What's the worst thing you've trodden in ?

[Happy2]

I only ask as early this morning checking the fenceline on the western bush paddock I stepped on a tree stump and Crack I was suddenely 15-20cm's lower Looking down I discovered I had stepped IN a roo quite literally The ribs were sticking into and grasping my jeans leg and the Whiff It was worse than a session of Greek gone badly wrong, with a girl who had eaten garlic prawns and had a dose of the squirts

Removing foot made this shluuurping sucking sound God bless work boots

So what is the worst thing you have trodden in?

PS FeeBee You want a cheap pair of blunstones to go with your bridal fetish outfit ?

 

[Ranjeeh]

Jumped over a stone wall in the UK Lake District and landed on a bloated dead sheep. Smelt like a million arseholes going off at once.

 

[Phoebe]

I only ask as early this morning checking the fenceline on the western bush paddock I stepped on a tree stump and Crack I was suddenely 15-20cm's lower Looking down I discovered I had stepped IN a roo quite literally The ribs were sticking into and grasping my jeans leg and the Whiff It was worse than a session of Greek gone badly wrong, with a girl who had eaten garlic prawns and had a dose of the squirts

Removing foot made this shluuurping sucking sound God bless work boots

So what is the worst thing you have trodden in?

PS FeeBee You want a cheap pair of blunstones to go with your bridal fetish outfit ?

I actually own a pair of steel toe capped Redwings, US Made boots. thanks Happy2... ......

A dead Roo, Of late a massive dog much out front of Zoe cafes in North Perth in my lovely knee high boots not happy... really not happy.... went home let it all dry on the sole then painstakingly cleaned them then next day... not happy... I see my story if far worse than yours Happy2...

 

[Trickortreat]

You're all doing okay... if it's identifiable it's not that bad...

 

[Happy2]

You're all doing okay... if it's identifiable it's not that bad...

True But I still feel for Fee Bee
Imagine getting dog poo on your wedding gown
I know he was to polite to mention it and only mentioned he/r boots but...

 

[Trickortreat]

So i took the dogs to the city once... and only once. The meathead decides its time to go so plop plop plop without breaking stride. I have a dog poo rule, if noone saw it, it didn't happen. But a steaming pile, not guilty

 

[Happy2]

So i took the dogs to the city once... and only once. The meathead decides its time to go so plop plop plop without breaking stride. I have a dog poo rule, if noone saw it, it didn't happen. But a steaming pile, not guilty

There you go Fee Bee We found the culprit I'm sure ToT Will buy you new boots and wedding gown
Dont feel to guilty I rarely clean up after my dogs either

 

[Trickortreat]

There you go Fee Bee We found the culprit I'm sure ToT Will buy you new boots and wedding gown
Dont feel to guilty I rarely clean up after my dogs either

Pretty sure u offered to donate the boots

 

[Phoebe]

I cleaned my boots.... but took ages.... Cats are the best... they bury it at-least.....

 

[Trickortreat]

I cleaned my boots.... but took ages.... Cats are the best... they bury it at-least.....

So when the cat digs hole, squats, and aforementioned meathead is there to catch the turds before they touch the ground, same result no?

 

[Happy2]

I cleaned my boots.... but took ages.... Cats are the best... they bury it at-least.....

Cats are the best ? I honestly thought you were going to use the cat to wipe the muck of your boots
A nice fluffy Burmese would have been my choice

 

[Phoebe]

Cats are the best ? I honestly thought you were going to use the cat to wipe the muck of your boots
A nice fluffy Burmese would have been my choice

Words fail me : let sign do the talking!!

 

[Miss Monique]

Not the poor pussy

 

[Happy2]

Looks like I might be offering an apology before to long

 

[Phoebe]

Looks like I might be offering an apology before to long

Using a Burmese come on.... Thats just nothing but cruel, Burmese are the best

 

[Happy2]

Using a Burmese come on.... Thats just nothing but cruel, Burmese are the best

Well I aint using my ragdoll

 

[Phoebe]

Well I aint using my ragdoll

Ragdolls hair is long perfect for that job....... Burmese are short haired...

 

[Miss Monique]

No no not the ragdoll they are adorable if I was ever going to own a cat it would be a ragdoll. I would have to find a new colour to wear though. Black covered in pussy hair not a good look

 

[Happy2]

No no not the ragdoll they are adorable if I was ever going to own a cat it would be a ragdoll. I would have to find a new colour to wear though. Black covered in pussy hair not a good look

Just keep yourself shaven or waxed You'll be fine in black
Oh sorry Cat hair I apologise

 

[Miss Monique]

Yes don't mind a bit of pussy or the hair every now and then just not on the clothes

 

[Happy2]

As for what we have put our feet in. Only yesterday I saw a friend and recall a year or two back when I saw him come out of the same newsagent with a look as if the weight of the world was on his shoulders
I said" Hey ***** why so gloomy it may never happen " to which he replied " It already has Mum passed away last night"

Isn't it awful trying to find a rock to crawl under ?

 

[Phoebe]

My 1st time in Melbourne had to go to a meeting in a building for work, went to my meeting didn't know what the building was about, as I was walking out of the lift on the ground floor the lift doors opened and two people walked straight into me, I said in front of a packed lift "What the heck cant you see where you are freaking going walking into me" Hmmm The whole mood died there and then, they all looked at me and said "This is the head office for the blind society of Victoria" Now I went from 6-2 in height to trying to find that same rock....

The look on some of the peoples faces looked fierce, so I legged it like a football hooligan!

That is a true story...

 

[Sharaz]

RUNNY WARM DOG POO YUK!!!

 

[XLNC]

I rue the day I stumbled into this forum. Can't seem to get it off my sole.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

 

[Happy2]

I rue the day I stumbled into this forum. Can't seem to get it off my sole.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

And with your pale skin you need to look after your soul Your XLNC

You'll burn like a bitch if you end up down in Lucifer town

 

[cindy lee]

The best thing I step in money very important sometimes you can find on the floor.......

If you ever find any money often on floor bring to see me Cindy Lee fro. Langtree

 

[Ginger Spice]

A wet hill. So slippery.

 

[Happy2]

In Perth that park down Bennett ST ? I was making my way towards RPH only wearing sandals on a warm summers morning
Squelch looked down to see a used and fully laden franger squelching its load between my toes I think the owner of that franger was very young or not had "Relations " for a long time as it was well and truly loaded
Why don't the Perth council have taps for us to use I get the shudders still thinking of that sunny January morning

 

[Miss Monique]

O MY I am speechless H2 your poor darling
I don't know what else to say to that one

 

[Happy2]

O MY I am speechless H2 your poor darling
I don't know what else to say to that one

You would have been a friend for life if you were walking past and had a pack of wetwipes on offer