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Just was having some fun with this idea so thought I'd share, had to see a psychologist after my divorce a while back and wasn't too impressed so thought I'd compare their services to that of some of our WL's, which on a serious note I found that some WL's make much better counselors but in this case have looked at the more humorous aspects of the comparison 
1. Both the psychologist and the WL will charge you by the hour and listen to your problems.
2. The psychologist will sit in a chair and watch your body language for even the smallest signs and take notes making you feel very uncomfortable where as the WL will let you look at her body language making you feel very comfortable.
3. The psychologist after listening to your problems will tell you that you’ve just been unlucky while the WL asks you if you want to get lucky.
4. The psychologist will keep a professional distance and give you a form to fill out but the WL will sit on your lap and you get to see how her form is filled out.
5. If you were to try and have sex with the psychologist, you’d end up doing some time, if you had sex with the WL, you'd get a bang on the door asking if you wanted to extend your time
7. You don’t look forward to your ongoing sessions with your psychologist but you really look forward to your sessions with your WL.
8. Both will leave you broke but only one will leave you feeling very very happy
So for the money vs results, the WL's’s counseling is way out in front. We just need to get Medicare to allow them to bulk bill
1. Both the psychologist and the WL will charge you by the hour and listen to your problems.
2. The psychologist will sit in a chair and watch your body language for even the smallest signs and take notes making you feel very uncomfortable where as the WL will let you look at her body language making you feel very comfortable.
3. The psychologist after listening to your problems will tell you that you’ve just been unlucky while the WL asks you if you want to get lucky.
4. The psychologist will keep a professional distance and give you a form to fill out but the WL will sit on your lap and you get to see how her form is filled out.
5. If you were to try and have sex with the psychologist, you’d end up doing some time, if you had sex with the WL, you'd get a bang on the door asking if you wanted to extend your time
7. You don’t look forward to your ongoing sessions with your psychologist but you really look forward to your sessions with your WL.
8. Both will leave you broke but only one will leave you feeling very very happy
So for the money vs results, the WL's’s counseling is way out in front. We just need to get Medicare to allow them to bulk bill
