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Good legitimate massage

Have seen Misty half a dozen times. Never a hint of extra (which is fine by me), but agree her demeanour can be a bit odd at times. My reading is that she's just trying to be professional. However, she gives the best legit massage I've had.

Was extremely disappointed with Misty. Heard great things but legit (no pun) was one of, if not the, worst massages I've ever had. I spent the next few days seeing a couple different massues I was familiar with to undo the damage Misty had done. Oddly though I would have said she was friendly enough, chatted to me on and off during the session.
 
Has anyone tried this Thai lady only $40 per hr. Pity she only visits.

Your link is for Jenny....apologies on my first read I thought you were asking about Kem....I have tried her. The initial phone number is her husband...when I teed up a visit he said the majority of calls/messages were for sex, and cancelled or hung up when they realised it ain't happening. He seemed like a descent bloke. Once she visits you she will give you her direct number.

Kem is a lovely lady, strictly legit, undies must be on, $40 per hour you can't go wrong. In her ad she had her certificate with her photo...she has aged well still looks quite pretty and no more than a size 6 I would guess. It was a good massage, not as much pressure as I prefer, but I might get her back for a relaxation massage I think that will hit the spot. We should take her for what she offers, which is an honest massage. Please don't push for extras I got the sense some queries were really offensive.
 
Your link is for Jenny....apologies on my first read I thought you were asking about Kem....I have tried her. The initial phone number is her husband...when I teed up a visit he said the majority of calls/messages were for sex, and cancelled or hung up when they realised it ain't happening. He seemed like a descent bloke. Once she visits you she will give you her direct number.

Kem is a lovely lady, strictly legit, undies must be on, $40 per hour you can't go wrong. In her ad she had her certificate with her photo...she has aged well still looks quite pretty and no more than a size 6 I would guess. It was a good massage, not as much pressure as I prefer, but I might get her back for a relaxation massage I think that will hit the spot. We should take her for what she offers, which is an honest massage. Please don't push for extras I got the sense some queries were really offensive.
Thanks for clearing that up Gus
 
Your link is for Jenny....apologies on my first read I thought you were asking about Kem....I have tried her. The initial phone number is her husband...when I teed up a visit he said the majority of calls/messages were for sex, and cancelled or hung up when they realised it ain't happening. He seemed like a descent bloke. Once she visits you she will give you her direct number.

Kem is a lovely lady, strictly legit, undies must be on, $40 per hour you can't go wrong. In her ad she had her certificate with her photo...she has aged well still looks quite pretty and no more than a size 6 I would guess. It was a good massage, not as much pressure as I prefer, but I might get her back for a relaxation massage I think that will hit the spot. We should take her for what she offers, which is an honest massage. Please don't push for extras I got the sense some queries were really offensive.
Does Patrick drop her off for the mobile massage and wait around
Your link is for Jenny....apologies on my first read I thought you were asking about Kem....I have tried her. The initial phone number is her husband...when I teed up a visit he said the majority of calls/messages were for sex, and cancelled or hung up when they realised it ain't happening. He seemed like a descent bloke. Once she visits you she will give you her direct number.

Kem is a lovely lady, strictly legit, undies must be on, $40 per hour you can't go wrong. In her ad she had her certificate with her photo...she has aged well still looks quite pretty and no more than a size 6 I would guess. It was a good massage, not as much pressure as I prefer, but I might get her back for a relaxation massage I think that will hit the spot. We should take her for what she offers, which is an honest massage. Please don't push for extras I got the sense some queries were really offensive.
G'day Gus,does her husband drop her off and wait around to pick her up?
 
Does Patrick drop her off for the mobile massage and wait around
G'day Gus,does her husband drop her off and wait around to pick her up?

She drives herself, very punctual. Dont waste ur time seeking more with Kem it wont happen. Push too hard and one might have a sexual harrassment complaint against them.
 
She drives herself, very punctual. Dont waste ur time seeking more with Kem it wont happen. Push too hard and one might have a sexual harrassment complaint against them.
Thanks Gus,That's great to here that there is s lady doing a good legit service at a great price,we could do with a price war😄
 
I took the challenge on... attractive very small lady.. she spent a lot of time around the bum and balls but managed not to touch or maybe a slight hit. On the flip basically the same thing around the old man but not touching.. asked for a HJ and I was told there is wet wipes there I will leave the room and you can do yourself.. couldn't understand that because she's basically spent the whole time teasing you and then you get nothing..
I don't even think after multiple visit she will put out.
 
I took the challenge on... attractive very small lady.. she spent a lot of time around the bum and balls but managed not to touch or maybe a slight hit. On the flip basically the same thing around the old man but not touching.. asked for a HJ and I was told there is wet wipes there I will leave the room and you can do yourself.. couldn't understand that because she's basically spent the whole time teasing you and then you get nothing..
I don't even think after multiple visit she will put out.
Was the actual massage any good? What age?
 
Not great.. basically just tease massage.. maybe u could ask for firm, but i was hoping for the treasure at the end of rainbow so went with it and got nothing.. I didn't go there to pull myself! She is maybe early 30's.
 
I took the challenge on... attractive very small lady.. she spent a lot of time around the bum and balls but managed not to touch or maybe a slight hit. On the flip basically the same thing around the old man but not touching ...

Do I read the picture clearly, 'chocy' ? ... I gather you were face down completely naked and not covered by a towel, with the lady happily massaging your bum and inner thighs ... and at some point in proceedings she asked you to turn over and a similar scenario occurred with massage of your abdomen and hips, all the while being witnessed first hand (no hand !!) by your erect, and yet somewhat confused, penis.
 
Sort of lingus.. she does put towel over u but not convincingly. I had a hard on that Superman couldn't bend and on flip she covers and i thought i throw off after erecting a tent.. she didnt care but as I said I was told about wet wipes their and I could do myself after she left room,which I wasn't going to do.
 
I think there are a lot of "legit" massage places that spend a lot of time on bum and inner thigh areas, and they will know that you are getting a hard on and they have no intention of offering a hj, almost better avoiding these as will be frustating
 
I think there are a lot of "legit" massage places that spend a lot of time on bum and inner thigh areas, and they will know that you are getting a hard on and they have no intention of offering a hj, almost better avoiding these as will be frustating
As long as the massage is good, this sounds like my ideal situation. I don't want extras but don't like when they're too timid to go into the hips and glutes. Likewise, don't like being harassed for extras at the supposedly legit places.
 
I took the challenge on...
Good on ya chocy, I can’t say I’m surprised after contacting her via text messages. After making polite enquiries, she said HR was not an option but then messaged me back later asking how much extra would I pay for it. After advising her the usual rate she was horrified it would be that little and was expecting it to be around $100 just for the HR! 😂 said she would only do massage.
 
As long as the massage is good, this sounds like my ideal situation. I don't want extras but don't like when they're too timid to go into the hips and glutes. Likewise, don't like being harassed for extras at the supposedly legit places.

Hong at XY in Carlisle you may like as well. Hong gives best hips and glutes treatments. The places are very close.
 
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Good on ya chocy, I can’t say I’m surprised after contacting her via text messages. After making polite enquiries, she said HR was not an option but then messaged me back later asking how much extra would I pay for it. After advising her the usual rate she was horrified it would be that little and was expecting it to be around $100 just for the HR! 😂 said she would only do massage.

If all you lads can stick to the market rate for extras maybe economic pressures will get her down to our rate. Don't give in and pay too much please...
 
I visited “Jane” a few weeks back (https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kewdale/massages/remedial-massage-in-kewdale/1253949492). Good massage, used to work in a massage shop inside Carousel. No suggestion of extras but was happy with you being nude and didn’t mind looking. Wondering if anyone else has tried?

I have seen Jane a few times...she is in that rear house from memory on Armadale Road. The massage is ok but no sign of extras. She is happy with client naked, and one time out of the blue she messaged me asking where I was hadn't been there long time...I said I need a good massage with a smile at the end. She said she could help me, but that feel short of expectations no happy :( She doesn't mind watching you DIY but that's not why we go there....
 
I visited “Jane” a few weeks back (https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kewdale/massages/remedial-massage-in-kewdale/1253949492). Good massage, used to work in a massage shop inside Carousel. No suggestion of extras but was happy with you being nude and didn’t mind looking. Wondering if anyone else has tried?

I have seen Jane a few times...she is in that rear house from memory on Armadale Road. The massage is ok but no sign of extras. She is happy with client naked, and one time out of the blue she messaged me asking where I was hadn't been there long time...I said I need a good massage with a smile at the end. She said she could help me, but that feel short of expectations no happy :( She doesn't mind watching you DIY but that's not why we go there....

I've known Jane for a couple of years ... originally met her at Amy's Remedial Massage located in The Crescent, Midland.

Jane and I help each other out whenever either of us are in need of some therapeutic massage ... she is a fairly straightforward mature (and married) Chinese lady who takes pride in her work and who is not bothered by nudity on my part ... but, at no time has she made any overtures toward 'extras' activity ...

... and as for my part, my own years of maturity have meant benefits in relation to erectile control. If my Big Head says it ain't happening, then the Little Head actually listens ... :)
 
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I took the challenge on... attractive very small lady.. she spent a lot of time around the bum and balls but managed not to touch or maybe a slight hit. On the flip basically the same thing around the old man but not touching.. asked for a HJ and I was told there is wet wipes there I will leave the room and you can do yourself.. couldn't understand that because she's basically spent the whole time teasing you and then you get nothing..
I don't even think after multiple visit she will put out.
What nationality was this attractive very small lady.
 
The best legit massage I have had was Katie. I have seen her dozens of times and never a dud massage. Never on her phone. Always to the time you have paid.

Hand job available if that’s your thing.

She wasnt legit when i went there maybe 18 months ago.. got hj, but i never went back again. Thai chick.
 
She wasnt legit when i went there maybe 18 months ago.. got hj, but i never went back again. Thai chick.
Yeap...HJ is on offer if you ask for it....like many other massage ladies..their main aim is good massage but in the end if you'll want just a HJ they will oblige.
 
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