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Hairybum

Gold Member
Can you tell me what nationality and age roughly is Tina.
She only does HJ i assume.
Tina is a mature Chinese lady with a shorty stocky physique. She has a really nice personality. She is happy to have a chat but equally happy to just crack on with the massage which is fine by me. She is registered for Hicaps. I think she doesn't want to be known for extras but is not fazed if you want them. I have only had HJ and have not asked for anything more. Prices were very reasonable eg $30. When I had the 4 hands sample the other lady was younger and prettier and Tina got her to do the HJ. Had 75mins including HJ and last 20 mins was 4 hands all for $100. Won't rely on that being repeated but I would definitely return. Only downer for me is the drive to Ellenbrook. Last time I was there she mentioned she has a table in her house in Beechboro. Intriguing.
 

Wooper

Legend Member
Had a similar experience with tina, four hand massage probably 30% of the time with mostly the other just as old lady who’s massage wasn’t good at all, tinas wasn’t too bad but had no tease from the lady who mostly did the massage and apparently she does offer extra. Tina came in at the end and gave hj which wasn’t bad but overall wasn’t impressed with the service
 

sexbomb

Gold Member
Guys i tried the body scrub again and sadly got the same lady as last time. Was really hoping to see what would happen with another worker. Same as last time but this time i asked any chance you do mouth and she said never.but then must of got her thinking so she asked how much would you give me ? I said 100 as i knew i only had 50s on me
Next minute she is going for gold on me without a condom i was shocked but also kind of hot at the same time. She didnt stop for one second to catch her breath and after maybe 5 mins i tried to warn her i was about to blow then next minute she took the entire load deep down her throat was f**king killer exp. She came off with tears in her eye but she was dedicated to make sure i was going to blow before getting a breather
10/10 will be back
one more time to try someone else then ill share the shops name


Any chance you can share this one? I am in the search for something new again. :p PM works.
 

gus2012

Gold Member
Paid a second visit to Lilly massage in High Wycombe today. (sometimes calls herself Minny) Her Facebook name is Kingdao Mueaifon...she advertises out of Facebook Market place and used to own a shop up in Stoneville. My first visit was a few weeks ago, she was a bit whiney then but the massage was very good. Today, not so:

I booked for 08:15 (she usually starts from 09:00 but whilst booking last night she offered me 08:00 or 08:30). I arrived at 08:12 and went into the front room of the house where the table is setup very nicely. She is a legit therapist, so those wanting extras should look elsewhere. She advertises $60 per hour, which is what I paid last time but wanted $65 this time. I suspect its gonna go up $5 per week.....

She was on the phone to a guy so I wait on the table...I can hear every word. After that call eventually ended she answered another one from a guy seeking a 9am appointment.

So 08:26 the massage starts. I start by asking her to focus on my lower back and legs as they are genuinely stiff and sore....her reply was "too short notice you need to book 2 hour 3 hour. My customer book 2,3,4,6 hour...." Her mood seemed a bit off from the start and she was saying this with some volume and apparent annoyance. I said I just got here when am I meant to tell you? I said I only have the hour and just focus on the lower half don't worry about shoulders, neck, upper back, arms. She said "that hip take 30 minute, that bit (leg) take 30 minute no time". I said ok, scrap that I am here anyway just do a relax massage. She said no will do proper massage.

She said "I just explaining..." to which I said that's fine but I don't have 6 hours for a massage lets just do what we can do in the hour. After her reply I said if its too much trouble I can leave...she said ok if you want go I have lots of customer. This is where I should have packed up and left...wish I did.

The massage was barely half the pressure of the one a few weeks earlier, and she left the table a few times to tend to things (I could not see what, probably her phone) At 08:45 there is a knock at the door, rent inspection. She was away from the table for at least 5 mins with the inspector and as it turned out, after doing the full inspection, walking past me on the table taking pictures of the house, the inspector had the wrong house and left. Minny spent the rest of the time leaving the table to look out the front 3 or 4 times, go outside and take a photo of the car, go to her room to check nothing stolen, she was totally distracted. (this inspection was not her fault, not mine either and I understand that)

At 09:13 she says that's it massage over then she goes outside to watch the inspectors car. Trying to work it out I got barely 20 mins of half pressure massage and another 20 mins of distracted massage. OI really wish I left when I had the chance. She made no apologies, no effort to make up lost time and asked for full payment...I mentioned the short time, she offered $5 back I said don't bother, and I won't be returning.

What does she look like you ask? She is 47, recently separated, tidy body about a size 6, not ugly, but after the first 10 mins I have some sympathy for the poor bastard that was married to her...keep running mate, don't look back. (she had a Thai husband)

Would I go back, not even for free. Clearly she has good days and bad...the first time was probably a good day, still plenty of whinging at the start but it was a good massage. Get a bad day like today and fuk it boys just walk. I have never felt so uncomfortable on a massage table before.

I don't usually like to give non-positive reviews of privates, but I think I need to contribute to this site and maybe save others the trouble. I do appreciate it when others share their bad experiences and warn me off girls I would have otherwise seen.

If others have better experiences, that's great. She will open a shop in Midland soon on Great Northern Highway between the pub and that Thai Noi restaurant, at which point the home massages will cease.
 

Snowy

Legend Member
Paid a second visit to Lilly massage in High Wycombe today. (sometimes calls herself Minny) Her Facebook name is Kingdao Mueaifon...she advertises out of Facebook Market place and used to own a shop up in Stoneville. My first visit was a few weeks ago, she was a bit whiney then but the massage was very good. Today, not so:

I booked for 08:15 (she usually starts from 09:00 but whilst booking last night she offered me 08:00 or 08:30). I arrived at 08:12 and went into the front room of the house where the table is setup very nicely. She is a legit therapist, so those wanting extras should look elsewhere. She advertises $60 per hour, which is what I paid last time but wanted $65 this time. I suspect its gonna go up $5 per week.....

She was on the phone to a guy so I wait on the table...I can hear every word. After that call eventually ended she answered another one from a guy seeking a 9am appointment.

So 08:26 the massage starts. I start by asking her to focus on my lower back and legs as they are genuinely stiff and sore....her reply was "too short notice you need to book 2 hour 3 hour. My customer book 2,3,4,6 hour...." Her mood seemed a bit off from the start and she was saying this with some volume and apparent annoyance. I said I just got here when am I meant to tell you? I said I only have the hour and just focus on the lower half don't worry about shoulders, neck, upper back, arms. She said "that hip take 30 minute, that bit (leg) take 30 minute no time". I said ok, scrap that I am here anyway just do a relax massage. She said no will do proper massage.

She said "I just explaining..." to which I said that's fine but I don't have 6 hours for a massage lets just do what we can do in the hour. After her reply I said if its too much trouble I can leave...she said ok if you want go I have lots of customer. This is where I should have packed up and left...wish I did.

The massage was barely half the pressure of the one a few weeks earlier, and she left the table a few times to tend to things (I could not see what, probably her phone) At 08:45 there is a knock at the door, rent inspection. She was away from the table for at least 5 mins with the inspector and as it turned out, after doing the full inspection, walking past me on the table taking pictures of the house, the inspector had the wrong house and left. Minny spent the rest of the time leaving the table to look out the front 3 or 4 times, go outside and take a photo of the car, go to her room to check nothing stolen, she was totally distracted. (this inspection was not her fault, not mine either and I understand that)

At 09:13 she says that's it massage over then she goes outside to watch the inspectors car. Trying to work it out I got barely 20 mins of half pressure massage and another 20 mins of distracted massage. OI really wish I left when I had the chance. She made no apologies, no effort to make up lost time and asked for full payment...I mentioned the short time, she offered $5 back I said don't bother, and I won't be returning.

What does she look like you ask? She is 47, recently separated, tidy body about a size 6, not ugly, but after the first 10 mins I have some sympathy for the poor bastard that was married to her...keep running mate, don't look back. (she had a Thai husband)

Would I go back, not even for free. Clearly she has good days and bad...the first time was probably a good day, still plenty of whinging at the start but it was a good massage. Get a bad day like today and fuk it boys just walk. I have never felt so uncomfortable on a massage table before.

I don't usually like to give non-positive reviews of privates, but I think I need to contribute to this site and maybe save others the trouble. I do appreciate it when others share their bad experiences and warn me off girls I would have otherwise seen.

If others have better experiences, that's great. She will open a shop in Midland soon on Great Northern Highway between the pub and that Thai Noi restaurant, at which point the home massages will cease.
Wow what a let down, thanks for taking the time to do the review, wouldn't it be great to listen to what our brain is trying to tell us about leaving before it gets worse.
 

gus2012

Gold Member
I guess my question now is this...are there any therapists out there who:
a) Dont change their pricing as they please...different price every session no matter what you agree beforehand.
b) Don't cancel their booking with you within an hour of the time. Nui cancelled me 10 mins before an appointment, whilst I was on her street after a 20km drive. Bassendean Chen cancelled me, from a 10am to a 230pm, but I on the street anyway and I saw her accept and hug a customer. I suspect she prioritised favourite customers over others so she is gone. You all know my experiences with Tan's place and most of the shops in Midland are shit.
c) Offer a fair massage for the price they charge.
d) I don't like shops as I get a different girl every time and they up their prices by upto $20 when you want to claim health rebate. I spend that money on the chiro now.

From what I am hearing business is booming and the girls can, and do, treat their customers like shit as there are many more where I came from. It never used to be like this.

Based on other threads, I might have to drive up to Tina's in Ellenbrook... also does anyone have any feedback on Parichat down in Gosnells? I am at the point now I need to drive 50km round trip for a proper massage...
 

Snowy

Legend Member
I guess my question now is this...are there any therapists out there who:
a) Dont change their pricing as they please...different price every session no matter what you agree beforehand.
b) Don't cancel their booking with you within an hour of the time. Nui cancelled me 10 mins before an appointment, whilst I was on her street after a 20km drive. Bassendean Chen cancelled me, from a 10am to a 230pm, but I on the street anyway and I saw her accept and hug a customer. I suspect she prioritised favourite customers over others so she is gone. You all know my experiences with Tan's place and most of the shops in Midland are shit.
c) Offer a fair massage for the price they charge.
d) I don't like shops as I get a different girl every time and they up their prices by upto $20 when you want to claim health rebate. I spend that money on the chiro now.

From what I am hearing business is booming and the girls can, and do, treat their customers like shit as there are many more where I came from. It never used to be like this.

Based on other threads, I might have to drive up to Tina's in Ellenbrook... also does anyone have any feedback on Parichat down in Gosnells? I am at the point now I need to drive 50km round trip for a proper massage...
If & when that happens to myself I would go back to a massage parlor at my local shopping centre, in saying that I always pay for the massage up front, if they then try to charge more I walk out & go somewhere else.
Unfortunately at the moment it's not safe to even go for a massage as quite a few of the parlors have closed there doors for a period of time.
Most of the time if I'm stood up or mucked about then I will not return to that parlor for a long time or never again, we as customers have the ability to close down the bad parlors by not going back & posting a review on the bad service that they give us, so have another look in your area or even the small shopping centres, you may well discover a new place .
 

Channelle

Legend Member
Paid a second visit to Lilly massage in High Wycombe today. (sometimes calls herself Minny) Her Facebook name is Kingdao Mueaifon...she advertises out of Facebook Market place and used to own a shop up in Stoneville. My first visit was a few weeks ago, she was a bit whiney then but the massage was very good. Today, not so:

I booked for 08:15 (she usually starts from 09:00 but whilst booking last night she offered me 08:00 or 08:30). I arrived at 08:12 and went into the front room of the house where the table is setup very nicely. She is a legit therapist, so those wanting extras should look elsewhere. She advertises $60 per hour, which is what I paid last time but wanted $65 this time. I suspect its gonna go up $5 per week.....

She was on the phone to a guy so I wait on the table...I can hear every word. After that call eventually ended she answered another one from a guy seeking a 9am appointment.

So 08:26 the massage starts. I start by asking her to focus on my lower back and legs as they are genuinely stiff and sore....her reply was "too short notice you need to book 2 hour 3 hour. My customer book 2,3,4,6 hour...." Her mood seemed a bit off from the start and she was saying this with some volume and apparent annoyance. I said I just got here when am I meant to tell you? I said I only have the hour and just focus on the lower half don't worry about shoulders, neck, upper back, arms. She said "that hip take 30 minute, that bit (leg) take 30 minute no time". I said ok, scrap that I am here anyway just do a relax massage. She said no will do proper massage.

She said "I just explaining..." to which I said that's fine but I don't have 6 hours for a massage lets just do what we can do in the hour. After her reply I said if its too much trouble I can leave...she said ok if you want go I have lots of customer. This is where I should have packed up and left...wish I did.

The massage was barely half the pressure of the one a few weeks earlier, and she left the table a few times to tend to things (I could not see what, probably her phone) At 08:45 there is a knock at the door, rent inspection. She was away from the table for at least 5 mins with the inspector and as it turned out, after doing the full inspection, walking past me on the table taking pictures of the house, the inspector had the wrong house and left. Minny spent the rest of the time leaving the table to look out the front 3 or 4 times, go outside and take a photo of the car, go to her room to check nothing stolen, she was totally distracted. (this inspection was not her fault, not mine either and I understand that)

At 09:13 she says that's it massage over then she goes outside to watch the inspectors car. Trying to work it out I got barely 20 mins of half pressure massage and another 20 mins of distracted massage. OI really wish I left when I had the chance. She made no apologies, no effort to make up lost time and asked for full payment...I mentioned the short time, she offered $5 back I said don't bother, and I won't be returning.

What does she look like you ask? She is 47, recently separated, tidy body about a size 6, not ugly, but after the first 10 mins I have some sympathy for the poor bastard that was married to her...keep running mate, don't look back. (she had a Thai husband)

Would I go back, not even for free. Clearly she has good days and bad...the first time was probably a good day, still plenty of whinging at the start but it was a good massage. Get a bad day like today and fuk it boys just walk. I have never felt so uncomfortable on a massage table before.

I don't usually like to give non-positive reviews of privates, but I think I need to contribute to this site and maybe save others the trouble. I do appreciate it when others share their bad experiences and warn me off girls I would have otherwise seen.

If others have better experiences, that's great. She will open a shop in Midland soon on Great Northern Highway between the pub and that Thai Noi restaurant, at which point the home massages will cease.

Oh just Wow for your never to be repeated experience.

And Wow for the rent inspector - in the house taking happy snaps - probably of you on the table as he walked by - then decided, wrong house!
 

bigfella

Bronze Member
I guess my question now is this...are there any therapists out there who:
a) Dont change their pricing as they please...different price every session no matter what you agree beforehand.
b) Don't cancel their booking with you within an hour of the time. Nui cancelled me 10 mins before an appointment, whilst I was on her street after a 20km drive. Bassendean Chen cancelled me, from a 10am to a 230pm, but I on the street anyway and I saw her accept and hug a customer. I suspect she prioritised favourite customers over others so she is gone. You all know my experiences with Tan's place and most of the shops in Midland are shit.
c) Offer a fair massage for the price they charge.
d) I don't like shops as I get a different girl every time and they up their prices by upto $20 when you want to claim health rebate. I spend that money on the chiro now.

From what I am hearing business is booming and the girls can, and do, treat their customers like shit as there are many more where I came from. It never used to be like this.

Based on other threads, I might have to drive up to Tina's in Ellenbrook... also does anyone have any feedback on Parichat down in Gosnells? I am at the point now I need to drive 50km round trip for a proper massage...
Any clues as to where this Parichat works and any opinions as to her qualities?
 
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I guess my question now is this...are there any therapists out there who:
a) Dont change their pricing as they please...different price every session no matter what you agree beforehand.
b) Don't cancel their booking with you within an hour of the time. Nui cancelled me 10 mins before an appointment, whilst I was on her street after a 20km drive. Bassendean Chen cancelled me, from a 10am to a 230pm, but I on the street anyway and I saw her accept and hug a customer. I suspect she prioritised favourite customers over others so she is gone. You all know my experiences with Tan's place and most of the shops in Midland are shit.
c) Offer a fair massage for the price they charge.
d) I don't like shops as I get a different girl every time and they up their prices by upto $20 when you want to claim health rebate. I spend that money on the chiro now.

From what I am hearing business is booming and the girls can, and do, treat their customers like shit as there are many more where I came from. It never used to be like this.

Based on other threads, I might have to drive up to Tina's in Ellenbrook... also does anyone have any feedback on Parichat down in Gosnells? I am at the point now I need to drive 50km round trip for a proper massage...
I suggest you could try NOI in Thornlie ?
 

gus2012

Gold Member
Oh just Wow for your never to be repeated experience.

And Wow for the rent inspector - in the house taking happy snaps - probably of you on the table as he walked by - then decided, wrong house!

Inspector was a chick, I didn't look at her but she sounded large. I kept my head down. It is one of those areas when they build a house at the back they leave t
Any clues as to where this Parichat works and any opinions as to her qualities?

 

DHFH

Member Moderator
Staff member
Talking Turkey Moderator
I guess my question now is this...are there any therapists out there who:
a) Dont change their pricing as they please...different price every session no matter what you agree beforehand.
b) Don't cancel their booking with you within an hour of the time. Nui cancelled me 10 mins before an appointment, whilst I was on her street after a 20km drive. Bassendean Chen cancelled me, from a 10am to a 230pm, but I on the street anyway and I saw her accept and hug a customer. I suspect she prioritised favourite customers over others so she is gone. You all know my experiences with Tan's place and most of the shops in Midland are shit.
c) Offer a fair massage for the price they charge.
d) I don't like shops as I get a different girl every time and they up their prices by upto $20 when you want to claim health rebate. I spend that money on the chiro now.

From what I am hearing business is booming and the girls can, and do, treat their customers like shit as there are many more where I came from. It never used to be like this.

Based on other threads, I might have to drive up to Tina's in Ellenbrook... also does anyone have any feedback on Parichat down in Gosnells? I am at the point now I need to drive 50km round trip for a proper massage...
I’ve had a few massages with Korean Anna in Redcliffe. Nice mature lady who takes the massage very seriously. Pricey at $80 for a an hour full body massage but better than most in my opinion. Been reviewed on here previously.
 
A

Albany

I’ve had a few massages with Korean Anna in Redcliffe. Nice mature lady who takes the massage very seriously. Pricey at $80 for a an hour full body massage but better than most in my opinion. Been reviewed on here previously.


Just b4 everyone jumps to Korean Anna, remember YMMV.

I saw her years ago. She was old then. Massage was nothing special and she seemed quite disinterested. Certainly nothing especially Korean about the massage and I found pretty ordinary in fact.
As always.... YMMV.
 

Be Nice

Legend Member
I guess my question now is this...are there any therapists out there who:
a) Dont change their pricing as they please...different price every session no matter what you agree beforehand.
b) Don't cancel their booking with you within an hour of the time. Nui cancelled me 10 mins before an appointment, whilst I was on her street after a 20km drive. Bassendean Chen cancelled me, from a 10am to a 230pm, but I on the street anyway and I saw her accept and hug a customer. I suspect she prioritised favourite customers over others so she is gone. You all know my experiences with Tan's place and most of the shops in Midland are shit.
c) Offer a fair massage for the price they charge.
d) I don't like shops as I get a different girl every time and they up their prices by upto $20 when you want to claim health rebate. I spend that money on the chiro now.

From what I am hearing business is booming and the girls can, and do, treat their customers like shit as there are many more where I came from. It never used to be like this.

Based on other threads, I might have to drive up to Tina's in Ellenbrook... also does anyone have any feedback on Parichat down in Gosnells? I am at the point now I need to drive 50km round trip for a proper massage...
Are you just after a good massage, or do you need extras? If it’s just a good massage go and see Thania in Lynwood, she’s the best in Perth. But you have zero chance of extras. Home based, very clean Thai lady. No claims. $70 per hour. Find her on Gumtree or PM me if you want her number.
 

gus2012

Gold Member
Are you just after a good massage, or do you need extras? If it’s just a good massage go and see Thania in Lynwood, she’s the best in Perth. But you have zero chance of extras. Home based, very clean Thai lady. No claims. $70 per hour. Find her on Gumtree or PM me if you want her number.

I appreciate the recommendations (yours and others). We all love extras, but my focus is a good, proper massage with someone who listens, cares, knows what they are doing and I actually get some benefit out of it. For me, good massages usually means less Chiro. I am going to start working my way through the gumtree girls who I previously considered too far away. (Thania, Noi, Parichat, etc.)

I have always been curious of Korean Anna as she is not far away, but for every good thing I hear there are five negative things. At $80 I just don't want to gamble.
 

Slugger1

Legend Member
I appreciate the recommendations (yours and others). We all love extras, but my focus is a good, proper massage with someone who listens, cares, knows what they are doing and I actually get some benefit out of it. For me, good massages usually means less Chiro. I am going to start working my way through the gumtree girls who I previously considered too far away. (Thania, Noi, Parichat, etc.)

I have always been curious of Korean Anna as she is not far away, but for every good thing I hear there are five negative things. At $80 I just don't want to gamble.
Have you tried Hong in Carlisle?
 

Be Nice

Legend Member
I appreciate the recommendations (yours and others). We all love extras, but my focus is a good, proper massage with someone who listens, cares, knows what they are doing and I actually get some benefit out of it. For me, good massages usually means less Chiro. I am going to start working my way through the gumtree girls who I previously considered too far away. (Thania, Noi, Parichat, etc.)

I have always been curious of Korean Anna as she is not far away, but for every good thing I hear there are five negative things. At $80 I just don't want to gamble.
If a good massage is your priority, you won't go past Thania, I guarantee you of that.
 

mingming

Silver Member
I appreciate the recommendations (yours and others). We all love extras, but my focus is a good, proper massage with someone who listens, cares, knows what they are doing and I actually get some benefit out of it. For me, good massages usually means less Chiro. I am going to start working my way through the gumtree girls who I previously considered too far away. (Thania, Noi, Parichat, etc.)

I have always been curious of Korean Anna as she is not far away, but for every good thing I hear there are five negative things. At $80 I just don't want to gamble.

Same like Slugger1. Highly recommend Hong at XY Wellbeing in Carlisle only if you looking for a proper high quality of professional remedial massage. I stop seeing Chiro and Physio after I found her. She is the best to me in Perth. Never let me down. Been there regular now.
 
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