FARTING - GUARANTEED A SMILE

[MISS TWINKLE]

Anything related to FARTING makes me giggle. Does anyone else have the same affliction? Do you have any funny FART stories you can share? I really need to have a big belly laugh! Here's a couple to get you started....

"Ladies don't Fart - they shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter, and smell like rainbows"

 

[Happy2]

Who hasn't got an Uncle or some such Who played pull my finger
He was a drinker too So they could have a rather strong bouquet sometimes

 

[ozwarlock67]

A girl who can fart uninhibitebly has a friend for life in me.

 

[Xtraman]

Well known fact that most men laugh at farts...... and their partners don't understand why

 

[Happy2]

Then there are the Cruel Men The dealers in Silent death
Those who let one go in the bed Then pull the covers up over there partners head

 

[Happy2]

A girl who can fart uninhibitebly has a friend for life in me.

We are all so different aren't we ?
I am the exact opposite to you on this one

 

[Xtraman]

Then there are the Cruel Men The dealers in Silent death
Those who let one go in the bed Then pull the covers up over there partners head

Ah.... the Dutch Oven know it well phew!

 

[Happy2]

Ah.... the Dutch Oven know it well phew!

Is that the Formal name for it ? Wondered if it had a title

 

[MISS TWINKLE]

Then there are the Cruel Men The dealers in Silent death
Those who let one go in the bed Then pull the covers up over there partners head

OH I love it guys - keep em coming, I'm only tittering at this stage............

 

[bushseeker]

Used to have contests at work with a mate. Single cab ute. Try and do one smelly enough to make them wind down the window. The victim had to pit on a brave face and tell the perpetrator how little it stunk..... unless it was too much then that was a victory and point scored

 

[MISS TWINKLE]

Biggest and loudest fart I've heard for a while was last week. Got to the butt cheeks and he let off a ripper. Talk about Scratch n Sniff! Ewww

 

[Rudyboy]

This is hilarious, not a fart, but just as bad. If your nor laughing after this, your dead...

 

[homer]

Many flatulence ago, I walked passed a manager's office and accidentally let one rip...though not very loud. But I pretended nothing happened and walked really quick. In my defence, I am an old fart and walked a bit too fast for my age...lost control of that fart muscle...hence the accident.

 

[Nomansland]

I always blame the dog

 

[Happy2]

I always blame the dog

I try to blame the cat Dogs usually have the good grace to look guilty after letting one go
Cats ? Why should they feel guilty ? It their house after all Or their simply To arrogant to care

 

[Nomansland]

I try to blame the cat Dogs usually have the good grace to look guilty after letting one go
Cats ? Why should they feel guilty ? It their house after all Or their simply To arrogant to care

True so true

 

[MISS TWINKLE]

My pussy is very well behaved

 

[homer]

Yes definitely blame it on the old dawg.

 

[Amanda Secrets]

This is hilarious, not a fart, but just as bad. If your nor laughing after this, your dead...

hehe that was very funny RB!!!

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Just for you Ms Twinkle!!!

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Anything related to FARTING makes me giggle. Does anyone else have the same affliction? Do you have any funny FART stories you can share? I really need to have a big belly laugh! Here's a couple to get you started....

"Ladies don't Fart - they shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter, and smell like rainbows"

Its a bit like sweating hmmm - horses sweat men perspire and WOMEN SIMPLY GLOW!!!

 

[Stan_the_Man]

 

[Thatguy]

Its all fun and games till somebody sharts..

 

[MISS TWINKLE]

You guys are fantastic! Keep em coming - the tittering has progressed to giggling.......

 

[MISS TWINKLE]

This is hilarious, not a fart, but just as bad. If your nor laughing after this, your dead...

RB - I've heard this before but every time it really makes me howl - everyone - you gotta listen to it right the way through it just gets funnier and funnier. You get my vote for funniest post

 

[MISS TWINKLE]

Who hasn't got an Uncle or some such Who played pull my finger
He was a drinker too So they could have a rather strong bouquet sometimes

My dad used to do that to me too ..... made me laugh every time even though I knew it was coming.

 

[Nomansland]

Used to have contests at work with a mate. Single cab ute. Try and do one smelly enough to make them wind down the window. The victim had to pit on a brave face and tell the perpetrator how little it stunk..... unless it was too much then that was a victory and point scored

Been there and done this. Especially memorable after the beer and curry night.

 

[MISS TWINKLE]

LOL

 

[homer]

Some years ago...strolling in Myer in the city, basement level, spotted some streaks of brownies on the porcelain white floor. And the stench that go with them was unbearable. About a year or two later was strolling on the same level, kind of anniversary for me, spotted the brownies again and that stench...omg...thanks Myers for the unforgettable shopping experience.

 

[Happy2]

Some years ago...strolling in Myer in the city, basement level, spotted some streaks of brownies on the porcelain white floor. And the stench that go with them was unbearable. About a year or two later was strolling on the same level, kind of anniversary for me, spotted the brownies again and that stench...omg...thanks Myers for the unforgettable shopping experience.

Must have been someone you know Homer
Someone who knows your movements well (As it were)