Best conspiracy theory - Whats the best one your've heard

AndyRew00

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Landing on the moon, Neil Armstrong's giant leap kicked off one of the most persistent conspiracy theories of the 20th century. The skeptics claim that the 1969 landings – and all those which followed – were faked by Nasa and that no human being has ever set foot on the surface of the Moon. Even though there is substantial evidence to the contrary (including Moon rocks brought back to Earth and man-made objects left on the Moon) some people remain adamant that film director Stanley Kubrick was hired to produce the footage after his experience on 2001: A Space Odyssey

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The AIDS virus is man made and injected into gay men and Agro Americans in 1978 under the guise of a Hepatitis trial

I remember not long ago when Thabo Mbeki brought it up blaming the U.S.
Saying scientific evidence that the virus e loved in Africa was wrong Saying US government made it and was scapegoating Africa

Another was the CIA developed it to reduce gay population and the Afro-American numbers To weaken their political standings in the process

I thought that a good one
 
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Perth Bell Tower​

The Perth Bell Tower is a iconic, if underwhelming, landmark of Perth, Western Australia, which contains 12 St Martin-in-the-Fields bells—the only royal bells to have left England.

According to conspiracy theorist Ellis C. Taylor, however, the bell tower was actually designed by a Freemason to represent the penis of the Egyptian god Osiris. He claims the site of the tower is known by the aboriginal Nyungar people as being an energy vortex and that the Freemasons have been using public funding to tap this energy through occult architecture.

The tower is meant as a phallic symbol of Osiris, said to be part of the Masonic god Jabulon, while the pool of water next to the bell tower represents the vagina of the goddess Isis. He claims that the year 2000 marked the beginning of the Age of Horus, the son of Osiris and Isis who found his father’s body in the Underworld and resurrected him. The Freemasons are said to have a worldwide plan to recreate the body of Osiris through monuments centered around Perth (“the underworld” becoming “down under”). Other monuments central to this resurrection scheme include the Pyramids of Giza (the body of Osiris), the London Eye (his head), and the Sydney Opera House, which is adorned with sails and could representsemen (seamen).
 
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The Moon Doesn't Exist​

So you don't believe that man has walked on the moon. Fine. You weren't there, you didn't see it yourself, and you're a bit skeptical. But there is no way anyone could deny the existence of the moon itself, right? Right??

According to a few conspiracy theorists, it turns out the moon is just a convincing hologram, placed in the sky to mess with our heads. Naturally, there is proof in the form of a poorly made YouTube video that shows a power glitch in the moon's artificial electrical system. The Mad Revisionist took the time to parody moon deniers at great length, but it seems that several people didn't get the joke. For a more complete survey of conspiracy theorists who are clearly over the moon, Google "the moon is a hologram,"
 
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Happy2 said:
Why cant people enjoy a movie or book etc just for its entertainment value ?
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Yes I agree happy2, lets just watch a happy farm flick.....:

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I think the one on the right (Norah? a porn star named Norah??) is saying: "My, what a big powerful red tractor you have, Farmer Happy2. I have some fields that could use a darn good ploughing right about now."
Putt putt... Putt putt putt...
"What? That's not your tractor? The tiny blue one is yours? Oh. That's a shame. Ah well, hoes can't be choosers I guess."
Putt sputter putt... Sputter putt sputter... SPUTTERRR!
"What's the matter now? Can't start your engine? Sandra, hun, looks like we may need to go next door to Farmer Phoebe to get serviced. He/she may be gender non-specific but at least s/he's got stylish pant suits."
 
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homer said:
Noah's ark wasn't real? He is no animal tamer that's for sure...and keeping lions in a huge tug boat from eating the others is a huge feat.
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You ever heard of cages, pens, etc etc to keep animals apart, in prisons there are called cells........

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Phoebe to get serviced. He/she may be gender non-specific but at least s/he's got stylish pant suits."
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Yep and I have my eye on one now, just waiting till it goes on sale then its all mine..... ;)
 
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Phoebe said:
You ever heard of cages, pens, etc etc to keep animals apart, in prisons there are called cells........



Yep and I have my eye on one now, just waiting till it goes on sale then its all mine..... ;)
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I've heard of cages, pens, etc, etc...tasers...but not sure if Noah had heard of these. How does one build an ark the size of the empire state building and his boss has all this patience before he blow the world over with one great piss? How did he toilet train all those animals?
 
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homer said:
I've heard of cages, pens, etc, etc...tasers...but not sure if Noah had heard of these. How does one build an ark the size of the empire state building and his boss has all this patience before he blow the world over with one great piss? How did he toilet train all those animals?
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Toilet train.... why.... animals would of done what was required and Noah and or crew would of washed into the ocean.... easy done....
 
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The deluge story can be found all round eastern Mediterranean and Black Sea. E.g. epic of Gilgamesh. About 7000 to 8000 years,ago the Black Sea was fresh water. Then the Mediterranean broke through at the Bosporus resulting in a 90m rise in water levels. As the people whose entire known world disappeared beneath the waves dispersed they took the story with them. A lot of myth and legend have a kernel of truth.
 
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Phoebe said:
Toilet train.... why.... animals would of done what was required and Noah and or crew would of washed into the ocean.... easy done....
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I thought Noah only brought his wife, 1 daughter, two sons, and two wives and a baby that he wanted to toss aboard to keep the boat balanced. Strange thing is that the baby is more evil than the ferocious animals in his inventory. So the amount of feces excreted by his inventory plus human would keep them busy beyond protest. Logically, one would just let the animals deal with their own shit literally.
 
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that Aladdin and his magic genies defeated the laws of science and the worlds most advanced air defense system, hijacked several jet planes with box cutters, and were able to make 2 jet planes knock down 3 buildings, make another plane create a smaller hole in the pentagon then the wingspan of the alleged plane, then disappear without a trace, and knock down two over-engineered buildings with 44 fire reinforced steel columns each just with kerosene, towards the path of most resistance at free-fall speed. Over 2000 building and demolition experts agree with me on that one ( AE911TRUTH )
 
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