What song fits your fave forum member

homer · Feb 5, 2015

H2 I reckon.

Happy2 · Feb 5, 2015

homer said:
H2 I reckon.

Oh C'mon Homie So I turned you down once
Get over it

chibi · Feb 5, 2015

No early 90's hip-hop fans here?

homer · Feb 6, 2015

happy2 said:
Oh C'mon Homie So I turned you down once
Get over it

Spilled milk is all forgotten H2...but I am still curious about the "...but I won't do that..." part.

nextplease69 · Feb 6, 2015

happy2 said:
Here you go Ginger

No offence I remember my last slap Honest I do

Stole my song!

Refer to my avatar signiture

Sir Cruiser · Feb 6, 2015

nextplease69 said:
Stole my song!

Refer to my avatar signiture

I think you are treading on Thin ice NP69, Ginger Spice does not have a big butt and you will get slapped like someone else did lol

nextplease69 · Feb 6, 2015

Cruiser said:
I think you are treading on Thin ice NP69, Ginger Spice does not have a big butt and you will get slapped like someone else did lol

What!

I never said anything about her butt...
I was referring to the person whom jokingly said the song should be hers.

Anyhow, I like a bit of the good old slap and tickle

Happy2 · Feb 7, 2015

XLNC said:
Relax, h2, that is definitely my song. The lyrics fit me to a T. Though it would be remiss of me not to point out the title is actually just 'It's Hard to be Humble' (not Lord...).

I especially like this version:

I probably don't say this as often as I should but I am the most humble man I know.

And you just had to pick the cutesy wutesy version didn't you
You know full well the reason I chose this song for you was for the following lyrics

Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has somethin' to do with the way
That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans

Obbie · Feb 7, 2015

happy2 said:
It was ! Just a incy wincy itsy bitsy little butt Sorry bit funny

Remember don't mention the butt !!

Obbie · Feb 7, 2015

happy2 said:
And you just had to pick the cutesy wutesy version didn't you
You know full well the reason I chose this song for you was for the following lyrics

Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has somethin' to do with the way
That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans

No it wasn't pisspot now your sucking up !

XLNC · Feb 7, 2015

happy2 said:
And you just had to pick the cutesy wutesy version didn't you
You know full well the reason I chose this song for you was for the following lyrics

Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has somethin' to do with the way
That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans

Of course I know what egotesticle means. It means I'm confident even though I've only got one ball.

But you're right about the way I wear my jeans. The ladies swoon twice as quickly when they notice the mouth-watering bulge in my crotch and my cute tight bum.

HappyPirate · Feb 7, 2015

Ahoy OMG.................I am going to be Sick......................

XLNC said:
Of course I know what egotesticle means. It means I'm confident and I've got balls.

But you're right about the way I wear my jeans. The ladies swoon twice as quickly when they notice the mouth-watering bulge in my crotch and my cute tight bum.

Happy2 · Feb 7, 2015

XLNC said:
Of course I know what egotesticle means. It means I'm confident even though I've only got one ball.

But you're right about the way I wear my jeans. The ladies swoon twice as quickly when they notice the mouth-watering bulge in my crotch and my cute tight bum.

Refer to the thread by Rudyboy
Take care if your well endowed!!!

XLNC · Feb 7, 2015

Hmm, the idea of a (very) thorough strip search by female customs officers (coz the male ones are off on a smoko or whatever) does hold a certain appeal.

Or maybe I'll need to appeal after they find me concealing a dangerous weapon.

Happy2 · Feb 7, 2015

Its only considered dangerous when it fails the health check Your XLNC

Happy2 · Feb 7, 2015

XLNC said:
Of course I know what egotesticle means. It means I'm confident even though I've only got one ball.
So that song your in.
Are you Hitler or Himmler ?
Cos we all know poor ol Goebbals had no balls at all

Rochelle · Feb 7, 2015

What a great post..........what a laugh.
Great!!!!!!!
Honestly H2...........Britney????????????
No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
prefer Steppenwolf any time.

Happy2 · Feb 7, 2015

Rochelle of Langtrees said:
What a great post..........what a laugh.
Great!!!!!!!
Honestly H2...........Britney????????????
No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
prefer Steppenwolf any time.

Ease up Roche It was not My selection