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Channelle said:
Actually the thing is, it doesn't, and thank goodness for that, for many of us have far better traits than just that.
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All those 120 women who bonked Tiger Woods' before his divorce KNEW FULLY WELL that he was married and yet had affairs with him. This proves that Tiger Woods was a nice bloke - a seriously nice bloke and the money had NOTHING to do with it!

Woo boy! Whoa girl!

Meanwhile, Shane Warne, got all the babes even when he was married and known to be married. He was a rich bogan but Liz Hurley showed her gash when she knew he was flash with cash. I'm sure she'd be just as nice with a garbage collector with the same qualities chat her up.
 
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doob said:
All those 120 women who bonked Tiger Woods' before his divorce KNEW FULLY WELL that he was married and yet had affairs with him. This proves that Tiger Woods was a nice bloke - a seriously nice bloke and the money had NOTHING to do with it! So there!

Woo boy! Whoa girl!
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Kerry Packer and Jamie Packer are nice good looking blokes too. Absolute decent gentlemen - that's why they've no problems meeting women. Except for Kerry now that he's dead. Actually that's not true. He included his mistress in his will.

Jamie who?
Jamie woo!
 
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doob said:
Kerry Packer and Jamie Packer are nice good looking blokes too. Absolute decent gentlemen - that's why they've no problems meeting women. Except for Kerry now that he's dead. Actually that's not true. He included his mistress in his will.

Jamie who?
Jamie woo!
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I ask this because The West Australian had a story headlined:

Ben Simmons’ $242 million Philadelphia 76ers deal puts him top of most eligible bachelor list
Okay, I get it - the Australian guy's making a lot of money soon as a basketballer. But I don't understand (except for the shallowest of reasons) that he's NOW eligible. Why wasn't he worth looking at before?

I know the obvious answer but it's disappointing to see the criteria applied."
 
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Channelle said:
Actually the thing is, it doesn't, and thank goodness for that, for many of us have far better traits than just that.
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I wish I could agree with you, I really do. In the last 40 years however, I've always noticed many women (I wish it was a minority) have no problems compromising their principles if the guy's rich... whether or not he displays his wealth vulgarly or discreetly.
 
Gobble_Doc

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doob said:
  • Beethoven's
  • Pinnochio's
  • Gobbles
  • Mangoes
  • F. Scotts
  • Tarantella's
  • Jule's
  • Steve's
  • The Silver Slipper

All the above are nightclubs and a pub of the '80s in Perth. Steve's was around since the '40s. I think Mangoes in Murray Street was where you'd go to score mature women on the prowl. It's now an AMP I think with a different name of course.
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What about Hannibal’s, which sadly burned down.
I was playing in a band at Gobble’s once, which ironically at the time was partly decorated with some of the stuff saved from Hannibal’s plus Christmas decorations, when some drunk patron set the decorations around the stage on fire.
I’m sure it wasn’t a commentary on how well we were playing. However, the ambiance did remind me of the Blues Brothers scene where they were playing behind the protection of chicken wire.
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Gobble_Doc said:
What about Hannibal’s, which sadly burned down.
I was playing in a band at Gobble’s once, which ironically at the time was partly decorated with some of the stuff saved from Hannibal’s plus Christmas decorations, when some drunk patron set the decorations around the stage on fire.
I’m sure it wasn’t a commentary on how well we were playing. However, the ambiance did remind me of the Blues Brothers scene where they were playing behind the protection of chicken wire.
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Did you play both kinds of music that night? ;)
 
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Gobble_Doc said:
What about Hannibal’s, which sadly burned down.
I was playing in a band at Gobble’s once, which ironically at the time was partly decorated with some of the stuff saved from Hannibal’s plus Christmas decorations, when some drunk patron set the decorations around the stage on fire.
I’m sure it wasn’t a commentary on how well we were playing. However, the ambiance did remind me of the Blues Brothers scene where they were playing behind the protection of chicken wire.
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I used to go to bar in Darwin called "Lim's" and then renamed "The Nightcliffe" I think. It was exactly like that - chicken coop wire though I think it got taken down in the noughties for fire safety reasons. The band's safety didn't matter apparently.
 
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I watched the moon landings, "enjoyed" delivered milk at school and remember when my parents first bought a colour TV and later a VHS VCR. I rember being enthralled at playing "pong", rostered petrol stations and when ATM's issued $5 notes.
 
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And then suddenly in the late '90s the whole pub/band scene died and with it Aus music as we knew it.
 
Jamie jackson

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@doob
You waffle on, I have no idea what my thread is about anymore.
 
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Jamie jackson said:
@doob
You waffle on, I have no idea what my thread is about anymore.
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If you're able to check out many threads there's always an inevitable straying from the thread. As for your waffles, it's related to the thread. It's about eras. You can always ignore me and cut out a lot of content.

As I said before "
Jamie, which brother appeals to you more?

The brother whom prefers British comedy that teases the brain and intellect and makes you guffaw within and out

vis-a-vis

The other brother who likes the crass American/Aussie comedic style full of fart jokes and crude double entendres that make you cackle like a bogan and whose idea of a good time is to get absolutely blotto in Rotto or Bali while belching... and doesn't get British comedy?"
 
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I remember when Mrs. Langtrees was Miss Langtrees and wore short skirts and bikini panties. And then she changed to a gstring and riots started in New Zealand. They wanted to call her first porn movie; "Silence of the Lambs" but because it was New Zealand they translated into New Zealand lingo; "Shut up Ewes"!

The Seekers even wrote a soundtrack for her; "I'll never find another ewe".
 
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