What's Your Body Count ?

[Aaron]

I stumbled across an Interesting Article between a mother and daughter about how many "Sexual Partners" they've shared.

Check out the Article Here !

http://jezebel.com/whats-your-body-...eed&utm_campaign=Feed:+jezebel/full+(Jezebel)

So For those who want to share - Share Away - What's your "Body Count"

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Hmmmm I could not remember if I tried....................
Too much rum................and whisky

 

[Nateeee]

Something more relevant would be how many women you have brought to orgasm.

Anyone can put a sausage in a round hole, but doing it with skill is worth talking about....

 

[Happy2]

Female Or-Gasm ? What is this weird thing of which you speak ?

 

[XLNC]

When Aaron said the article was about how many partners the mother and daughter had shared, I thought it was going to be something more kinky, i.e. how many of the same blokes they had both bonked, preferably at the same time. Talk about false advertising!

But it did remind me of this 'controversial' 1985 issue of a leading gentleman's journal:

Btw, you can buy this vintage issue for a mere USD29.99. Of course, it is a 'used' copy, so some of the pages may be a bit (ahem) starched -- what is that white spot on the daughter's upper lip?

 

[Happy2]

I agree with you Your XLNC a very misleading thread
So hoping it was a mother daughter telling us of their shared conquests

This may be fodder for another of Lana's infamous threads ?

 

[JustMe]

I have trouble remembering my first and last let alone any in between.
Cool! I might be a virgin. Oops. Not cool.

 

[Phoebe]

I have trouble remembering my first and last let alone any in between.
Cool! I might be a virgin. Oops. Not cool.

I suppose you can recall the depression of the 30's the 1930's that is...LOL

 

[JustMe]

I suppose you can recall the depression of the 30's the 1930's that is...LOL

No, I must have been too young.
I was most definitely a virgin then.

 

[Phoebe]

No, I must have been too young.
I was most definitely a virgin then.

I was joe king...

 

[Nateeee]

I was joe king...

I knew you were once a dude!

 

[Nateeee]

Female Or-Gasm ? What is this weird thing of which you speak ?

it's like the lochness monster. Many have seen or heard about it, but no one is really quite sure if it was real or not....

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Hmmmmmmmmm 1, 400, 775, 550. 990 Bottles as from last Year

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy;- Hmmmmmmmmm 1, 400, 775, 550. 990 Bottles as from last Year

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It's not as impressive as you think fellow forumites
He only drinks those 50ml miniatures

 

[Nateeee]

Unless he slimmed them then 50ml could do you for quite a while....

 

[Happy2]

Unless he slimmed them then 50ml could do you for quite a while....

I've had the privilege(?) of drinking with HP
He's a slammer alright Nate

 

[Phoebe]

I've had the privilege(?) of drinking with HP
He's a slammer alright Nate

Lets hope thats all HP was slamming

 

[Happy2]

Lets hope thats all HP was slamming

It was in Adelaide So my sheep were safe Bepp
But thank you for your concern

 

[Nateeee]

I've had the privilege(?) of drinking with HP
He's a slammer alright Nate

No no no. I spelt slimmed correctly.... Ask
Google

 

[Nateeee]

Lets hope thats all HP was slamming

Farmer wants a Pirate

 

[Phoebe]

Farmer wants a Pirate

So he could of been sucking the plank and not walking it then