Gemma Crystal
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Love to hear peoples storys of their epic fails during the act of sex hehe
Whats the worst thing you've ever done during the act of sex?
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Accidentley caught my tooth on a very well endowed but most delishous cock
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Yes the poor darling I felt so terrible the sheer excitement of wrapping my lips around such a big one got me so lost in the pleasure of moment.
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It was all good as I was his wife and happened many years ago poor man dead and buried now. Not death by teeth of course.
If was someone else's man I guess rabbit traps could be dangerous to dangling men's bits
If was someone else's man I guess rabbit traps could be dangerous to dangling men's bits
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I know a WL whom plays games with Married men, she leaves makeup marks on clothing, lipstick marks too, gives loves bites to some men.... sprays perfume at them as they are about to leave.... LOL... she is good like that!!
Happy2
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Rotten thing to do
And could do it to the wrong man one day
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AlexArcher35
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1) Butter is not a lubricant.
2) Fallen asleep during bj.
3) Went to get up afterwards and urinated in cupboard, it was a first date and we had a child together later!
4) Not said no
5) impotent and incompetent
6) told people as a teenager
7) my personal favourite- chose to be celibate for five years.
Can we do a boasting thread now?
2) Fallen asleep during bj.
3) Went to get up afterwards and urinated in cupboard, it was a first date and we had a child together later!
4) Not said no
5) impotent and incompetent
6) told people as a teenager
7) my personal favourite- chose to be celibate for five years.
Can we do a boasting thread now?
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Yes fully agree. I always make a habit of removing my lippy before kissing, no perfume, or scented body wash etc A man's privacy and discretion is important. It's a unspoken rule like never disclosing who the lovely gentleman you see etc. You don't leave traces of the encounter behind it should be a memory only
And the last thing a WL wants is an angry wife chasing you down
Happy2
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Ooh cat fight I forgot about the cat fight By all means leave the perfume on, and a business card with a time and place also , please
I ain't seen a good cat fight in years
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Nateeee
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Did he get upset /
Only when I wouldn't swallow
Happy2
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
I thought you were okay with that Happy2...
as for right, I think you said sure go on ....
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geoffsor
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Heyyyyy i was just a passenger. She was driving!Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Alan Driver VIP Perth
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Got 3 kids. l suppose 4 could be worse
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Are the 3 all yours or SOCKS?
Happy2
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So you've had sex three times to Alan666 ?
Isn't it a bastard being so potent ?
Alan Driver VIP Perth
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No they're all mine ,but they were all conceived on holiday coz they all have this dark African tan??Trouble is never been abroad
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Told him his penis looked like a dick only smaller lol
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Yeh; did that one, too.
Felt so guilty I had to marry her and have three kids before divorcing her.
Water under the bridge now.
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It wasn't me...but my ex did come home and suck my toes once...I loved it until I figured out someone must of taught him... and then found it it was English Kate in kalgoorlie the start of the finish and I never got caught suspicion yes but never caught... lol