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Clarkson Massage | Best Massage Shop | Ainsbury Parade,

CinnamonAndSpice

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I went a few weeks ago and had a pretty good massage with HJ. Can't remember the girls name but she was cute and allowed touching.
 
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indie2003uk

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Been there before but after Covid girls changed.
One of the was thin and had acne she was good 50 hj/ topless bj80 and 100 naked bj.
Think she drives a red jeep when she’s there I had four hands and the other lady was great but haven’t seen her since.
Ocean keys massage Amy is okay and starts at 30
 

monkeydrum

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The one with the red jeep is the owner and been there easily 5 or more years that i can remember but as that one is around the corner from me we got to know each other and she became a real bitch to me (like going back to a ex girlfriend) but smile massage in merriwa is definitely worth the extra two minute drive.
I have noticed that clarkson massage is very hit and miss but mind you ive had a couple of really great hits but unfortunately more old misses
 

Guru54

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Was in the area and made the mistake to pop in on the weekend. Greeted by a tall long haired brunette with a good shaped body, age early 30 for an Asian lady - looked at her hands to guess her age better. I forgot to ask her name, I only went for 30 min. Got sent into a room - she left the door open while doing something outside. (Maybe I'm picky now...) I closed the door got ready for massage. Massage was firm, just the back rub up and down, sparingly used oil, yes, it was the usual baby oil... then she started the tease, which was enjoyable. A little conversation revealed her English seemed to be limited to her business, yet no enthusiasm in her responses.
At the flip the question was asked, no FS offered, but after some negotiation agreed on naked CBJ for a green piece of paper. She started the negotiations at a quite high price point.
Putting on the cover already turned out to be rushed and without any empathy for the fella down under. Her BS skills (blow and suck) turned out painful, she must have been using her teeth, too?
The usual sounds that she supposedly enjoyed were issued while molesting the dipstick.
At the 20 min mark she went over to manual gears, and went into mechanical high speed shifting... mentioned to her to go slow and soft... lasted for a second or 2...
The ending was relatively quick yet painful due to her fast ripping off the cover, quickly wiping off some excess with dry tissue using quite some force and saying 'Finish'.
No hot towels like other massage places. I had to ask for some wet wipes - which I saw she used for herself - so I could clean up myself. I was positively surprised she gave me a new one 😁
She did not change the towel on the table, not even the paper on the head piece... but she might have done that after I left?
I will NOT go back there. This was by far not a happy ending for me.
The fella down there still telling me how painful the experience was - further happy endings to wait a little while until skinhead has recovered.
Should have gone to smile I guess, reading the comments here now.
 

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Was in the area and made the mistake to pop in on the weekend. Greeted by a tall long haired brunette with a good shaped body, age early 30 for an Asian lady - looked at her hands to guess her age better. I forgot to ask her name, I only went for 30 min. Got sent into a room - she left the door open while doing something outside. (Maybe I'm picky now...) I closed the door got ready for massage. Massage was firm, just the back rub up and down, sparingly used oil, yes, it was the usual baby oil... then she started the tease, which was enjoyable. A little conversation revealed her English seemed to be limited to her business, yet no enthusiasm in her responses.
At the flip the question was asked, no FS offered, but after some negotiation agreed on naked CBJ for a green piece of paper. She started the negotiations at a quite high price point.
Putting on the cover already turned out to be rushed and without any empathy for the fella down under. Her BS skills (blow and suck) turned out painful, she must have been using her teeth, too?
The usual sounds that she supposedly enjoyed were issued while molesting the dipstick.
At the 20 min mark she went over to manual gears, and went into mechanical high speed shifting... mentioned to her to go slow and soft... lasted for a second or 2...
The ending was relatively quick yet painful due to her fast ripping off the cover, quickly wiping off some excess with dry tissue using quite some force and saying 'Finish'.
No hot towels like other massage places. I had to ask for some wet wipes - which I saw she used for herself - so I could clean up myself. I was positively surprised she gave me a new one 😁
She did not change the towel on the table, not even the paper on the head piece... but she might have done that after I left?
I will NOT go back there. This was by far not a happy ending for me.
The fella down there still telling me how painful the experience was - further happy endings to wait a little while until skinhead has recovered.
Should have gone to smile I guess, reading the comments here now.
I was going to hit the ‘like’ icon for the review alone but decided someone might think I was liking the service you received. Sounds barbaric...
 

monkeydrum

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I don't know how that place is still going, i live very close there and popped in a few times over the years thinking "this time will be different" and probably only had two or three good times but i guess im still the fool
 

Spocky57

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Yeah I am close as well and went a few times. Had some luck in the beginning but it has certainly fell away and I have not been back for some.
What is the smile one like. Been once but was not impressed on that occasion
 

monkeydrum

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I have been very happy at Smile in the past and have spoke highly of it but the last couple of visits have been just average.
 

Guru54

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Looks like no good massage punt in the Clarkson area. Apart from that horrible joint above, I will refrain from going to smile and have a smile driving past next time.
Next stop would be Joondalup then... let's see what's out there that would bring a real smile to me.
 

RobbyDanger

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I visited this establishment a few days ago. It was actually pretty good.

Greeted by a lady maybe in her late 30's early 40's. Looked good for her age with a tight body. Her name was Miranda. Could do with some teeth straightening but nothing that bothered me.

Opted for 45 minutes which was $60. Started with a massage which was decent quite relaxing. A few other punters came in during my massage and she was forced to greet them and let them know how long she would be (there was only 2 girls working, her and another one). Fair enough as can't leave the reception unattended. She apologised to me when she returned and seemed sincere.

About 15 mins to the end she cleaned me with hot towels, flipped me and asked what I wanted... full service was on the cards but I opted for hand relief and that cost $50. Not topless but allowed touching.

After I had done my thing she cleaned me with fresh hot towels (again) and then massaged my front until the 45 mins was up. I was worried I might be kicked out early but she stuck to what I paid for which was good.

I think their prices have gone up recently as usually 45 mins was $55 and $50 extra would get you topless... but overall I think I got my money's worth this time.
 
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Be Nice

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Great strong massage by Bella, first day here today, knows her stuff. HJ and BJ both on offer, and can vouch for the latter. 😀
 
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gentleoldguy

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Went to this place a couple of months ago on a Tuesday. Older lady rough smokers voice greeted me in a short pair of black "leather" shorts. Nice and cheeky from behind. She was the only one there at the time. Showed me into the room covered up to the ceiling.
Paid for 45 min and she left while I got undressed.
She came in and started massaging. Hand was quick to go down the back over the arse and between the legs with a giggle. Great teasing and did not mind my hand feeling her shorts at all.
Went to flip early as she went to get a hot towel for the back. Even more teasing with the hot towel down.
Flipped got fully naked and negotiated naked CBJ. Lots of touching and she got very horny and just started loving it.
Heard the door and thank goodness it was the other lady that works there.
Good fun for the $100 extra. Not sure of her name but did say she works there on a Tuesday. (Gigi?)
The other lady that was there very friendly in a denim dress and very attractive long hair.
But then as you know each one clicks differently.
Shop entrance very open but is quiet enough. Have been here a couple of time in the past but don't think it is run by the same people. The rooms were also not up to the ceiling like they are now. Doors are locked...
 

Be Nice

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Went to this place a couple of months ago on a Tuesday. Older lady rough smokers voice greeted me in a short pair of black "leather" shorts. Nice and cheeky from behind. She was the only one there at the time. Showed me into the room covered up to the ceiling.
Paid for 45 min and she left while I got undressed.
She came in and started massaging. Hand was quick to go down the back over the arse and between the legs with a giggle. Great teasing and did not mind my hand feeling her shorts at all.
Went to flip early as she went to get a hot towel for the back. Even more teasing with the hot towel down.
Flipped got fully naked and negotiated naked CBJ. Lots of touching and she got very horny and just started loving it.
Heard the door and thank goodness it was the other lady that works there.
Good fun for the $100 extra. Not sure of her name but did say she works there on a Tuesday. (Gigi?)
The other lady that was there very friendly in a denim dress and very attractive long hair.
But then as you know each one clicks differently.
Shop entrance very open but is quiet enough. Have been here a couple of time in the past but don't think it is run by the same people. The rooms were also not up to the ceiling like they are now. Doors are locked...
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This one works Tuesday, Diana, lovely lady, has the voice as you describe.

It's now Bella and Diana on a Tuesday, as seen in the Locanto ad, both pictures are real, can't go wrong with either, Bella has a better massage though in my opinion.
 

Be Nice

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Jeez she covers some ground... Shes at Goldfinger in Rockingham as well......
Yes she is. 2 days Clarkson, 2 in Rockingham, 1 at Relax 288 Great Eastern Hway, and a couple at Eden on Hay St, works 7 days a week.
 
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Kieronlines

I know somebody who runs a shop up in that area too risky for me to visit if only they had a rear entrance to use.
 

Ammy Jones

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We give your body a sense of relaxation... especially after work, tired, back pain, neck soreness. We help you recover. Easy access to plenty of parking
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Kieronlines

Do you have a rear entrance? My mate owns a shop down the way I don’t want to be busted going for a tug lol
 

Aha Life

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Sunday roster on this rainy day 9th June 2024

Miko A charming mix Japanese and Taiwanese hot girl size E
Wow double wow what a treat Miko has a stunning body and beautiful face and can provide one of the best services available, you will be wanting to come back time after time.

Bea A charming mix of Vietnamese and Chinese ,lovely size C girl An attractive petite slim lady with a beautiful sweet nature , you will be delighted to spend time with her, good English & great listener.

 

Aha Life

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Monday roster 10th June 2024
let’s start the new working week with a relaxing massage 😊

Miko A charming mix Japanese and Taiwanese hot girl size E
Wow double Wow what a treat Miko has a stunning body and beautiful face and can provide one of the best services available, you will be wanting to come back time after time.

Bea A charming mix of Vietnamese and Chinese ,lovely size C girl An attractive petite slim lady with a beautiful sweet nature , you will be delighted to spend time with her, good English & great listener.

 
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