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If it doesn't get the lady pregnant, it's A Ok.
If it doesn't get the lady pregnant, it's A Ok.
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If Mr Bush likes it he has to whether he likes it or not.
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colzilla
Nothing wrong with a bit of brown love occasionally H.
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Sadly this is a virgin territory that hasn't been explored by Homer junior.
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colzilla
My three favourite w/l where backdoor bandits. Unfortunately my foot in mouth disease got the better of me.
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Ahoy Bro Homer;- Just Drink some Rum and punt for the Brown;----- I am sure it will not be a smelly Bum LOL
Cheers and Pass the Rum
Cheers and Pass the Rum
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Ahoy;- Hmmmmm I see there more Rum is needed and more Punts to be had,
Happy2
Legend Member
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All you have to do if you want to experience anal Dallas Is punch out your real estate agent I am sure you will experience anal while in Prison
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colzilla
I think D means M/F backdoor passion Happy 2.
Just go to your local truck stop for the M/M variety.
Just go to your local truck stop for the M/M variety.
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colzilla
Well be a "Nice guy" and sometimes the backdoor fee gets wavered. Helps if you look like Brad Pitt too.
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colzilla
I guess it's the old YMMV. If you have a face like chopped liver and personality to match... You probably have less chance than a Bradley with no personality.
Happy 2 you're probably one of these blokes who sells himself too short. Who's a real stud... except he doesn't know it.
Happy 2 you're probably one of these blokes who sells himself too short. Who's a real stud... except he doesn't know it.
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colzilla
Maybe you'll have to wear the paper bag then.
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Us guys are fortunate that being pretty or not is less of a deal breaker than it is for them.
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colzilla
Dunno about that Y some of my favs have been average lookers
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Agree. As we age we are less superficial. But I must admit my head turns when stunners drift by...
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colzilla
Not me! She'll get more of a glance from me if she's got a nice set of legs or jumblies or tush.
As long as she's not a 3 bagger I'm in.... In like Flynn.
As long as she's not a 3 bagger I'm in.... In like Flynn.
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It did cross my mind once, I thought about it. I could see she was holding it back, luckily we quickly went onto doggie and saved her the hurling. Then little homer hurled.
I normally freeze when a stunner drift pass.
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Ahoy, if she holding a bottle of Rum, she has my complete attention
Cheers and Pass the Rum
Cheers and Pass the Rum
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colzilla
Ahoy! Does she hold your mast in one hand and a bottle of rum with the other?
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Ahoy;- Yes Col, but, she usually rides me, and Poor`s Rum down my throat, I always hold off until the last drop of Rum hits the back of my throat, then I fire off my Cannon. Get all cleaned up, smile and place a sweet kiss on her Cheek, then sail forward to the next Bottle.
A Pirate Life for Meeeeeeeee
Cheers, now where the Rum
A Pirate Life for Meeeeeeeee
Cheers, now where the Rum
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colzilla
Ahoy! Which cheek?
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Geez....Bro Pirate. If you closed your eyes it'll be like an angel pissing in your throat. ....