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what's on the cards for Sir Cruiser

Sir Cruiser

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Yup, that is something i would like to know, just what is on the cards for Sir Cruiser?

Will Sir Cruiser cope with his recent parting?

Will Mister X ever get off his high horse?

Can bepp712 stop being bepp712

Will Coles and IGA ever have the same specials at the same time?

Who will Madame X see first, will it be Sir Cruiser or that Mister X?

Can Smoggy ever get a decent Toyota instead of that Neesan?

Just who is Madame X and what does she look like?

Will Spikey ever get his title back.

Tune in next time for more Talkinsex Sex soap
 
Sir Cruiser

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Zeus said:
Speaking of a Blink Massage - have you ventured out to Kal lately?
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No, Natteee was kind enough to relinquish the first appointment that RB gave him over ME (how dare he!) So i could be the ONE but business forced me to cancel, luckily i had not paid for the flight phew!
 
L

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One question I can answer for you and that is you and Mister X will be in the queue behind me with concerns to Madame X.
 
Sir Cruiser

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Well i know you have all been waiting for the next instalment of "What's on the cards for Sir Cruiser"

Why has the rum gone from Happypirate's secret stash?

How did Mister X get off his hirse?
Those of you who have been following Mister X will know why it is a hirse

Sir Cruiser admits his cruiser was in the workshop twice in two weeks

Will Madame X go topless again?

Will Miss Andi ever get rid of those one eyed monsters?

Will the member who sent a cock pic ever be able to look Jaz in the eye again?

Tune in again for more "soap"
 
Sir Cruiser

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Well it's time for a quickie guys

Will Sir Cruiser ever learn how to cook?

Has bepp712 ever cared?

Will John Lou change his signature line?

Just WTF is Sir Cruiser doing?

Find out if anything changes next time
 
Madam

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Sir Cruiser said:
Well it's time for a quickie guys

Will Sir Cruiser ever learn how to cook?

Has bepp712 ever cared?

Will John Lou change his signature line?

Just WTF is Sir Cruiser doing?

Find out if anything changes next time
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Well maybe rather picking cards... Sir Cruiser needs to pick recipes... Even knights have to eat and get of their high horse My Darling!
 
Sir Cruiser

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Madame X said:
Well maybe rather picking cards... Sir Cruiser needs to pick recipes... Even knights have to eat and get of their high horse My Darling!
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There is nothing that i should say to that Madame X other than i promise to try...............
To pick some recipes and learn how to cook more than horse stew
 
Sir Cruiser

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My apologies for the delay in producing the next instalment of What's on the Card's for Sir Cruiser, i have been distracted of late ;)

So did Happy Pirate ever find his RUM and more importantly, did he catch the scoundrel?

Will Nateee ever make his mind up as to which girl he chooses at WINK MASSAGE

Rochelle of Langtrees shows Sir Cruiser her whip, will she help him with his crop.

Does Erin look as fantastic in real life as she does in her posts? (YUP)

Is it possible that Happy2 will ever stop destroying the countries he visits?

Or will his XLNC brow beat Happy2 into staying put at his palace?

What is the real story behind BUSHSEEKER, does he really want Miss Minsen or is it just another conquest and a notch on his wood?

Just why is Sir Cruiser looking for a hairdresser and will he find a stable maiden to help him in his new stable?

Tune in next week for the answers to these and other questions that may never get answered (without your help)
 
EuropianBliss

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Sir Cruiser said:
My apologies for the delay in producing the next instalment of What's on the Card's for Sir Cruiser, i have been distracted of late ;)

So did Happy Pirate ever find his RUM and more importantly, did he catch the scoundrel?

Will Nateee ever make his mind up as to which girl he chooses at WINK MASSAGE

Rochelle of Langtrees shows Sir Cruiser her whip, will she help him with his crop.

Does Erin look as fantastic in real life as she does in her posts? (YUP)

Is it possible that Happy2 will ever stop destroying the countries he visits?

Or will his XLNC brow beat Happy2 into staying put at his palace?

What is the real story behind BUSHSEEKER, does he really want Miss Minsen or is it just another conquest and a notch on his wood?

Just why is Sir Cruiser looking for a hairdresser and will he find a stable maiden to help him in his new stable?

Tune in next week for the answers to these and other questions that may never get answered (without your help)
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For the record Sir Cruiser. I have not been notched by Mr Bushseeker. Mr Bushseeker was afforded a glimpse of the personality that is me. Fair enough, I did stand before him naked, and he did feel the pertness of my breasts running lightly across his body and the slight touch of tongue against his impressive manhood.

But as for the feel of my silken, quite extraordinarily powerful vaginal muscle control on his thrusting cock. That Sir Cruser, well lets put it this way. Mr Bushseeker hasnt struck a scratch on bark with that sword of his.

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Sir Cruiser

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Yes i know, it has been a while but...

Will Lord Spikey regain his Legendary status or will he remain a newbie?

Does anyone know if Jaz's new nickname is hop along Jaz or is she crutchless Jaz?

Is it true that happypirate gives everybody a cake with no rum in it?

Will Sir Cruiser ever get un Maria'ed?

How does bad apple become apple juice?

Tune in next time for more questions than answers
 
Madam

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Sir Cruiser said:
Yes i know, it has been a while but...

Will Lord Spikey regain his Legendary status or will he remain a newbie?

Does anyone know if Jaz's new nickname is hop along Jaz or is she crutchless Jaz?

Is it true that happypirate gives everybody a cake with no rum in it?

Will Sir Cruiser ever get un Maria'ed?

How does bad apple become apple juice?

Tune in next time for more questions than answers
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Bad Apple would never pull off apple juice! LOL I do know he is not a red apple!
 
HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- Yes, I confess.................I do take all the Rum out off the Rum cakes.
"I am evil, I am an Old Pirate"........................
Drama, drama, there always so much Drama in this forum


Sir Cruiser said:
Yes i know, it has been a while but...

Will Lord Spikey regain his Legendary status or will he remain a newbie?

Does anyone know if Jaz's new nickname is hop along Jaz or is she crutchless Jaz?

Is it true that happypirate gives everybody a cake with no rum in it?

Will Sir Cruiser ever get un Maria'ed?

How does bad apple become apple juice?

Tune in next time for more questions than answers
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Lord Spikey

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Sir Cruiser said:
Yes i know, it has been a while but...

Will Lord Spikey regain his Legendary status or will he remain a newbie?

Does anyone know if Jaz's new nickname is hop along Jaz or is she crutchless Jaz?

Is it true that happypirate gives everybody a cake with no rum in it?

Will Sir Cruiser ever get un Maria'ed?

How does bad apple become apple juice?

Tune in next time for more questions than answers
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Lord Spikey, already being the legend that he is, has not only regained his position, but must hold the record as the fastest member ever to rise from newbie to super moderator in less than 12 hours.

What can I say? You are in the presence of greatness.

Kneel before your Lord
 
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Lord Spikey that is after all your new title. Impressed is all I can say, whilst I will not kneel (It is better to on live on your feet than die on your knees) your elevation is deserved.
Sir Cruiser your questions are interesting sometimes baffling. Is there such a thing as being Un-Maria-ed I think not, it is a powerful memorable experience.
Will LM get winked will X and LM have the single malt will SC have any answers to any questions asked.
 
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