Crocodile tears...

[colzilla]

Average? There's nothing average about you.

 

[colzilla]

My averageness has always been my most powerful ally.

 

[colzilla]

You have some interesting ideas. Unfortunately you are dealing with the human race.

 

[colzilla]

Well if you are going to change the world a good place to start is at the bottom.

Love may not conquer all but paid love might.

 

[homer]

I like to think I land nicely in the middle of that bell shaped curve you've just described, being the lovely well balanced young lady that I am and completely average to boot

Let's just say the pic of yours does not put you in the bell shape curve baby. So you don't fit into that average group. I can tell you 1st hand that I fit the pear shape curve, very normal I am. Very.

 

[Ginger Spice]

Wait you mean if I can make myself cry.... I can get away with things?
I find it pretty hard to cry in general. Let alone cry in front of someone!

I find it funny that you bring up that women get treated differently... SOOO... Here are some examples why men are treated differently then women.

You guys get to walk around topless.. but hey when us women do it we get weird looks.
You guys can scratch your balls wherever you want but hey us women scratch our boob and its inappropriate.
You men get to sit with your legs open but when us ladies do it its looked down on...
hmmmm what else can I think of.

You guys speak rougher to each other because you give off that vibe of being tough... I am sure if you had a female who spoke

 

[Happy2]

Dont worry ginger A/ I dont swear So talkin rough does not apply to me But I did say Sugar a few times while shearing recently And B/ When I go topless I always stick a couple of bandaids over my nipples So as no to embarrass anyone