Anna
Legend Member
“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy,” said Hamlet to his friend (and Hamlet was having a pretty bizarre week, being haunted by his father’s ghost, so he knew what he was talking about).
And we all have to agree that sex — or at least, the world of sex — can get pretty darned bizarre. We’re not referring to fetishes or fantasies (those are normal!) but this list of sex trivia.
The nose gets excited, too
The inner nose also swells during intercourse! That’s because it’s made of the same erectile tissue as penis.
You’re luckier than a bee
Honeybees only get to sex once! Right after they mate their penis (and the connected abdomen) is ripped out. Ouch. Mother Nature isn’t fair, but she isn’t sexist: the female bedbug didn’t get much, either. Born without a sexual opening, her male partner has to pierce her with his hypodermic (i.e., sort-of-like-a-needle-but-without-anesthesia) genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity.
Seven minutes in heaven
The famous sex researchers Johnson & Johnson conducted extensive research, timing couples with a stopwatch to find out how long most men would last from penetration to orgasm. The average time? 7.3 minutes. So that’s why hyenas look so happy.
Last but not the least,
Aside from human beings, cheetas, hyenas, and goats also have oral sex.
If you love reading this let me know!
And we all have to agree that sex — or at least, the world of sex — can get pretty darned bizarre. We’re not referring to fetishes or fantasies (those are normal!) but this list of sex trivia.
The nose gets excited, too
The inner nose also swells during intercourse! That’s because it’s made of the same erectile tissue as penis.
You’re luckier than a bee
Honeybees only get to sex once! Right after they mate their penis (and the connected abdomen) is ripped out. Ouch. Mother Nature isn’t fair, but she isn’t sexist: the female bedbug didn’t get much, either. Born without a sexual opening, her male partner has to pierce her with his hypodermic (i.e., sort-of-like-a-needle-but-without-anesthesia) genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity.
Seven minutes in heaven
The famous sex researchers Johnson & Johnson conducted extensive research, timing couples with a stopwatch to find out how long most men would last from penetration to orgasm. The average time? 7.3 minutes. So that’s why hyenas look so happy.
Last but not the least,
Aside from human beings, cheetas, hyenas, and goats also have oral sex.
If you love reading this let me know!
