Another 5 word story

[homer]

bottle of rum and erupted

 

[HappyPirate]

Gallons of Rum spilled upon

 

[Lord Spikey]

and festering pile of putred

 

[Bluegrass9]

Throbbing corkscrew ready for the

 

[Obbie]

Fat lazy prick that bent

 

[XLNC]

down to lick rum off

 

[homer]

and caught a glimpse of

 

[HappyPirate]

A big lovely pink pussy

 

[homer]

that twitches and spits out

 

[Obbie]

Left over homer juice with

 

[HappyPirate]

A Carrot, Pineapple, watermelon, banana

 

[Madam Tracey]

this will put lead in

 

[XLNC]

your pencil, don't forget celery

 

[HappyPirate]

Ohhhh I luv my breakfast

 

[Obbie]

With a big dose of

 

[Madam Tracey]

sausage....hot but not so

 

[spanola]

hot that you wish for

 

[XLNC]

another five word story thread

 

[Happy2]

that will upset the battleaxe

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

who suffers from grown men

 

[Happy2]

acting like children When toys

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

are left broken and unused.

 

[homer]

Vibrating through a sheet of

 

[bepp]

Xtremely thin layer of xclusive condom

 

[homer]

where x marks the spot

 

[JustMe]

In alternative 5 word universe

 

[bepp]

In the middle o Tasmania

 

[Buk]

by the old oak tree

 

[Buk]

where Jack and Diane copulate

 

[Buk]

in momentous exhilarating wedded bliss