Madmax1700
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May only work if you've got crabs (public lice - Phthirus pubis) and being treated with copious lashings of the right topical ointment .....
Excellent. I just need a lady willing to test this theory!
Also grows hair on bald heads.Drinking tonic water and the magical effect that quinine, found in tonic water, stops malaria in its track.
Drinking tonic water may stop Corona Virus just like it stopped malaria.
This dude looks too old to test the theory
Sure babe do you have some?Hi Tizzy, are you looking for volunteers?
tonic water can only contain up to 83 mg of quinine per one liter of fluid.Drinking tonic water and the magical effect that quinine, found in tonic water, stops malaria in its track.
Drinking tonic water may stop Corona Virus just like it stopped malaria.
Sure babe do you have some?
Just fly a few able volunteers to your location and we can start trial testing, of course it'll have to be done in a enclosed space over a period of 1 month for the best test results.Sure babe do you have some?
big test for australia this easter weekend.
let's all try and stay isolated, however hard it may be.
looking grim in UK, 7100 deaths in total, nearly 1000 yesterday.
the reported deaths are sometimes only hospitals and are not reflecting the total deaths.
report from UK friend about his mates dad - He was alone when he died (apart from staff obvs) and had no family with him. Then his mum had to self isolate for 14 days, in a house on her own in mourning without even a hug of condolence. Just my mate sat in her garden speaking on the phone through the window each day.
another mates auntie has got it in a old folks home, they are not sending a doctor or ambulance, just the staff administering medicine and family told she will die very soon. no-one is allowed to visit her.
so to all those smart bastards who still think this is a joke, think again.
our active cases per 1,000,000 is one of the worst outside of Europe and USA
hopefully our relatively small population and vast areas can arrest the spread.
Not so...YOU do know life has to return to somewhat a kind of normal.. Or Felines will once rule the planet again..
Not so...
It is believed moggies too can be infected with COVD-19
i like cats, but i couldn't eat a whole oneNot so...
It is believed moggies too can be infected with COVD-19
i like cats, but i couldn't eat a whole one
I love catsi like cats, but i couldn't eat a whole one
I love cats
They taste just like chicken
especially when you've only got a small ovenCats are better than Dogs... Period .
especially when you've only got a small oven
Not funnyThat's just not funny......
Not funny
Fvcking hilarious