Good pick up lines!

Did the dumbest thing once I walked up this girl and gave her hair a little tug she loved it .
She just happened to be into hair pulling biteing Name calling humiliation and she is still chasing me everyone call me Jake for some reason
 
Once at a friend's birthday party & after consuming a few beverages & shaking hands with the bucket bong on more than 1 occasion I asked a very sexy redhead how long she had been a natural redhead for?
She looked at me like I was a complete idiot shook her head & then burst out laughing. Less than an hour later we locked ourselves in my mates spare bedroom & fucked like porn stars til the sun came up 😊
 
I must be such a boring person or a prude in real life. I cringe at pick up lines and I don't have to open my mouth as my facial expression gives me away
 
I must be such a boring person or a prude in real life. I cringe at pick up lines and I don't have to open my mouth as my facial expression gives me away
Even "accidental" pick up lines like my natural redhead one?
Which by the way is 100% true & can b validated by a couple of my mates 😊
 
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