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how far can you cum?

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WRXXXR

So i was with this girl the other day and went to cum on her boobs but missed and ended up on the curtains.. they were about 4ft away lol

Conversation afterwards went along the lines of distance it travelled and i also once had a rnt that ended up past my shoulder and onto the floor.

I reckon on a good day i could send it about 6ft maybe a tad longer.
 
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Lilly Sweetheart

How the hell did you manage to miss her boobs?!??!! Where the hell were you pointing your penis?!

One guy told me he had really good aim after I warned him you cum in my hair and you're a dead man! Completely missed my boobs (how big do they have to be seriously!) and I ended up wearing it in my ear and hair. Was not impressed!
 
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WRXXXR

Yeh i dunno, it was side on to small boobs but still no excuse :p

She wasn't particularly happy about the mess mind you! Us blokes have always had aiming issues lol
 

Happy2

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How far? Definitely not as far as 30 years ago as a 19yr old
Used to go to the funfair Used to put in a few air rifle pellets Think of lady Di and knock over all the targets at the shooting range
Couldn't use their little rifles they where doctored so they never hit the little ducks etc
They called the wallopers They said indecent exposure But the ringmaster called ém I am sure, reckoned i was cheating
 
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Farm Boy

Arr bullshit H2 the cops never got you the Carnies beat you up, they reckoned there little ducks were so sticky you could not knock them over with a 600 nitro ,
 

Happy2

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That stuff is so potent when you're 19 every time I hit a duck three little ducklings appeared trailing behind Mamma
 

Happy2

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Now they turn up at the dam whenever the show is on nearby. Looking for handouts
Its just as well duck hunting is banned now I dont care if their family or not Blam F*** OFF ya bludgers
 
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Farm Boy

Arr they just want to swim in your dam and pinch a little wheat , all my relleys should be satisfied with the same.
 
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Farm Boy

Ducklings .....................................................en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon
 
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colzilla

Hey! You must of used............................................................ To make it at least a 20 word reply.

Isn't this post about how far you can blow a load... I'm a bit of a dribbler these days in case anyone is wondering
 
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Farm Boy

Hey! You must of used............................................................ To make it at least a 20 word reply.

Isn't this post about how far you can blow a load... I'm a bit of a dribbler these days in case anyone is wondering


There are records for this type of thing but I cant load the link.
 
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Farm Boy

I bet you country boys could shoot one about 50 yards.

Love ducklings dont shoot them and 50 yards is bit far for my 12g its only a 2.3/4inch a 3inch mag might be required or a10g at that range.
 

Happy2

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That would have to be a pump action would it FB Not a single shot ? Though I do see your age on the screen Maybe it is a single shot
 
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Farm Boy

I have a semi auto and a single shot , A pump is what H2 used on the carnie tin ducks.
 

Happy2

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You are right Colzilla the control on rifles shotguns etc is very strict these days
 
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colzilla

I'm a city boy with soft hands. Wish I had a gun but doubt if the authorities would let me have one... Might fail the psychiatric.
 
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Farm Boy

The biggest danger is a low life breaking in and using it on you .
 

Happy2

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I'm a city boy with soft hands. Wish I had a gun but doubt if the authorities would let me have one... Might fail the psychiatric.

You would be right Col Just remember to go into Post office without the Heavy Metal make-up when applying
 
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Farm Boy

And apply for some thing sensible Pump and semi auto 12g are Category C for use as approved only.
 
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colzilla

I'm also curious as to how much work gets done on the farm? You guys seem to be on here an awful lot.
I'm King Of The Slackers plus I have soft hands... Whats your excuse?
 
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Farm Boy

I'm also curious as to how much work gets done on the farm? You guys seem to be on here an awful lot.
I'm King Of The Slackers plus I have soft hands... Whats your excuse?

I am injured at the moment. and the wheat wet ,
 

Happy2

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Harvest is completed up here. Its all about maintenance and animal welfare now.
Well until bloody water carting starts
 
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Perth boy

Getting back to the thread before H2 or FB shoot someone. I would not have a clue how far I can shoot. Most of the time it's into her pussy, mouth or a condom. But I would have to say at my age about 1 or 2 inches.
 

Happy2

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Getting back to the thread before H2 or FB shoot someone. I would not have a clue how far I can shoot. Most of the time it's into her pussy, mouth or a condom. But I would have to say at my age about 1 or 2 inches.

You will have to use your will power Perthboy and wait a few days between attempts You will get your projectile power back
Allthough if we are doing it properly we should not see the result should we?
 
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colzilla

I'm still in my PJ's. Might harden my hands by perfecting my golf swing. It's gone to the shitter of late. Or

I could answer the original question of this thread.
 
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Farm Boy

Getting back to the thread before H2 or FB shoot someone. I would not have a clue how far I can shoot. Most of the time it's into her pussy, mouth or a condom. But I would have to say at my age about 1 or 2 inches.

You did ask Perth Boy

n May, 1995, San Francisco–based sex-toy and -education shop Good Vibrations declared May to be "Masturbation Month". Since then, it has encouraged people to get sponsors as a fundraiser for charities with a sex-positive focus.[3]
In 1999, the Masturbate-a-Thon was originated by the collective Open Enterprises, which operates Good Vibrations. The slogan "Come for a Cause" was coined by Rachel Venning, the founder of the sex toy shop Babeland, formerly Toy in Babeland, which has branches in Seattle, in Brooklyn, and (two) in Manhattan. The Masturbate-a-Thon was built up by Good Vibrations, which encouraged other modern sex-toy businesses— such as Babeland; A Woman's Touch, in Madison, Wisconsin; Toronto's Come as You Are; and Boston's Grand Opening—to hold events coinciding with "masturbation month" (May in the United States). In that year, the first live event was held at San Francisco's Campus Theater, by the Center for Sex and Culture (CSC)'s Carol Queen and her partner, Robert Lawrence. CSC is an education-based non-profit providing professional-level sex education. The annual events are used as a public-health-education device to increase awareness of self-pleasure as a strategy for safer and healthier sex and to de-stigmatise self-love.
London hosted Europe's first "masturbate-a-thon" on August 5, 2006. Hundreds of persons raised money for the charity Terrence Higgins Trust and the sexual- and reproductive-health agency Marie Stopes International.[4][dead link] The Masturbate-a-thon, also called "Wank-a-Thon", was recorded by ZigZagProductions of London as part of an international documentary of the event.[5] However, plans to broadcast this on Channel 4 as part of its Wank Week series were abandoned, including programing from Europe's fetish and leather week.

Current records

Time records indicate duration (length of time for which a participant masturbated)
[edit]2012 San Francisco
The new World Record holder and winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" is pornstar Sonny Nash, who on May 27th 2012 passed up the previous record by 12 minutes by pleasuring himself for 10 hours and 10 minutes.
The new World Record holder for distance (standing) is D. Hardie who spurted 4.22 metres on June 3rd 2012.
NB - All official Masturbate-a-Thon records are witnessed by trained monitors who attest in writing to their veracity, measurement method and equipment.
[edit]2009 San Francisco
The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is Todd Campbell of South Wales, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.
The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating a Male co-worker" was set in 2008 by Mr. D Hardie, who masturbated him 7 hours and 6 minutes.
The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Big D Hardie, Grangemouth in 2010—at 83 climaxes, a world record.
The winner of "Most Orgasms/Female" is Loooo-C, who orgasmed 83 times in 2010.
The winner of "Longest time taking come in mouth" is David Hardie from Grangemouth.
New United States—Men's distance record set in 2009 by (nom de plume) Mr. David Hardie, Grangemouth—1.62 m (5.31 ft).[7]


2009 Denmark
Masturbation time—men: 7 hours and 45 minutes
Masturbation time—women: 5 hours and 4 minutes
Number of orgasms—men: 69—Danish record (Dustin Blevins)
Number of orgasms—women: 226—World record (Deanna Webb)
Ejaculation distance—men: 2.5 metres (Jayson Chau)
Ejaculation distance—women: 3.15 metres – World record
Target ejaculation—men: 6 centimetres from bull's eye (Jacob Spillman)
Target ejaculation—women: All over bull's eye[7]
Masturbation time—men: 7 hours and 45 minutes
Masturbation time—women: 5 hours and 4 minutes
Number of orgasms—men: 69—Danish record (Dustin Blevins)
Number of orgasms—women: 226—World record (Deanna Webb)
Ejaculation distance—men: 2.5 metres (Jayson Chau)
Ejaculation distance—women: 3.15 metres – World record
Target ejaculation—men: 6 centimetres from bull's eye (Jacob Spillman)
Target ejaculation—women: All over bull's eye[7]



And note the girls are better at this
 
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