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But why would a dog even wanna climb a tree anyway mate?
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But why would a dog even wanna climb a tree anyway mate?
Dogs are the thickest creatures alive,... lets sniff out a 1kg of Coke at an airport's baggage carousel and only get a silly sock to play with... WTF is that.... A cat would look at silly human and think screw that feed me 1st then I may think about it, while I sleep for a few hours.. or in other words go find your coke..
Go out for 2 mins up the road and your dog goes crazy when you come back... short term memory issue.. cat would think stay away longer please.
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Sharks / Crocodiles the leftovers from the Dinosaur age, Human beings the Apex creature gets hit for six by bugs, that we can't find cures for, BUT hey we can locate sharks/crocodiles to kill, and also kill 100000's people by wars too.... And Humans fear Crocodiles and Sharks too...
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Here kitty kitty kitty kitty
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Here kitty kitty kitty kitty
See what you mutt can do there... You dog actually any dog would be Entree...
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He would indeed but he would do some serious damage & go down fighting to the very bitter end
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He would indeed but he would do some serious damage & go down fighting to the very bitter end
Canine 0 V Feline 1 . Retractable claws... awwwwww dogs don't have em..... Why do men love dogs when cats like lions rip em to bits...
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Could it possibly be because it would be very fvcking unusual to cross paths with a lion I wonder?
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Luckily for the Lions my bedt
Could it possibly be because it would be very fvcking unusual to cross paths with a lion I wonder?
Not if you lived in Freaking Africa...
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Yes that is very true indeed mate.... However both myself & no doubt my 4 legged best mate are well aware that we are in Western Australia & more than likely the biggest threat 2 his wellbeing is being struck by a hyundai piloted by some knob jockey fvcking around with his iPhone
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Yes that is very true indeed mate.... However both myself & no doubt my 4 legged best mate are well aware that we are in Western Australia & more than likely the biggest threat 2 his wellbeing is being struck by a hyundai piloted by some knob jockey fvcking around with his iPhone
If only the owner got hit instead...... if you tell me where you walk your dog I will rent a mack truck but please use a long leash I would hate to be known as dog killer.. !
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I am pretty sure we have already discussed this mate but more importantly it disturbs & concerns me more than a bit the lengths u r prepared to go to to gain access to my bum crack
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I am pretty sure we have already discussed this mate but more importantly it disturbs & concerns me more than a bit the lengths u r prepared to go to to gain access to my bum crack
After being hit by a Mack Truck doing 110kph I think your ass crack would be vaporized into thin air.. There maybe some dentures or fillings left... but not much else..
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But Mack trucks are speed governed to 100kmh mate
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But Mack trucks are speed governed to 100kmh mate
Hmmmmmm That was the obvious mistake to see if you know your stuff.. HMM
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Cats give me that eye infection thing don't know why.
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PINK EYE! LOL
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On researching ways to rid and kill a virus I have discovered that our indigenous Australians along with many Asian countries have been eating bats for years and eat hundreds and thousands of bats per year there is even recipes on google on different ways to cook your bat conclusion is corona virus did not come from eating a bat.
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Yep... we all know that...
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