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Bowen Hills | Montecito | Brisbane's Best Highest Legal Brothel

Mrs Langtrees

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  • Montecito 180 Abbotsford Road Bowen Hills, QLD 4006
  • Phone
    07 3852 2057
  • Opening Time
    We are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.


 
I worked for about 8 months at Montes, the owner is making a real effort to make it the best in Brisbane - room refurbs, lounge upgrade etc. I had fun and met some amazing girls there including one who is now one of my closest friends. It's a very friendly place and more experienced girls actively try to help the newbies to settle in and learn the ropes. Brothel life can be stressful, it's competitive, but for the most part it was a good experience and I learnt a lot.
 
I see Reina at Montes has been reviewed on PP. Although the reviewer seemed to be a little disappointed with his experience due to being a bit unprepared for paying for extras, having worked with Reina I can vouch for the fact this girl is extremely popular. She gives an amazing service, as with all QLD brothels come prepared to pay extra to get what you want. I also know Zarah Maria, she works there usually on weekend nights as Martina. I'm also close by, just down the road in Albion if you prefer private!
 
Montecito has achieved its undisputed title of Brisbane’s best brothel after over a decade of providing the largest and sexiest selection of quality ladies. This, in combination with its unwavering commitment to exceptional levels of customer service for its loyal patrons, makes Montecito the best place for adult services in Brisbane.

Montecito provides a luxury 5-star premises that proudly boasts being the Brisbane city brothel closest to the CBD, allowing central, easy access while still providing discreet on-site parking. Beautiful, private rooms with plush furnishings ensure an incredible experience with your chosen lady, and private waiting rooms help to provide a comfortable visit from the moment you step through the door.
 
Montecito Brothel: Sex Near the Brisbane CBD
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Montecito is one of the premier brothels in the heart of Brisbane.

It is located on Abbotsford Road, just 5km from the CBD. It has discreet on-site parking, and a host of beautiful ladies to choose from inside, making this one of the most convenient ‘one-stop sex shops’ in all of Brisbane.

Montecito maintains a comprehensive website with real photos of their ladies. Yes, the faces are obscured (for obvious reasons), but their bodies are very much on display.
 
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Montecito is one of the premier brothels in the heart of Brisbane.
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It is located on Abbotsford Road, just 5km from the CBD. It has discreet on-site parking, and a host of beautiful ladies to choose from inside, making this one of the most convenient ‘one-st.op sex shops’ in all of Brisbane.

Montecito maintains a comprehensive website with real photos of their ladies. Yes, the faces are obscured (for obvious reasons), but their bodies are very much on display.
 
The Facilities

Looking for full service near the Brisbane CBD?

Montecito is located at:

180 Abbotsford Road, Bowen Hills, QLD 4006

The establishment is easily accessible by bus, the Bowen Hills train station or by taxi.

If you are driving, there is discreet off-street parking available on site.
 
The Price List
So, what’s it going to cost for full service at Montecito?

Here are the current rates for Standard Service:

  • $150 for 30 minutes
  • $200 for 45 minutes
  • $250 for 60 minutes
This is on par with other luxury brothels in brisbane for example: The Viper Room, Cleo’s On Nile and 88 on Logan.
 
More Details and How to Make a Booking
Montecito accepts bookings via email or telephone.

Here are the details you will need:

Phone: 07 3852 2057
Website: http://montecito.net.au/
Email: info@montecito.net.au
Booking Inquiries: http://montecito.net.au/contact/

You don’t have to book in advance. You can simply show up at the venue.

However, if you would like to see a specific girl, it makes sense to book in advance to avoid disappointment.
 
Montecito Reviews and Experiences
At the time of writing (July 2016), Montecito Brothel had a 3.4/5 rating on Google, aggregated from 20 reviews.

Of course, you always have to take public reviews with a pinch of salt. The satisfied clients tend to keep a low profile, whilst every sob story has a bad experience to share. You never really know whether the five stars reviews are genuine, either!

But for what it’s worth, the good reviews for Montecito focus on friendly service with welcoming management and a variety of beautiful ladies as the main positives. The on-site parking is seen as a big plus, especially for a brothel right in the heart of Brisbane.

The negative reviews are in keeping with most escort/client malfunctions. Girl demands extra cash for certain service, client feels offended. Argument escalates and a negative review gets published on the net.
 
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