How many languages can you speak?

[billybones]

How many languages can you speak?
I`ve gradually managed to learn a little Cantonese, Mandarin, Hokkien and a bit of Thai and I`m know busy trying to learn Korean. I can`t speak them fluently but I think I might be able to have a basic conversation.
The only problem is I either talk too fast or sound like I have a mouthful of marbles.

 

[colzilla]

I can speak fluent Aussie "Strewth cobber I'm as dry as a dead dingos donga" or "Get a dog upya ya bloody weak as piss moofter c##t"

 

[Happy2]

You dont talk to fast BB I just listen to slow

 

[colzilla]

I can do a bit of sign language too.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- I can speak;- English, Aussie, Sign Language, Sthrn American and not forgetting my native tongue;- Pirate;- Arrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Perth boy]

Myself I speak a little Thai and English.

A lady i know in china she talks english, french, spanish, korean, Japanese, plus all dialogues of mandarin She is a very smart Chinese girl.

 

[svengali]

This isn't really a joke:

If you speak four or more languages you are multilingual.

If you speak three languages you are trilingual

If you speak two languages you are bilingual

If you only speak one language









You are Australian

 

[homer]

Let's see i am not very fluent but done Spanish before, French numerous times, few words in Japanese, and always keen to learn Greek but too sophisticated. Maybe one day i will enroll myself in sodomy 101.

 

[Contrarian]

I'm a cunning linguist!:la:

 

[Happy2]

I agree Homer French Spanish and Greek are fun languages For the males of the species to study

 

[homer]

Did I mention I speak Clams too? And no the world is not my oyster.

 

[Happy2]

My wife always wanted me to learn Finnish I believe. A few minutes in used to be Ah C'mon finish already I have an early start tomorrow or similar

 

[homer]

Ah yes the universal language of Finish. You ain't finish yet, don't you go away, says the customer.

 

[Anastacia]

How many languages can you speak?

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden.

The Frenchman says, “They must be French, they’re naked and they’re eating fruit.”

The Englishman replies with, “Clearly they’re English. Observe how politely the man is offering the woman the fruit.”

The Russian then notes, “They are Russian of course. They have nothing to wear, nothing to eat, and they think they are in paradise.”

PS

Learning Japanese and Aussie!-))

 

[Anastacia]

If you only speak one language









You are Australian[/QUOTE]

PD

If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs?-))

 

[melissa milan]

I speak the language of love hahahaahahaha

 

[Contrarian]

Robin Williams loves the French!

[video=youtube;Tc78yPv_ztM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc78yPv_ztM[/video]

 

[Bambi]

does understanding broken English class as knowing another language?

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Hi Homer, Were you talking about Langauges or Sex? Love it. Myself i speak Fluent English, Chinese(Cantonese), Indonesian and Malaysian similar except for some words, Italian and Indian. xxxxx

 

[Rochelle]

German, English, Kiwi, Aussie, forgot most of my French and Spanish, pretty good in sign language.....using all body parts and I am advanced when it comes to ignoring any form of conversation........lol........when it suits me


R.xxxxxxxx

 

[Jennifer1993]

I can speak fluent English (American, English and Australian), conversational Spanish, basic comprehension of spoken Italian and written French and Latin.

I used to be able to speak intermediate Chinese (Cantonese) and Japanese, though I havent spoken it since I was 7 years old.

I love learn languages

 

[Farm Boy]

I agree Homer French Spanish and Greek are fun languages For the males of the species to study

Would that be speaking Greek or listening H2?

 

[Happy2]

I am more of an artiste So I would classify my self as A performance Artist FB

 

[Farm Boy]

Learning the ins and outs of Greek is not quite my cup of tea H2.

 

[Happy2]

Spanish is a lovely language though

 

[Farm Boy]

One of those visual languages ,

 

[Happy2]

And on my birthday I was speaking Double Dutch

 

[Farm Boy]

Double Douche ? well you never can be too careful I suppose H2.

 

[Happy2]

Har de Bloody Har FB lol

 

[Barbosa]

I luv european languages, not a fan of the African dilates