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  1. Lana

    The Cock Sighting.... what do you think?

    My boyfriend reckons i have sex on the brain ........ the pic below is of candle wax that spilt on my table the other day...... i said to my other half i thought it looked like a cock that had just cum......... what do u think??
  2. Mrs Langtrees

    Yoda is Back I am thrilled to say

    On arriving home I was thrilled to get SMS from Yoda and we had a great chat about yesterday, ideas for the future etc etc.... I suggested hey I need you back on the forum and ha said he would love to come back so please welcome Yoda back with open arms....he will keep me in line and let me know...
  3. Mrs Langtrees

    Need all Twitters Help Plz

    Competition between staff and states going and I want to win with Riah & Kates help for Perth. I believe if you follow me that helps here is my handle @MrsLangtrees plz help out if you know this programme as i feel lost and confused already advanced years....lol
  4. P

    Merged Rosters

    Hi all, I tried Connie in Vic Park a few weeks ago. Unfortunately I can't recall now which website I got her details from but I suspect it was likely BC. The photo in the ad isn't her, but... she is still reasonably good looking. Fairly slim, nice soft skin, decent body. I'm no adonis by...
  5. Mrs Langtrees

    The Little Green Tractor.....

    The Orange Hot Rod was lost out in a country lane, the bloody GPS isn't working,.. shit I can't blame google I was so busy with that lovely lass from www.langtrees.com last night I forgot to charge my phone and my hotty is a beauty but no mod cons like chargers in this orange beauty. Where the...
  6. Lana

    Introducing GOLD For LIFE

    Melinda a lovely friend of Langtrees has her business up and running Gold For Life....... Gold for Life jewellery is handmade from natural materials sourced locally in Western Australia. We’re passionate about preserving the natural structures of gold as much as possible to create unique, one of...
  7. Lana

    Big Bad Bimbo Titts with Duck Lips

  8. Lana

    Rachael and Lana's dirty little secrets BLOKES

  9. Lana

    Happy Easter to all The Wicked Porn People

  10. Lana

    Lana's Wicked Porn come and join in the X-Rated bits :-)

    100's of Filthy Threads full of PORN Become a Member NOW ONLY FILTH MINDED SHOULD APPLY
  11. D

    Fetish's - "Sexual Fetishes you may or may not have heard of"

    Hello everyone Came across a interesting article on "Sexual Fetishes" - can anyone add to the list Acrotomophilia Arousal to amputees Actirasty Arousal to the sun’s rays Agalmatophilia Arousal to statues Anasteemaphilia Arousal to a person of extreme stature, either giant or dwarf...
  12. Lana

    New Meaning To Sexercise

  13. Mrs Langtrees

    If you won Lotto

    For the fun of it Win $10,000,000 tell us how you would spend it.
  14. P

    What makes you smile?

    What makes you SMILE? Great photography makes me smile.
  15. Mrs Langtrees

    What undies are you wearing at the moment...

    Mine are black lyrca right to my waist...
  16. Mrs Langtrees

    Woman are tougher than men

    I pinched this one from another forum: Men may be genetically predisposed to be physically stronger, but I think in a lot of ways women are tougher than guys especially in regards to pain tolerance, e.g. childbirth. Also from personal experience a lot if not most of the women I've known were a...
  17. Mrs Langtrees

    Word Association game

    word association it's your turn. warning: this product may contain naughty words. woman enter the first single word you think of ... or
  18. Mrs Langtrees

    Create a Phrase from the 4 Letters

    So you create a phrase or something silly from the letters the poster above posts. Example: topi = today owls peer inside WHIP (are the next 4 letters) as you answer leave another 4 letters for the next one.
  19. Mrs Langtrees

    Who is glad to be back

    I am getting heaps of personal messages, and would prefer you to post here, it makes me feel good with all the lovely messages, and Dakota is preening, without her I would not of got around to it for another 4-6 months. Make my day and let us know if you missed the forum.....
  20. Mrs Langtrees

    Most expensive Car

    Autobytel has ranked a Top 10 list of the most expensive luxury cars of 2015 and here’s the most expensive luxury car that was named No.1 in this list: the 2015 Ferrari LaFerrari. Coming in at a whopping $1,416,362.00, the 2015 Ferrari LaFerrari is a two door, two seat Coupe with one Base. The...
  21. Lana

    Calling all Filthy Minded Members...... Come join the FILTH :-)

    100's of Filthy Threads full of PORN Become a Member NOW ONLY FILTH MINDED SHOULD APPLY
  22. Lana

    Xmas Parties- whats happening out there??

    Hey guys, i've been talking to a few clients laterly.... Asking about the work Xmas parties.... They don't seem to be anything like they use to be years ago..... Have any of the forum members got a great Xmas party planned or are you invited to a Xmas party thats gonna wild?? Please let me know...
  23. Mrs Langtrees

    Happy 2 and Mistress Lana are getting forum married

    Congratulations Happy2 and Mistress Lana on being the first man and woman to achieve 10,000 posts, I hope you have a wonderful forum life together and that you squabble regularly. Lana had already achieved the 10,000 post mark and lost them all when the witch of the forum opened a thread one day...
  24. DDxoxo

    Men, do you like to hear when you are in bed... what's a turn on?

    I know a girlfriend of mine teases her hubby by sending him a short message during the day to say she has horny thoughts of him....... Once they are in bed, she tells him how all day long she was thinking of him & how the thought of him touching her just turned her on..... It makes him as...
  25. Linda

    What do you the punter Look for in a W/L?

    I have only been i the industry for a few years and i am chasing some feed back as to what it is that you search for when finding the right working lady for you 1. Do you have a prefered service? 2. What kind of photos get you excited? 3. What could a lady do to increase her business? 4. As the...
  26. Mrs Langtrees

    A Big Prize worth $25,000

    With the growth of the forum I am thinking of running a big prize competition for members from the 1st Jan to the 31st of June next year valued at $25,000 Would it be best to have a Harley Davidson? A New Car? Or just plain cash.
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