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I had a client come in on my last shifts wanting me to fart in his face, it was my first time doing it I can’t lie it was so much fun heh
Farting during the nasty
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Jasmine Malika
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Would love to do more kinky bookings they always end up being so fun <33
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Kink bookings are definitely a lot of fun and keep the night interesting that’s for sure
Jasmine Malika
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Where are my kinky boys in perth at
doob
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Here's my favourite kink, I shag you senseless and you give me all your money! Pwhoah, what a turn on!Where are my kinky boys in perth at
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I feel your pain sister. I'd be in pain too if I had to shag anyone senseless. Eat some dum briyani, great comfort food.
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Obbie
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So you save gas just in case
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Have some baked beans, boiled eggs and Durian just before your next booking with him. Let us know how it goes 
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You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...
.You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...
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That was funny until you said DurianHave some baked beans, boiled eggs and Durian just before your next booking with him. Let us know how it goes
You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.
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Therefore just imagine how repugnant the smell must be when it comes out the other end, mixed in with the baked beans and boiled eggs! Will certainly be one to remember for your client.That was funny until you said Durian
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.
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I’m not explaining to paramedics why that client is at deaths door lol
Jasmine Malika
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Notednext time eat a curry egg sandwich before it.
Jasmine Malika
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That’s a death sentence HAHAHAHave some baked beans, boiled eggs and Durian just before your next booking with him. Let us know how it goes
You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...
Jasmine Malika
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I’d rather be farted on then be near that fruit HAHAHAThat was funny until you said Durian
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.
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johnmatilda
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Is...that an invitation?
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Haha...hilarious!
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Hi how much do you charge to fart in my face?
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Wait, what does Durian taste like? Is this the fruit that is banned in some places cos of the smell?! And that is before it is consumed?!That was funny until you said Durian
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.
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Yes durian smells and tastes like so many bad things.Wait, what does Durian taste like? Is this the fruit that is banned in some places cos of the smell?! And that is before it is consumed?!
Sweaty socks
Garbage
Rotten egg
The list goes on
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