What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said during sex?

[Sam Subham]

 

[doob]

Called her "Andrea" when her name was "Jenny".

 

[Channelle]

Called her "Andrea" when her name was "Jenny".

Haha, am happy that either you or her thought that was the funniest thing.
In my case, neither of us quite saw the funny side of it
Such is life.

 

[tsmith]

For some reason I said in the vinegar strokes "I'm fucking you <insert name> " and she said "yeah fuck you too". Not the response I was hoping for but you get that now and then.

 

[Jamie jackson]

For some reason I said in the vinegar strokes "I'm fucking you <insert name> " and she said "yeah fuck you too". Not the response I was hoping for but you get that now and then.

Vinegar strokes
I’m dying laughing

 

[Jamie jackson]

Mid sex a guy blurted out “what come’s first?, the chicken or egg?”
I laughed and replied “you cum first”

 

[Honey Diamond]

Sometimes I make velociraptor noises just to see what they’ll do… the real gems are the men who make the noises back hehe

 

[Channelle]

Sometimes I make velociraptor noises just to see what they’ll do… the real gems are the men who make the noises back hehe

Given my age, your dinosaur noices may be both appropriate and appealling to me.

(But just grabbing my Funk and Wagnells to look up velociraptor)

 

[sludgie]

Given my age, your dinosaur noices may be both appropriate and appealling to me.

(But just grabbing my Funk and Wagnells to look up velociraptor)

I thought l was the only one to have Funk and Wagnells left, right next to my Encyclopedia Britannica

 

[Channelle]

I thought l was the only one to have Funk and Wagnells left, right next to my Encyclopedia Britannica

I think you've just doubled the number of items some are going to have to Google for the meanings.