Best, worse..... chat up line

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Master Yoda

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The most outrageous one that was told to me and then shown to me was:

You're a pig but you'll do....


It worked.....but no I never had the heart to say that to a lady.
 
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Yoda said:
The most outrageous one that was told to me and then shown to me was:

You're a pig but you'll do....


It worked.....but no I never had the heart to say that to a lady.
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Strange that Yoda
It might work on 1 in a 100 girls. Yet
It might work on 99 in a hundred blokes if roles are reversed
 
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  • got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!
  • Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
  • Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
  • Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
  • Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
  • Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
  • Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
  • I'll let you in on a big secret... that's no peg leg!
  • I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
  • It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.
  • Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?
  • Well call me a landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.
  • Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!
  • I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.
  • Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!
 
Happy2

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So Ladies If a line no matter how gross silly or just plain icky. makes you laugh It has broken the ice, so is the line actually working?
I mean I have never been a user of lines
I was actually picked up by my wife to be Not a line . She actually picked me up physically picked me up:)
 
Master Yoda

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happy2 said:
Strange that Yoda
It might work on 1 in a 100 girls. Yet
It might work on 99 in a hundred blokes if roles are reversed
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I used to not believe this until it was shown to me over and over again.


If a guy has got it, he can say whatever he wants and it will work. But if a guy ain't got it...nothing he says will work.
 
Bluegrass9

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I know certain men who say "Do you want a FU** and they use to have a few who would agree:

I have asked ladies out and they have replied " FU** me", and I have said, "yes please". Alas that as not what they were trying to say. :)
 
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Him "I'm sure you are having sex tonight"
Her "How do you know"?
Him "Because I'm stronger than you"
 
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She said but aren't you married

I said hey why buy a book when you can join a library and take the whole shelf out.
 
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