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SilverSurfer44
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Coronavirus predictions...
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Money honey
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Yep.. Because we are now finding out how thin and fragile the Aussie economy really is.... and how many lies we have been told... wont it be great to see all the other nations that told Australia , finally be laughing at it saying well we were right.
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Could someone please translate this?
Plumage
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Could someone please translate this?
I'll give it a go:
"If you have no money, you won't be able to buy sex. As a result, Australia will consist of men with erections and aroused women.
Given the state of the stock market today, it looks like it is better to use shares in the loo rather than toilet paper."
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Thanks very much for clearing that up but I am a bit unclear about the paying for sex / constant state of arousal part?
Would this system apply to a handsome rooster who post coronavirus previously enjoyed quite an impressive record charming the knickers off of the ladies?
Plumage
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I know, right? But you would be surprised at what goes on in this town.
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I really don't mind paying for sex if I have to but as luck would have it I have only just re mortgaged the house, cashed in my super & spent my entire life savings on dunny paper
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No because NOTHING effects white folks that speak English...... if it comes to the bit We will invade some 3rd world nation for a distraction.
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I meant Australians will keep wirking for men to pay for there relations with women whatever they are kids, hols, houses , cars, massages etc
The italians decide to stop working they will run out of money for there lady relations
Aussie and americano men and women like the money more and keep working, hornier buggars for the moment while italy locked down.
The italians decide to stop working they will run out of money for there lady relations
Aussie and americano men and women like the money more and keep working, hornier buggars for the moment while italy locked down.
Farm Boy 2
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Well a lot of business have gone into receivership and refrigerated containers are sitting on the docks many people have died airports are at a standstill and if a pie eating family church group started this virus they will have to face a bunch of angry people they have caused heartbreak and destitude for.
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We will be laughing about this for years to come, that is the toilet paper crisis, not the virus. Comedians are having a field day with this. gives them new material to work with. It is quite comical watching people fight over toilet paper.
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Yes the supermarket brawls over toilet paper will create a lot of jokes and cartoonist will have a field day and I have seen them my self it was like a boxing day stock take sale families came flooding in and were going nuts well let's hope there family church minister can cure the virus. what was funner were the families that had run out of petrol in there cars on there way to the supermarket before the toilet paper ran out.We will be laughing about this for years to come. Comedians are having a field day with this. gives them new material to work with. It is quite comical watching people fight over toilet paper.
stovo82
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Buying up huge supplies of toilet rolls, hand sanitiser, soap refills, tinned food, long life milk, etc in a hope to beat the Corona Virus.
Australians trying to beat Corona Virus by buying trolleys of toilet rolls!
Buying up huge supplies of toilet rolls, hand sanitiser, soap refills, tinned food, long life milk, etc in a hope to beat the Corona Virus.
Australians trying to beat Corona Virus by buying trolleys of toilet rolls!
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The word on the street is the incubation period for corona virus on only 5 days and within the next few days possibly after the grandprix many States of Australia will go into full lockdown like Europe for about 7 days and all those fools who bought months worth of toilet paper I hope your toilet doesn't block up.
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Another translation required
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Another translation required
White folks that speak English are immune to everything!
TantraShiva
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Recession on its way. How will w/l cope?
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Do what every one else does when recessions happen.. lower rates..
Lia Luca
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Cornavirus has been a topic of conversation tonight, online and in house
Wondering what everyone thinks is going to happen next?
Next week? Next month? By the end of the year.......?
I guess by then they will know and keep only high life risk patients in the hospital. everybody else eve infected will take a rest until feeling better and go back to normal... I see it as a new "cold"... it's scary cause it is not so known... pretty soon will. Xx Manifesting good outcomes.
Down boy
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How’s the market today Michel de Nostredame?
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S&P/ASX 200
INDEXASX: XJO
5,725.90 −213.70 (3.60%)
Trump does a stimlus package and Wall street rallies, Sco Mo does one and the ASX tanks!
Down boy
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Funny how every time the market tanks all the experts come out yelling about a recession and the end of mankind, yet when the reverse happens like it did the previous Monday you could hear a mouse fart.
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But that is going to happen to Australia!
Down boy
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yep. You’ve been predicting that for about three years. You’ll be right sooner or later.
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3 years ago it was in a recession the GOVT/RBA have been cooking the books!