Story so Far
Ahoy I got Rum(he shouted) but the bottle wont "F**king open",(he shouts out in a horrified voice) so I asked Mary-Anne to bend over, and take the monkey wrench and the vibrators and take off closed for repairs sign because I need a quickie so badly, I would be willing to waltz into Langtrees and swap my girlfriends first Kiss for a full take anything even Madam In front of Ms Sue Look out, here comes And he's not wearing his silk stocking today But he is wearing His frilly laced panties Back to front. Theres a funny brown stain and a shrivelled piece of meat hanging out Lana the receptionist screamed "Yoda's light sabre's broken" Blossom hears the scream.. A silence fell across the room. Two soldiers do everything and more before fainting. The meat now broken to pieces The langtrees pet dog Really likes kinky dudes In high heels and Can bark "langtrees ladies........" Using some strawberry jam Instead of lube for Lots of fantastic reasons and one being Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Unfortunately the hamster exploded and out run lots And flying hamster giblets.