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13Chelsea13

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Never been one to use pick up lines but i found one that is pretty good, well i reckon anyway ill post it below , do they work? do people use them? if you do what are they?



"Excuse me, i was wondering if you could help me with something, i have this equation and i need your opinion.....its (X+u=25)
I think x =15 because U are definitely a 10"

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13Chelsea13 said:
Never been one to use pick up lines but i found one that is pretty good, well i reckon anyway ill post it below , do they work? do people use them? if you do what are they?



"Excuse me, i was wondering if you could help me with something, i have this equation and i need your opinion.....its (X+u=25)
I think x =15 because U are definitely a 10"

😊👌
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I'd run a mile with a pick up line like that :)
 
Channelle

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13Chelsea13 said:
Never been one to use pick up lines but i found one that is pretty good, well i reckon anyway ill post it below , do they work? do people use them? if you do what are they?



"Excuse me, i was wondering if you could help me with something, i have this equation and i need your opinion.....its (X+u=25)
I think x =15 because U are definitely a 10"

😊👌
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Given my maths ability after a beer or 3, I would probably never get 10 as the answer.
No wonder I keep failing when they look so good.
 
adellaallure

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A man tapped me on the shoulder while I was at the crosswalk in the city, handed me a bit of folded paper, winked and walked away, not looking back. The bit of paper said I'VE DREAMT OF YOU (his phone number) I LEAVE TOWN IN A FEW HOURS. I'M AT THE HYATT. If he'd waited for my reaction it would have been too confronting, if he'd not mentioned he was leaving I wouldnt have felt the urgency, and if he'd not been at a 5 star hotel I wouldn't have felt safe. The sex was cheeky quickish and great!
 

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Phoebe

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adellaallure said:
A man tapped me on the shoulder while I was at the crosswalk in the city, handed me a bit of folded paper, winked and walked away, not looking back. The bit of paper said I'VE DREAMT OF YOU (his phone number) I LEAVE TOWN IN A FEW HOURS. I'M AT THE HYATT. If he'd waited for my reaction it would have been too confronting, if he'd not mentioned he was leaving I wouldnt have felt the urgency, and if he'd not been at a 5 star hotel I wouldn't have felt safe. The sex was cheeky quickish and great!
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Thats scene from a porno....... come on that isn't real... surely... what city was this in? I am going to try that in Perth this Friday... if I get arrested and make the news, I will make reference to this post... :)
 
Marnie

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A good pick up line can have a really good impact if used at the right place at the right time. I think if someone knows how cringe the pick up line is, and you can have a laugh at that together, then it can be a good conversation starter!
Taking corny pick up lines to seriously can be off putting
 
Yarharfiddlydee

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Marnie said:
A good pick up line can have a really good impact if used at the right place at the right time. I think if someone knows how cringe the pick up line is, and you can have a laugh at that together, then it can be a good conversation starter!
Taking corny pick up lines to seriously can be off putting
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This is me. Good to know I have a chance. 😂. Seriously, dad bods and dad jokes are so in. Luckily, I'm the master of dad buffoonery.
 
Farm Boy 2

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adellaallure said:
A man tapped me on the shoulder while I was at the crosswalk in the city, handed me a bit of folded paper, winked and walked away, not looking back. The bit of paper said I'VE DREAMT OF YOU (his phone number) I LEAVE TOWN IN A FEW HOURS. I'M AT THE HYATT. If he'd waited for my reaction it would have been too confronting, if he'd not mentioned he was leaving I wouldnt have felt the urgency, and if he'd not been at a 5 star hotel I wouldn't have felt safe. The sex was cheeky quickish and great!
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Did he know you was a working girl or did he just get lucky .
 
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Phoebe said:
Thats scene from a porno....... come on that isn't real... surely... what city was this in? I am going to try that in Perth this Friday... if I get arrested and make the news, I will make reference to this post... :)
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How did it go?
 
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13Chelsea13 said:
Never been one to use pick up lines but i found one that is pretty good, well i reckon anyway ill post it below , do they work? do people use them? if you do what are they?



"Excuse me, i was wondering if you could help me with something, i have this equation and i need your opinion.....its (X+u=25)
I think x =15 because U are definitely a 10"

😊👌
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oh that is awful and lame as hell, lol
 
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