You put a WHAT up your WHERE!!!!

[Rachy]

So what is the weirdest /strangest/ Funnest/ Biggest thing you have put in or been asked to put in your vajayjay or your butt butt ?????

 

[AxeMan]

Well I don't have a vajayjay and nothing other than a finger has been up my bum.

But I did have a sexting friend a while back who put a banana and deodorant can up hers... At the same time!

 

[westy]

Well I don't have a vajayjay and nothing other than a finger has been up my bum.

But I did have a sexting friend a while back who put a banana and deodorant can up hers... At the same time!

Visually appealing B-PEELING

 

[Nomansland]

In the land of the long litigation (USA) baseball bats now have a sticker that says something like not to be inserted in bodily orifices due to it getting stuck.

 

[Happy2]

To follow Nomansland's lead This is from a Chinese manufacturer Isnt it fun when English is your 3rd or even 4th language?

 

[Lord Spikey]

To follow Nomansland's lead This is from a Chinese manufacturer Isnt it fun when English is your 3rd or even 4th language?
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OUCH!.. That "sounds" painful.
Screw that.

 

[homer]

To follow Nomansland's lead This is from a Chinese manufacturer Isnt it fun when English is your 3rd or even 4th language?
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So in short, it's not a penile tool? But you can screw it in happily.

 

[XLNC]

I want to know the story behind the case(s) which necessitated that warning... or maybe not.

 

[Alexis Lily]

To follow Nomansland's lead This is from a Chinese manufacturer Isnt it fun when English is your 3rd or even 4th language?
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I suddenly feel very ill!! Bugger how do they even come up with this shit!?

 

[Happy2]

I suddenly feel very ill!! Bugger how do they even come up with this shit!?

They wouldn't be good for buggery either I am guessing Alexis

 

[Nomansland]

I want to know the story behind the case(s) which necessitated that warning... or maybe not.

Warnings and laws usually come about because someone has done something. There is a Canadian province where it is illegal to throw a moose out of an aircraft. Anyway to get back on topic if we had the NZ system for sex workers most probably most of this would hopefully disappear.

 

[Adrianna Lush]

I once had a client who wanted the prong end of a fork up his Bum. Eeww and ouch. I did it....he's the one who left with a free fork.. lucky boy.

 

[Happy2]

I once had a client who wanted the prong end of a fork up his Bum. Eeww and ouch. I did it....he's the one who left with a free fork.. lucky boy.

Your going to have such fun fireside chats with your grandkids Adrianna

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Your going to have such fun fireside chats with your grandkids Adrianna

This one time when granny was a hooker....

 

[homer]

This how you should tell your story, miss Adriana.

So many many moons ago, when the moon was full and shine like a solar powered lightbulb in the sky, wolves were howling, grandma was working the late shift in the cock taming factory. By special request, and power ve$ted in me, I placed 1 fork up where the sun don't shine in one of the cocks. He walked away happy knowing he has a free cutlery for use at will. Mmmm...salad may never taste the same again.

 

[Madam Tracey]

I have a gay male friend who loves to insert peeled cucumbers into his bottom...upon hearing this I suggested that he lightly micro wave said cucmber for approx 10sec prior to insertion to enhance sexual pleasure...
He now has a 5 cucumber a week habit.

 

[Happy2]

I have a gay male friend who loves to insert peeled cucumbers into his bottom...upon hearing this I suggested that he lightly micro wave said cucmber for approx 10sec prior to insertion to enhance sexual pleasure...
He now has a 5 cucumber a week habit.

He's well on his way to his 5 veg and 2 fruit a day by the sounds of it Cyclone

 

[Madam Tracey]

He's well on his way to his 5 veg and 2 fruit a day by the sounds of it Cyclone

that just made me laugh so much....

 

[homer]

I guess it just flows for your friend and no blockage when it cums to no. 2.

 

[Madam Tracey]

Yes ....he poos right on Q.

 

[homer]

He should report his findings to AMA...he just solves the problem of constipation! A peeled cucumber a day up there will help you see the light...aahhhhh.....

 

[Happy2]

Oh Dear Why does he insist on pooing on me?

 

[Adrianna Lush]

This how you should tell your story, miss Adriana.

So many many moons ago, when the moon was full and shine like a solar powered lightbulb in the sky, wolves were howling, grandma was working the late shift in the cock taming factory. By special request, and power ve$ted in me, I placed 1 fork up where the sun don't shine in one of the cocks. He walked away happy knowing he has a free cutlery for use at will. Mmmm...salad may never taste the same again.

LOL so good!