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    we all need cheering up- quickfire jokes & one-liners

    A man was contracted by the local council to drive around to work sites and make sure the workers were doing the jobs they were paid for. He drove up to a field where he saw two council workers. He observed the first worker digging a hole while the other watched. When he finished, they waited...
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    Funny memes just for fun 😁

    A friend of mine has been married for 24 years. The other day he got a message on Facebook congratulating him on 9 years of friendship with his wife. He's wondering how Facebook knew so much about his marriage. :)
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    Funny memes just for fun 😁

  4. Osman

    Funny memes just for fun 😁

  5. Osman

    we all need cheering up- quickfire jokes & one-liners

    I got a call from a girl once saying, "Come on over, nobody's home". So I went over and sure enough, nobody was home.
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    Thailand: What is the Industry like?

    Being able to get there, yes. My concern is it won't be the sort of holiday I've been used to. You could step off the plane and just get on with your holiday, roam freely all over the country, pretty much doing as you please with no restrictions. Then you just fly home again. I have doubts...
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    Thailand: What is the Industry like?

    Sadly, I won't seeing South-East Asia again for a long time, if ever. :( Could really do with some Thai street food right now.
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    ..Historical Events

    It reminds me of something a mate said at the time. "100 years ago you were put to death for being homosexual, 50 years ago you were placed in prison, today it's legal, I'm leaving before they make it compulsory" :)
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    Advice on pictures for advertising

    I guess different people look for different things, but for me, if the lady isn't smiling and appears to he enjoying herself, I'm not interested. I'm in it for a happy time, not to spend time with someone who's apparently not in the mood.
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    ..Historical Events

    That song was "Act Naturally"
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    ..Historical Events

    Back onto the Beatles, Ringo Starr born on this day 80 years ago!!! Makes me feel old :)
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    ..Historical Events

    My father served during the War in Darwin. Never spoke about it much, I think he just wanted to forget. I found a similar thing when I visited Darwin in (I think) 1978. I was interested in Cyclone Tracy, but people I spoke with really weren't all that interested in talking about it. I did...
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    ..Historical Events

    I didn't realise the bikini was designed in 1946. I remember it was still controversial 20 years later when I was a kid. I couldn't see any problem with it myself :)
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    How many Adelaidens?

    Yeah, it depends how you want to live your life. I'm Adelaide born and bred, wouldn't live anywhere else. I've lived in the eastern suburbs all my life, affordable housing (You can live in a great house 3 kilometres from the city for the cost of a place 20 kilometres out of Sydney), and I'd...
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    ..Historical Events

    Love Christopher Lloyd, very funny man. :)
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