's/....

Hay street is a barren waste land, as is most of the CBD, Subiaco is the same, Mt lawley is somewhat getting there but may get there in 2035, The shopping centres are backwards come on where are the luxury brands ? king street what a 100 meters of nothing there, claremont another place that is 10% there but has a long long way to go if it ever gets there, shopping hours whats that here? its 2015 not 1955, The freeway system another joke, a the people a bunch of NIMBYs, _ not in my backyards types no wonder why nought ever occurs or changes here West Aussies dont like progress, The beach is number one then what when the sun goes down on a sunday rush to the sunday session before it closes at 9PM, even with the 3 hours time difference, Geelong/ Frankston has more life than Perth ever has...

really how do people live here its beyond comprehension driving from 2015 South Australia you cross the border and your phone changes to WA time and the year 1954....everything turns black and white...

 

[MrBig]

Oh I see, sunday night gender fight LOL .....

I am only saying thats all, that is always seems like its all okay for men to act like way.. A woman goes seeking seek constantly and she is labeled a HO, slut, etc etc.... but a man is labeled a slut and that he is only doings whats naturally for men.... ... hmmmmmm seems like no difference between men here and in saudi arabia...

I went for an escort hunt last night in the wild wild west of perth, this place is a joke, I went to all the majors and really Saturday night 1st week of Footy Finals, what a joke this city can offer, Sydney, Melbourne even Adelaide has nothing to fear about Girls being poached by Perth, the parlors here are 3rd world compared to Sydney and Melbourne but the prices are still right in the middle of the mining boom that somehow by passed Perth, but left New York prices for everything including houses that are that far from Perth you need a helicopter to get from home to work... Perth needs to go east and see how to do it on all levels.. really what a 3rd world place perth and WA is your great leader Barnett is taking you lot back to the 1950's from the 1960's/....

Hay street is a barren waste land, as is most of the CBD, Subiaco is the same, Mt lawley is somewhat getting there but may get there in 2035, The shopping centres are backwards come on where are the luxury brands ? king street what a 100 meters of nothing there, claremont another place that is 10% there but has a long long way to go if it ever gets there, shopping hours whats that here? its 2015 not 1955, The freeway system another joke, a the people a bunch of NIMBYs, _ not in my backyards types no wonder why nought ever occurs or changes here West Aussies dont like progress, The beach is number one then what when the sun goes down on a sunday rush to the sunday session before it closes at 9PM, even with the 3 hours time difference, Geelong/ Frankston has more life than Perth ever has...

really how do people live here its beyond comprehension driving from 2015 South Australia you cross the border and your phone changes to WA time and the year 1954....everything turns black and white...

Perth is obviously not for you.
If you have the needs of a Sydney lifestyle then that's where you should be. It is unfortunate that perth is becoming more and more like Sydney 30 years ago and I was glad to get out of Sydney even then.
Even here people escape the comparative madness to find peace and quiet in a country cottage and relaxation. To you you think backward, to others Perth had not succumbed to the madness created in the name of so-called progress.
It appears you always look for the negatives and are blind to any positives.
Get well soon.

 

[Phoebe]

Perth is obviously not for you.
If you have the needs of a Sydney lifestyle then that's where you should be. It is unfortunate that perth is becoming more and more like Sydney 30 years ago and I was glad to get out of Sydney even then.
Even here people escape the comparative madness to find peace and quiet in a country cottage and relaxation. To you you think backward, to others Perth had not succumbed to the madness created in the name of so-called progress.
It appears you always look for the negatives and are blind to any positives.
Get well soon.[/quote

I look for positives like going back east, and back to color TV.. LOL

 

[bushseeker]

Actually perths small bar scene in and around the cbd now streets Melbourne
joining the cbd and Northbridge will only make things better. ...
as for ladys pricing... dont get me started.
The over regulated victoria model sees prices well in excess of WA especially for privates.

 

[scavenger]

I went for an escort hunt last night in the wild wild west of perth, this place is a joke, I went to all the majors and really Saturday night 1st week of Footy Finals, what a joke this city can offer, Sydney, Melbourne even Adelaide has nothing to fear about Girls being poached by Perth, the parlors here are 3rd world compared to Sydney and Melbourne but the prices are still right in the middle of the mining boom that somehow by passed Perth, but left New York prices for everything including houses that are that far from Perth you need a helicopter to get from home to work... Perth needs to go east and see how to do it on all levels.. really what a 3rd world place perth and WA is your great leader Barnett is taking you lot back to the 1950's from the 1960's/....

Hay street is a barren waste land, as is most of the CBD, Subiaco is the same, Mt lawley is somewhat getting there but may get there in 2035, The shopping centres are backwards come on where are the luxury brands ? king street what a 100 meters of nothing there, claremont another place that is 10% there but has a long long way to go if it ever gets there, shopping hours whats that here? its 2015 not 1955, The freeway system another joke, a the people a bunch of NIMBYs, _ not in my backyards types no wonder why nought ever occurs or changes here West Aussies dont like progress, The beach is number one then what when the sun goes down on a sunday rush to the sunday session before it closes at 9PM, even with the 3 hours time difference, Geelong/ Frankston has more life than Perth ever has...

really how do people live here its beyond comprehension driving from 2015 South Australia you cross the border and your phone changes to WA time and the year 1954....everything turns black and white...

Thank you for that Phoebe , much apppreciated, please go forth and tell the world how crap Perth n WA are and advise them not to bother with this backwater sandpit.

 

[Phoebe]

Thank you for that Phoebe , much apppreciated, please go forth and tell the world how crap Perth n WA are and advise them not to bother with this backwater sandpit.

Don't mention it anytime you need to hear the truth about the Gaza Strip of Australia just call out...

 

[Xtraman]

We look forward to your farewell party

 

[Phoebe]

We look forward to your farewell party

Hopefully not long....... Perth peak hour....,,,

 

[Happy2]

We are similar West Aussie people and those from Liverpool

We live where they produce wine
And Liverpool produces whine

 

[Phoebe]

I rest my case about Perth by this image.



One word WA really knows how to say "No" no to daylight savings, no to decent trading hours, no to legalization of prostitution, no to railways, no to building a decent 90,000 seat plus stadium, no to roe highway extension, no to building hotels along the coast, no to everything, but yes you can steal cars, drink yourself silly and fight on James street, and live in a place that nothing ever changes, I can see middle eastern peace before perth jumps into the modern day world..

 

[Phoebe]

We are similar West Aussie people and those from Liverpool

We live where they produce wine
And Liverpool produces whine

Liverpool I support that bunch of c*nts and after seeing them loose 3-1 at Man U well a local pub team from Willagee could beat looserpool, seriously 3-0 going down to west ham too, fuck me what next going down to everton 6-0.

 

[AxeMan]

I went for an escort hunt last night in the wild wild west of perth, this place is a joke, I went to all the majors and really Saturday night 1st week of Footy Finals, what a joke this city can offer, Sydney, Melbourne even Adelaide has nothing to fear about Girls being poached by Perth, the parlors here are 3rd world compared to Sydney and Melbourne but the prices are still right in the middle of the mining boom that somehow by passed Perth, but left New York prices for everything including houses that are that far from Perth you need a helicopter to get from home to work... Perth needs to go east and see how to do it on all levels.. really what a 3rd world place perth and WA is your great leader Barnett is taking you lot back to the 1950's from the 1960's/....

Hay street is a barren waste land, as is most of the CBD, Subiaco is the same, Mt lawley is somewhat getting there but may get there in 2035, The shopping centres are backwards come on where are the luxury brands ? king street what a 100 meters of nothing there, claremont another place that is 10% there but has a long long way to go if it ever gets there, shopping hours whats that here? its 2015 not 1955, The freeway system another joke, a the people a bunch of NIMBYs, _ not in my backyards types no wonder why nought ever occurs or changes here West Aussies dont like progress, The beach is number one then what when the sun goes down on a sunday rush to the sunday session before it closes at 9PM, even with the 3 hours time difference, Geelong/ Frankston has more life than Perth ever has...

really how do people live here its beyond comprehension driving from 2015 South Australia you cross the border and your phone changes to WA time and the year 1954....everything turns black and white...

So women are all great except for the WLs in Perth? You're a strange beast Phoebe.

 

[Phoebe]

So women are all great except for the WLs in Perth? You're a strange beast Phoebe.

Did I attack working ladies directly? no I just said it was a joke compared to the east, I happen to honor every working lady.

 

[AxeMan]

Did I attack working ladies directly? no I just said it was a joke compared to the east, I happen to honor every working lady.

What were you saying is a joke if not WLs? This is what you said:

"I went for an escort hunt last night in the wild wild west of perth, this place is a joke, I went to all the majors and really Saturday night 1st week of Footy Finals, what a joke this city can offer"

What the WLs were great but the venues were bad?

If you're not criticising WLs then you need to express yourself better.

 

[Phoebe]

What were you saying is a joke if not WLs? This is what you said:

"I went for an escort hunt last night in the wild wild west of perth, this place is a joke, I went to all the majors and really Saturday night 1st week of Footy Finals, what a joke this city can offer"

What the WLs were great but the venues were bad?

If you're not criticising WLs then you need to express yourself better.

I said yes, I wont backflip. I went to one told about some booking fee to walk in, I said No, then left went to another near northbridge, all the ladies couldnt be bothered to even shake my hand didnt even loom at me and had the attitude of who cares, maybe a bad night I dont know, went to another called before hand was told it was full of great wl got there and quality was well, I walked out, called into one on great eastern highway same deal, The actual parlors themselves here are in need of modernization compared to stiletto or the boardroom of melbourne, considering those prices are equal to perth. I wont say the names of these but anyone that knows perth may pick up what they are called.

 

[MrBig]

Perhaps you should try Langtrees. Then provide an HONEST CONSTRUCTIVE review with possibly some ideas as to how you think the venue could be improved. Langtrees, after all. also have venues in other cities, I'm pretty sure that if they do things differently from place to place then their decision would be made based on their clientele's needs and feedback.