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Have you ever root a tradesman instead of paying him?

Mudcrab

Silver Member
Haha! It's true, none of my customers have walked with a limp after I've done work for them... nothing to do with gun size mind you ;) just so far it's been purely professional!
 

Phoebe

Some Village lost an Idiot!
Legend Member
Haha! It's true, none of my customers have walked with a limp after I've done work for them... nothing to do with gun size mind you ;) just so far it's been purely professional!

I suppose its pretty hard to walk after being fixed now isn't it? we are talking mafia styled fixing aren't we ?
 

Mudcrab

Silver Member
I suppose its pretty hard to walk after being fixed now isn't it? we are talking mafia styled fixing aren't we ?
No no, that's another type of small business entirely. I'll just clean your pipes :kiss:
 

Phoebe

Some Village lost an Idiot!
Legend Member
But after all that dirty talk, you damn sure need them inspected I think!! Poor old Mudcrab is sitting there with his wrench in his hand waiting to go!!

Well mudcrab needs to use said wrench and tighten his nuts better he....... As this wench doesn't do wrenches....
 
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