FARTING - GUARANTEED A SMILE

[Nomansland]

Went through a time when I had some sort of gastro. The farts were in the chemical warfare category. Anyway while still the the grips I had to do some shopping half way down a deserted aisle I let off a SBD (silent but deadly). I quickly moved out of the aisle into the next one. a minute or two later I heard a gasp and exclamation as some unsuspecting shopper entered the gas cloud.
Nothing quite like mining the aisles.

 

[homer]

Must have been someone you know Homer
Someone who knows your movements well (As it were)

No not someone I know...but their bowel movements sense I was in the vicinity.

 

[Thatguy]

Ten pin bowlers do it to put their competition off their game.... take your shot then leave a gift for the next bowler to sniff just as they get to the point of releasing the ball...

 

[UpbeatMark]

The lift doors opened and I got in just as a lady walked out rather fast. She had dropped one and it was putrid. I did laugh out loud and comment on what died to her..... lol

 

[MISS TWINKLE]

Went through a time when I had some sort of gastro. The farts were in the chemical warfare category. Anyway while still the the grips I had to do some shopping half way down a deserted aisle I let off a SBD (silent but deadly). I quickly moved out of the aisle into the next one. a minute or two later I heard a gasp and exclamation as some unsuspecting shopper entered the gas cloud.
Nothing quite like mining the aisles.

This is brilliant - got a vocal giggle from me - priceless!!

 

[homer]

Squeaky sand, eh?

Link is broken so has been taken down

 

[Nomansland]

Squeaky sand
If you are in Esperance you can say it was the beach sand

 

[MISS TWINKLE]

Ha Ha Homer - the 'vocal' came from my mouth not my bottom!!