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Good legitimate massage

rickman

Gold Member
I saw Gina (Farida Thai Massage) for a massage a short while back, my first time seeing her. I asked for a hard deep tissue as I hadn't had a massage in ages and my legs were cactus from squats. The quad/abductor part was hands down the most painful massage of my life (not her fault, I asked for it) she seemed to take great pleasure in my agony though.

While face down she would 'accidentally' give the bellend an occasional swipe, just enough to wake up but also not so obviously concentrated that you would be laying there after a minute or so thinking "that was probably an accident", the old fella retreating after a false alarm and then BAM another stray finger would leave the inner thigh for a cheeky swipe. While working on my back she would mash her chest into the back of my head so much that I could almost make out the pattern of her bra like I was reading brail with my head... Again, the old fella rises. On to the flip and I'm pitching a tent, she knocks the towel off a few times "oops" then gives us a smile. I wasn't there for extras but just as the little head was starting to override the thinking process the deep tissue part of the quad massage starts and all I can think about is intense pain for the next 10-15min. The massage is concluded with some neck work, she asks if I'm single, tells me I'm "velly hamsom man"...Ok I'm intrigued again... More boobs against the back of head as I'm sitting up on the table and then a neck crack... "OK finished". I start to get dressed, she stays in the room chatting as she watches, Offers to make some Thai food for my next visit, she's a friendly lady. I'm thinking I might have to try her extras next time and then the conversation turns to a previous customer she had that day that asked for extras. "I told him I don't do that, he would need to pay me 1million dollars" she laughs. She charges me $70 for the hour, $10 dollar discount apparently. I leave happy but thoroughly confused LOL.

Judging by reviews I've since read on here, she use to do all kinds of extras when she worked with Rainbow Moon. I think she has a BF now and works from home with her kid in the house so maybe she's strictly legit as of now? or she could just be saying that to keep face with someone who speaks Thai and didn't seem interested in extras? Or maybe only does that for her old customers? Who knows.

Anyone seen her recently? Thoughts?

sounds like shes looking for a boyfriend ha, especially if she wants to cook you dinner.
 

chocy

Legend Member
Thai girls usually show there colours quickly .. especially if from a Thai bar background. There is a few legit but not many.
 

Jiffy

Silver Member
sounds like shes looking for a boyfriend ha, especially if she wants to cook you dinner.

Nah I speak a fair bit of Thai so the topic of food always comes up and getting offered ingredients from the garden or homemade dishes/sauces is incredibly common. That's just their culture.

Also, she already has a BF judging by her socials.
 

Jiffy

Silver Member
Oh don't you worry! Both Gina and Party know their way around the business end of the massage table. It's all up for grabs there...just a matter of fixing the price 👍

Oh I'm well aware she did the works for many years. Have you seen her in the last 6 months? just wondering if things have changed as she made it pretty clear to the previous customer she was complaining to me about.
 

Dunder Mufflin

Gold Member
Oh I'm well aware she did the works for many years. Have you seen her in the last 6 months? just wondering if things have changed as she made it pretty clear to the previous customer she was complaining to me about.
Been a good few months since I was I visited Pattie but it was not legit. I left happy and the massage was great too
 

longjohn

Longjohn TS
Legend Member
They are only legit until they are not. I am sure many of us have defiled otherwise good girls...it is those gems we tend to keep to ourselves.

Anyway, I have tried a few gumtree places lately:

Samlee, South Guildford. Undies on, really good firm massage like you get in Thailand, Sweet rig, in her 30's.: $65

Amy Thai Massage, Parkerville. Similarly, undies on, really good firm massage like you get in Thailand, mature, petite, 50's I guess: $65

In neither case did I know the undies requirement...if I did I probably would not have gone, but in both cases I received an excellent massage, hit the right spots they know their stuff. Chances of extras, in my view, nil.
Both these ladies i have contacted . First thing I do is ask if they are avaiable. If they say yes , I then ask if you ok with me being naked with no clothing on not even a towel.

If you r ok with the above please send me the address and see you at such time.

These two above said must have underwear on. So that way I know which ones to avoid.
 

random1

Gold Member
If you are after a good massage i go to Shi's massage next to subway at rockingham beach. great massage and never any extra on offer.
 

longjohn

Longjohn TS
Legend Member

Has anyone tried this Lady Lisa . Mobile service only. Good value 2hrs for $100

Now have contacted her and she said she is ok with client having no clothing on not even a towel.

But she says she not doing sensual.

Asked me what sport or work I play.

Told her do cycling and a lot of lifting at work so need you to concentrate on Lower back, buttocks,Hamstrings,stomach and thighs.

She said she was ok with that and can do a sport massage.

So anyone want to try her out before I take the plunge.

LJ
 

rickman

Gold Member

Has anyone tried this Lady Lisa . Mobile service only. Good value 2hrs for $100

Now have contacted her and she said she is ok with client having no clothing on not even a towel.

But she says she not doing sensual.

Asked me what sport or work I play.

Told her do cycling and a lot of lifting at work so need you to concentrate on Lower back, buttocks,Hamstrings,stomach and thighs.

She said she was ok with that and can do a sport massage.

So anyone want to try her out before I take the plunge.

LJ

definitely great value, let us know!
 
A

Albany

definitely great value, let us know!

I saw Lisa a few months back. A portly lady, very well spoken with a soft but nice massage.
I had the feeling there was more to offer but, surprisingly for me, I didn't go there. She is a mobile massage only. Very pleasant but doesn't do it for me on looks or at that hj level.
Interested to hear from someone who has gone the distance though.
 

rickman

Gold Member
I saw Lisa a few months back. A portly lady, very well spoken with a soft but nice massage.
I had the feeling there was more to offer but, surprisingly for me, I didn't go there. She is a mobile massage only. Very pleasant but doesn't do it for me on looks or at that hj level.
Interested to hear from someone who has gone the distance though.

cheers! for 2hrs, outcall at $100 i'll try at least once, im happy with no extras but do prefer a good massage
 

Thick meat

Gold Member

Has anyone tried this Lady Lisa . Mobile service only. Good value 2hrs for $100

Now have contacted her and she said she is ok with client having no clothing on not even a towel.

But she says she not doing sensual.

Asked me what sport or work I play.

Told her do cycling and a lot of lifting at work so need you to concentrate on Lower back, buttocks,Hamstrings,stomach and thighs.

She said she was ok with that and can do a sport massage.

So anyone want to try her out before I take the plunge.

LJ
I’ve seen her a few years back. Not pleasing on the eye but she sucked me off. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
A

Albany


Has anyone seen this girl.

Looks very pretty in the photo.

Quite pretty, quite plump.
Terrible massage ... more interested in the extra than the massage..... Not that that's a bad thing!
Pricey though.... wanted $300 all up.
Gorgeous pair of dense, heavy t**s.

Soft voice, works in a shop, looking to branch out.
 

Wooper

Legend Member
Quite pretty, quite plump.
Terrible massage ... more interested in the extra than the massage..... Not that that's a bad thing!
Pricey though.... wanted $300 all up.
Gorgeous pair of dense, heavy t**s.

Soft voice, works in a shop, looking to branch out.
What extras ?
 
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