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colzilla
According to Monty Python... Every sperm is sacred.
Happy2
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Then the poor little buggers should not be deprived of a nice warm home when they leave their original house
They would be told as kids of the great swim they are going on Only to end up being fired headfirst into a headboard or other un natural destination Blasphemy
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Farm Boy
The vast majority of the little SOBs are spare anyway, surplus to requirements .
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Contrarian
I've fucked a woman in Canada so I reckon I can cum that far. Next stop: the moon 
Yup! I've cum a long way!:notworthy
Yup! I've cum a long way!:notworthy
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Seen my mrs spit from anal sex.
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Farm Boy
Would that be spiting chips Justlooking?
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WRXXXR
LOL! Looking at FB's list i reckon im possibly only around 1.5m in distance behind Mr Hardie.
But then i'd imagine you'd have to practise the trajectory so distance is maximised
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Jokes aside - seriously truly ruly. There used to be a massage/brothel type place up Murray Street, up from where Fast Eddy's is now. It was called the Scarlet Garter. This was in 1985.
I had a sensual massage and it ended with a hand relief. The lady was standing up and my cum shot into her eye and face. She was stunned as was I. Anyone old enough to remember The Scarlet Garter?
I had a sensual massage and it ended with a hand relief. The lady was standing up and my cum shot into her eye and face. She was stunned as was I. Anyone old enough to remember The Scarlet Garter?
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WRXXXR
Question for you guys........do you think the distance you are able to cover with your cum has to do with the time between 'shots'? Let's say the longer the time between 'shots' the further you shoot?
I dont think so. Maybe straight up for round 2 but say aftee 12-24hours back to shooting far and wide. Some days not as powerful but it never just dribbles out lol
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junglejimbo
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It seems that the longer I go with blowing my load the longer and stronger it seems to be
Bck in the day one summer when I was at strawberrylane i can remember seeing a lovely young lady who was giving me a handjob and kid you not i hit the fan on the roof , and for the people that remember that place it had a really high roof
Bck in the day one summer when I was at strawberrylane i can remember seeing a lovely young lady who was giving me a handjob and kid you not i hit the fan on the roof , and for the people that remember that place it had a really high roof
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Perth boy
Well after reading all this I am getting a bit depressed as I am lucky to shoot a inch. Maybe if I let it build up in a few days I may shoot a bit longer but I am just so addicted to cumming a few times a day. Lol
Happy2
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Dont worry Perth boy I mean who is having the better time The bloke who has sex several times a week but only shoots a inch or two
Or the bloke who gets lucky once a month , but in compensation gets to ruin the girls curtains that are a meter away with a long cumshot
Or the bloke who gets lucky once a month , but in compensation gets to ruin the girls curtains that are a meter away with a long cumshot
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Yes the longer the time between shots the more powerful the shot, but how aroused I am and how long the sex session is before I unload also makes a big difference the longer the session the more powerful the shot.
Question for you guys........do you think the distance you are able to cover with your cum has to do with the time between 'shots'? Let's say the longer the time between 'shots' the further you shoot?
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Perth boy
It's I bit more than a few times a week. Mrs Parmer never says no.
Happy2
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Mrs Parmer Is her first name Veal or Chicken And is she related to the girl I know Mrs Palmer?
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Gentleman
It might be Chicken, much more popular than Veal!
Happy2
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I know to many veal is an abomination to many But I love veal So I hope is Mrs Veal Palmer Perthboy has visit him