EuropianBliss
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Friday Night
- Thread starter Sir Cruiser
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ross89
I think i do!!
R
ross89
Bepp, i'm still waiting. A knight in shining armour, a real horse in the suburbs and a massage parlour is surely a humorous story.
Sir Cruiser
Legend Member
You unfortunately missed so much of Sir Cruiser's Quests and the photo proof of all of my exploits
Sir Cruiser
Legend Member
Miss Minsen, i am not sure what you have between your legs and tbh i think i would rather not find outNor shall I disappoint.View attachment 33359 .
I reckon you do wanna find out...bet ur licken ur lips right now eh?..Miss Minsen, i am not sure what you have between your legs and tbh i think i would rather not find out
Sir Cruiser
Legend Member
Ha ha, nice try bepp, i know it's really you that wants Miss Minsen's attentionI reckon you do wanna find out...bet ur licken ur lips right now eh?..
Nah..i'll pass let u njoy the ride
Now now gents , Miss Minsen is all woman ! And is like a transformer with optional extra attachments You should both definitely meet her, she would LOVE to help you out
You should both definitely meet her, she would LOVE to help you out
Sir Cruiser
Legend Member
Optimus Prime?Now now gents , Miss Minsen is all woman ! And is like a transformer with optional extra attachments
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bushseeker
Well sat night ended up being quite the show
for a couple of hundred lady came round for about 3 hours. She had another clIent come so it was a 3 some then her girlfriend rocked up and it just became ...... awsome
for a couple of hundred lady came round for about 3 hours. She had another clIent come so it was a 3 some then her girlfriend rocked up and it just became ...... awsome
Sir Cruiser
Legend Member
Well i have to admit, my knights are just perfectWell sat night ended up being quite the show
for a couple of hundred lady came round for about 3 hours. She had another clIent come so it was a 3 some then her girlfriend rocked up and it just became ...... awsome
EuropianBliss
Gold Member
Bepp. Its for you. To seal the sides of your bum so nothing untoward can get in
Dont worry Miss M ...nothing, and i mean nothing untoward will get in my,bum....and that includes YOU!!!!!
Tho i MAY make xceptions...but def. Not YOU
EuropianBliss
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Lord Spikey
Nor shall I disappoint.
Miss Minsen, I just can't imagine what you could do with THAT, apart from a lot of damage.
Poke THAT up somebodies bum and it would get stuck in their throat.
Careful u might soil yourself
Point it at Sir C
EuropianBliss
Gold Member
Dont mind it pointed this way Rudy
Sir Cruiser
Legend Member
Watch out bepp or i will pay for a session with Miss Minsen for u and that arse of yours
EuropianBliss
Gold Member
Consider it gratuitous Sir Cruiser. Strap the bepp Bum to the back of your horse and deliver him to me is all I ask fine Sir.
Sir Cruiser
Legend Member
I think warrants the use of a most treasured token Miss Minsen, bepp, to horse in more ways than one
EuropianBliss
Gold Member
Okies wheres my credit Card. Off to Elypseart for a bit of online shopping
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Lord Spikey
I was just thinking about the picture of Miss Minsen c/w strap-on.
I then thought about the banter between Sir Cruiser and Bepp concerning insertion of said strap-on into someones bottom.
I was then reminded of the Black Knight from MP&THG and how Sir Cruiser's avatar is visually similar.
What should spring into my head?
"None Shall Pass"
I then thought about the banter between Sir Cruiser and Bepp concerning insertion of said strap-on into someones bottom.
I was then reminded of the Black Knight from MP&THG and how Sir Cruiser's avatar is visually similar.
What should spring into my head?
"None Shall Pass"
Sir Cruiser
Legend Member
Clever Lord Spikey, my shaft is only for the person of my choosing and there is no retreat and no rear entry portcullis either
EuropianBliss
Gold Member
Indeed, Lord Spikey. With Miss Minsen wielding that weapon, you're unlikely to receive just a flesh wound in her castle of aaarrrggh.
Your XLNC
There are Drop Cocks in my castle.
There effing dangerous if they land on you. The last person one of these critters landed on nearly knocked him unconscious.
Beware ye who entrath.
Hey Bepp, entrath rhymes with entrails.