What's the difference....

[Jaz]

...Between a kidney bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid to have a kidney bean in my mouth


...Between a rent boy and a microwave oven?

You can't get your meat brown in a microwave oven

 

[Thatguy]

 

[Thatguy]

Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

 

[Sir Cruiser]

 

[Happy2]

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Being 21 Looking 18 acting 14. A it looks like fun and B There not bloody jailbait
See another example of sexifying a girl who should just be that a girl

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Being 21 Looking 18 acting 14. A it looks like fun and B There not bloody jailbait
See another example of sexifying a girl who should just be that a girl

Come to think about it, you are right about the girl, i was just looking for a difference. I would never intentionally sexualize any underage girl. Consider me slapped down for even thinking of posting such a picture.

 

[Happy2]

Come to think about it, you are right about the girl, i was just looking for a difference. I would never intentionally sexualize any underage girl. Consider me slapped down for even thinking of posting such a picture.

And we all know there was no intent
It just annoys me now Kids not getting to be kids Especially girls

 

[Sir Cruiser]

And we all know there was no intent
It just annoys me now Kids not getting to be kids Especially girls

I agree totally, good job i love them a lot older but younger than me

 

[Happy2]

I agree totally, good job i love them a lot older but younger than me

So any girl under 65 Look out Cruisers on the prowl

 

[Sir Cruiser]

So any girl under 65 Look out Cruisers on the prowl

Me, i like girls who are 31

 

[Happy2]

Me, i like girls who are 31

Isnt sad? I too think of 31 yr old women as girls these days

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Isnt sad? I too think of 31 yr old women as girls these days

Ha ha, good one but i refer to any female over 18 as a girl, but i treat all girls with respect even when i would rather treat them

 

[Dave Magic]

Whats the difference between Tony Abbott and Hitler?

Well, one was a racist, lying warmongering bigot who as soon as he got into power ransacked his country's treasury to enrich a small band of oligarchs and stained the country's reputation for years to come with a bunch of awful policies designed to take away from the middle class of the time and give to said cronies - all the while blaming the previous rulers for squandering the position the country had been in. The other was from Austria.

I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I dunno what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

 

[Asian Nicky]

 

[Bee]

And we all know there was no intent
It just annoys me now Kids not getting to be kids Especially girls

I agree....childhood is becoming shorter !!!

 

[Jaz]

Last night a small group of us went to see the highly recommended fringe event "La Soiree" in the Pleasure Garden (such a good venue name). Holy moly I nearly lost my shit, the show was THAT good!

There were elements of everything I could possibly have wanted in a show: nudity, coarse language, sexual references... Oh, and circus/magic/comedy type stuff. It was incredibly entertaining and HOT stuff. I really couldn't speak more highly about it (details on request) without sounding like I'm working for them! Mind you, that would be freaking amazing, given the ridiculously fine specimens of both sexes who are involved in the show!

So we all LOVED it. I was at the bar afterwards, and I overheard a conversation where the bar person asked a lady what she'd thought. Her reply, in a less than enthusiastic tone, was "umm it was good...Random, but yeah, it was good".

How easy it is for me to forget that I live in a totally different world to some people. A world where it's normal to talk about (and enjoy) sex. Where nudity is appreciated and valued. Where the spectrum sexuality and orientation is fluid...

I feel lucky to be living in my world, with my eyes and mind wide open.

 

[Thatguy]

Can I come live in your world? ...

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Thanks for the review
Cheers and Pass the Rum

 

[Jaz]

 

[Sir Cruiser]

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That's where my loose screw went this morning lol, no problem, i be back for it soon xxx

 

[Maria]

I thought you dropped something on your way out mister

Although when I saw this missy I was ready to run to the stairwell

It's been a while since we JAMed

Xxx

 

[Thatguy]

I thought you dropped something on your way out mister

Although when I saw this missy I was ready to run to the stairwell

It's been a while since we JAMed

Xxx

i saw the title of the thread and immediately had to know which stairwell and how fast i could get there....

geez... gettin my hopes up Jaz..

 

[Locoman]

Well that was screwed up got some attention though.
Well done Jaz!

 

[Sir Cruiser]

I thought you dropped something on your way out mister

Although when I saw this missy I was ready to run to the stairwell

It's been a while since we JAMed

Xxx

Ha ha, i think i said this before but patience is a virtue, shame i do not have any lol. I will be back in two days for the next marathon. Lol with Jaz, sorry Maria lol. Oh and thanks for touching me in that special way of yours, you nearly had me weak at the knees

 

[homer]

Make sure you don't bend over when you pickup that screw.

 

[Happy2]

Make sure you don't bend over when you pickup that screw.

Why is the stairwell in a men's prison?

 

[westy]

Looks like it was a pretty short screw. Prefer them longer myself.

 

[Jaz]

Looks like it was a pretty short screw. Prefer them longer myself.

Ah yes, but given the location, a person may notice and/or trip over a longer one

 

[Happy2]

Looks like it was a pretty short screw. Prefer them longer myself.

You have to meet the right girl too
Nothing worse that screwing the wrong way Because she has a left thread and you screw to the right

 

[westy]

Ah yes, but given the location, a person may notice and/or trip over a longer one

And that's a problem?