Dirty talk

[Madam Tracey]

oh this is a HARD one???

 

[homer]

hump

 

[Madam Tracey]

HOMOgenise or HOMERgenise

 

[homer]

Don't ya compare HOMERgenise to HOMOgenise now...

 

[Happy2]

Fallacious

 

[Madam Tracey]

Salacious
Slither
Slimy
Squirm
Slurp
Spurn
Spooky
Spunk
Skunk
Shovel
Scat

 

[Farm Boy 2]

laid

 

[DDxoxo]

Sticky date?

 

[Happy2]

Sticky date?

Ickky The girls would have the punter in the shower for half the booking if he said
'' I have a sticky date Like a taste ? "

 

[Happy2]

You Like Sticky date do you Tania ?
How you like your sticky date All brown and syrupy or thin and runny?

 

[Tania Admin]

I liked it because I thought it was funny,,dates are yucky!

 

[Madam Tracey]

FERTILIZER

 

[Happy2]

I liked it because I thought it was funny,,dates are yucky!

Poor old naughty thoughts He thought your first date was magical Tania

 

[Farm Boy 2]

FERTILIZER

Would that be Organic Fertilizer Tracey ?

 

[Madam Tracey]

oh no ORGASMIC fertilizer......trust you to pick up on FERTILIZER...FARM BOY 2. xxxx

 

[Happy2]

Come Fertilise my Cumquats

 

[Madam Tracey]

You want me to cum and make your little orange balls grow bigger.......I can do that.
quat do you think .
Shame you don't have a banana plantation.

 

[Happy2]

I do grow corn on a small scale Maybe a cornholing could be on the menu?

 

[Madam Tracey]

I have been known to COCK PORN
I mean pop corn!!

 

[scarlett lee]

Invaginate: to turn, or become turned inward.

 

[Happy2]

Santa to a girl who has been a very good girl
“My sack's going to be empty when I'm finished with you!”

 

[homer]

knob

pink-bits

piss

 

[Madam Tracey]

to UP END something
REAR ENTRY
BACK DOOR

 

[Happy2]

Dont know if this should go in funny signs thread or here, but here goes

In East Timor English is the third language but they do try
Sign out front of bar read

Liqour in the front
Poker in the rear

 

[Happy2]

Fanny-Blower
According to one 19th century glossary of industrial slang, a fanny-blower or fanner was "used in the scissor-grinding industry," and comprised "a wheel with vanes, fixed onto a rotating shaft, enclosed in a case or chamber to create a blast of air." In other words, it’s a fan.

 

[Thatguy]

Only safe way I can ask a cute barmaid for one... and not get slapped..

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Only safe way I can ask a cute barmaid for one... and not get slapped..

That's provided she acknowledges you first TG

 

[Selina Glitters]

spank
Bangkok
Uranus
Shuttlecock
bunghole
snatch
coccyx
Piccadilly

 

[Sir Cruiser]

spank
Bangkok
Uranus
Shuttlecock
bunghole
snatch
coccyx
Piccadilly

CD, I am shocked, where did you learn such language

 

[Thatguy]

Ping pong used to be such an innocent sport..