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Ahoy;- My Pegleg is soooooooo good, the W/L give meeeee a refund.
( Arrrrr myyyyy post to OLD H2?)
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City = paid parking, Country = free parking with lots of hay.
City has chicks, Country has chickens.
City has more pollution, Country has better air quality.
City - 000 = ambulance ride, Country - 000 = free ride on the plane or chopper - sounds like a place Bronwyn would live.
City has chicks, Country has chickens.
City has more pollution, Country has better air quality.
City - 000 = ambulance ride, Country - 000 = free ride on the plane or chopper - sounds like a place Bronwyn would live.
Amanda Secrets
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city gals and boys are ok
with suits and stockings every day
drive for hours to go two miles
Gritted teeth belay their smiles
Driving tyrants road rage rules
And that's just mums at local schools
take the train you're running late
left your brief case by the gate
City parking keeps you poor
finding a spot means a tour
Round n round cars back to back
If your late again you'll get the sack
Your country mates are in no flurry
Schools 60 miles but whats the hurry
The school bus honks its at the gate
A casual stroll you know it'll wait
Up before the dawn has broke
Time for tea and roll a smoke
Coffee break is nearly done
harvesting has just begun
Laugh and joke bout city folk
the rat race is a country joke
Harvest hay the smell is sweet
The locals all help to roll the wheat
Local co-op has all you need
groceries clothes and bags of seed
100ks along the dirt
gets dust and grit inside your shirt
The V8 ute is murky brown
you hose it off to drive to town
Old blue is waiting on the tray
barking cause its sale yard day
The sun slips slowly behind the hills
the cicadas dull the evening stills
The stars are bright and light the sky
whilst on the porch the eve rolls by
Tomorrow up before the crack
this country life - naught you lack
A gentle breeze moves the Wattle
take a swig from another bottle
Peace hard work and a friendly local
The pub is loud and very vocal
Come on Burt you've had yer lot
time to go and find yer cot
The tractor hums whilst mozzies wait
Looking for some human bait
the maggies swoop its breeding time
but really life is quite sublime
Whilst country life is hard and slow
there's time to watch them bindi's grow
You work long hours and pretty hard
But nothing compares with a rural facade
with suits and stockings every day
drive for hours to go two miles
Gritted teeth belay their smiles
Driving tyrants road rage rules
And that's just mums at local schools
take the train you're running late
left your brief case by the gate
City parking keeps you poor
finding a spot means a tour
Round n round cars back to back
If your late again you'll get the sack
Your country mates are in no flurry
Schools 60 miles but whats the hurry
The school bus honks its at the gate
A casual stroll you know it'll wait
Up before the dawn has broke
Time for tea and roll a smoke
Coffee break is nearly done
harvesting has just begun
Laugh and joke bout city folk
the rat race is a country joke
Harvest hay the smell is sweet
The locals all help to roll the wheat
Local co-op has all you need
groceries clothes and bags of seed
100ks along the dirt
gets dust and grit inside your shirt
The V8 ute is murky brown
you hose it off to drive to town
Old blue is waiting on the tray
barking cause its sale yard day
The sun slips slowly behind the hills
the cicadas dull the evening stills
The stars are bright and light the sky
whilst on the porch the eve rolls by
Tomorrow up before the crack
this country life - naught you lack
A gentle breeze moves the Wattle
take a swig from another bottle
Peace hard work and a friendly local
The pub is loud and very vocal
Come on Burt you've had yer lot
time to go and find yer cot
The tractor hums whilst mozzies wait
Looking for some human bait
the maggies swoop its breeding time
but really life is quite sublime
Whilst country life is hard and slow
there's time to watch them bindi's grow
You work long hours and pretty hard
But nothing compares with a rural facade
Buk
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Impressive! You missed your true vocation.
Happy2
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Ahoy................. City Girl
Happy2
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Ahoy Methinks you have a fixation HP
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Ahoy;- In the country you get one Bike
In the City...............We have lots off them..........
In the City...............We have lots off them..........
Happy2
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You like your bike's coloured I see HP
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Ahoy;- Ohh Yes I like lots of color, Yellow ones, Asian Brown ones, Redhair white ones, You pick the bike and I will ride it
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Ahoy;- I think we should just join-up with one off those clubs and do a lot of riding.........................
I ride my bike you can ride Yours
I ride my bike you can ride Yours
Maybe my next trip to Adelaide we can ride a bicycle built for two?
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Happy2
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Ahoy;- That a good idea, you do that..........................I was considering Joining an all girls Bike club
Happy2
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I will set up a bottom massage booth at the end of the course Bound to get some customers
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Buk
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Damn! You got me now........,,,,,
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A real country girl
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Yep if only there was more, truly a fantastic experience...
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Ahoy;- That is the major difference between Country vs City Girls.
There only one country Girl LOL
There only one country Girl LOL
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Ahoy;- Here a City Boy
Here a Country Boy
Here a Country Boy
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Ahoy;- Yepp, I agree.
Then of course there's the country 4WD driven by a City SUV driver
