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So with plenty of free time and the internet I came accross the following article. Naive me was thinking it could contain information on alternative service, how wrong was I!
"5 ways to have sex with girls without a condom"
guys are asking “what the fuck is a condom?”
I’ve done some research (mainly through Google so it may not be entirely accurate) and I’ve found out that “condoms” are something you put on your dick when you want to have sex with a girl because it’s safer.
Well, how about that? You learn something new every day.
All jokes aside, I like to have sex without condoms. The past 12 girls I’ve had sex with have all been without a condom, and I’m STD and baby-free. Someone I know has never used a condom and has had sex with over 50 girls. He’s also STD and baby-free. (stay safe having sex and get the same feeling with these Ultra Slim condoms)
The media likes to scare people about the issue of having “safer sex”, and girls tend to get more scared about these sorts of things. Well, I say “scared”, but once they’re in the right mood then their defences and cares dissipate pretty quickly.
I’ve picked up girls in bars and gone home straight after to have sex with them without the use of a condom. I’ve met girls online and had sex with them without a condom, and I’ve had some “flings” with girls all without using a condom. One thing I’ve noticed is that they’ll all mention using one at first, but it’s pretty easy to get them to agree to not using one.
I have problems with condoms. I struggle getting them on and require a special size (extra small, of course) to get them to fit otherwise they’re too tight and don’t roll down. This kills the mood, kills my boner, and has resulted in me not having sex because I wasn’t confident enough to push the idea of not using one.
Here’s a quick list on how to get your end away without having to use a condom:
1) Simply don’t have a condom
That’s right, just don’t buy any. Don’t have any reserves and don’t have a special one tucked away somewhere “just in case”.
Sometimes you can be in bed with a girl and you’ll try to have sex without one, but she knows you have a stash. She’ll want to use one because her “anti slut defence” and “hamster” will kick in so as not to appear as that kind of girl.
When things get heated and she asks if you have any condoms, say “no”. Frustrate her enough from then on by getting her to crave your dick so much so that she doesn’t care about using one in the end. This is my favourite and most trusted technique. Job done.
2) Convince her to get the morning after pill
I don’t want to have a baby, but I want to have lots of sex without worrying about condoms. Despite contrary stories on the internet, I haven’t actually come across any girls that are looking to trap me (yet), but my concerns are strong and I’m very careful not to risk anything.
When a girl gets sexually frustrated and really wants you to fuck her, all you have to do is provide her with an excuse to do it. Living down the road from a pharmacy has helped me massively, because I could convince the girl to get the morning after pill “to be sure” the next day.
Convincing her is easy, especially if she knows you don’t have any condoms. If you’ve had sex with her a couple of times in the night with a condom however, and want to switch to not using one, the “we can get the morning after pill tomorrow to be sure” line works a treat.
The next day, march her down to the pharmacy yourself or demand you get a picture of the pill off of her.
Note: For extra effectiveness, add “I’ll help pay towards it” too, even if you won’t.
3) Flip the script
If you’re a super confident guy like I am, girls will automatically think you’re having lots of sex with lots of girls. They therefore then starting working themselves up into a panic that you may have STDs and will refuse to have sex without a condom with you because of this.
The best way to deal with this is to pre-empt it as if SHE is the one to be concerned about.
I’ll suggest the idea of not using a condom and then ask “but are you clean?” and begin to quiz her about her sexual health. “When was the last time you had an STD check?”, “what were the results?”, and “have you had a check since the last time you had sex?”. I’ll make it seem like a real concern for me.
She’ll get into a defensive mode. Of course she’s clean! She always gets checked! She doesn’t normally have sex without a condom! She hasn’t had sex in a while so there’s been no need to have a check since her last one! Are you clean?!
I give her a look as if to say “stupid question” given my concern before. There. Job done. She suspects you’re clean and you’re good to go. You’ve given her a valid reason to go for it which is exactly what she needed to hear, even if she has her suspicions. Telling her this way will make your story more believable. She just needs a reason to say yes.
Note: For extra effectiveness, tell her the date of your last STD check and how you got your results, even if you never had a check.
4) Just stick it in
Probably the most effective method is to just stick it in.
I’ve had a few girls where I’ve just stuck my dick in them and dealt with with her concerns afterwards. Most girls are too horny to worry about it but if you play it cool and don’t make a big issue out of it, you can just stick it in without complaint.
One girl stands out in my mind. She said we weren’t going to have sex, but we were naked and she was visibly frustrated. I was teasing her with my dick by rubbing the tip up and down her pussy and after a while I whispered to her “shall I just put it in?”. She closed her eyes and didn’t say anything, so I just stuck it in. No complaints whatsoever.
Some girls DO NOT WANT TO SAY YES VERBALLY, but you will know when they’re cool with it. It’ll also keep their reputations intact because they don’t want to come across as “that type of girl”. When she tells her mates about her encounter with you, she can blame you for doing it then because she didn’t verbally say you could. She’ll avoid embarrassment for telling you to do it, her mates will call you an asshole, and she’ll be more attracted to you as a result. Win, win.
5) Find a girl already using birth control
Of all the ways to get a girl to have sex with you without a condom, the best way is to find those special girls that are on the pill or who have an implant.
There’s no way of finding these girls by just looking at them. It’s pot luck.
If a girl is on the pill, she’s got absolutely no intention of having sex with a condom. It’s why she got on the pill in the first place. You may have to use method number 3 just to tip her over the edge, but these girls are good to go straight from the off with their ready made excuse.
Note: For the most effective way to find these girls, buy a sniffer dog to smell for any traces of blood between a girl’s legs.
- Now. This guy is either a complete douchebag, or winning at internet trolling.
Comments found with article
"Youre more stupid then a box of dead rats"
"Enjoy your gonnorea"
"Fuck you in the ass with a condom because that was the crappiest most douchy way to treat any girls, even if it was a one night stand. I hope a girl will see right through you and crushes your dick and gives you a bloody nose"
- I find the comments more amusing then the article itself to be honest.
Happy reading!!
"5 ways to have sex with girls without a condom"
guys are asking “what the fuck is a condom?”
I’ve done some research (mainly through Google so it may not be entirely accurate) and I’ve found out that “condoms” are something you put on your dick when you want to have sex with a girl because it’s safer.
Well, how about that? You learn something new every day.
All jokes aside, I like to have sex without condoms. The past 12 girls I’ve had sex with have all been without a condom, and I’m STD and baby-free. Someone I know has never used a condom and has had sex with over 50 girls. He’s also STD and baby-free. (stay safe having sex and get the same feeling with these Ultra Slim condoms)
The media likes to scare people about the issue of having “safer sex”, and girls tend to get more scared about these sorts of things. Well, I say “scared”, but once they’re in the right mood then their defences and cares dissipate pretty quickly.
I’ve picked up girls in bars and gone home straight after to have sex with them without the use of a condom. I’ve met girls online and had sex with them without a condom, and I’ve had some “flings” with girls all without using a condom. One thing I’ve noticed is that they’ll all mention using one at first, but it’s pretty easy to get them to agree to not using one.
I have problems with condoms. I struggle getting them on and require a special size (extra small, of course) to get them to fit otherwise they’re too tight and don’t roll down. This kills the mood, kills my boner, and has resulted in me not having sex because I wasn’t confident enough to push the idea of not using one.
Here’s a quick list on how to get your end away without having to use a condom:
1) Simply don’t have a condom
That’s right, just don’t buy any. Don’t have any reserves and don’t have a special one tucked away somewhere “just in case”.
Sometimes you can be in bed with a girl and you’ll try to have sex without one, but she knows you have a stash. She’ll want to use one because her “anti slut defence” and “hamster” will kick in so as not to appear as that kind of girl.
When things get heated and she asks if you have any condoms, say “no”. Frustrate her enough from then on by getting her to crave your dick so much so that she doesn’t care about using one in the end. This is my favourite and most trusted technique. Job done.
2) Convince her to get the morning after pill
I don’t want to have a baby, but I want to have lots of sex without worrying about condoms. Despite contrary stories on the internet, I haven’t actually come across any girls that are looking to trap me (yet), but my concerns are strong and I’m very careful not to risk anything.
When a girl gets sexually frustrated and really wants you to fuck her, all you have to do is provide her with an excuse to do it. Living down the road from a pharmacy has helped me massively, because I could convince the girl to get the morning after pill “to be sure” the next day.
Convincing her is easy, especially if she knows you don’t have any condoms. If you’ve had sex with her a couple of times in the night with a condom however, and want to switch to not using one, the “we can get the morning after pill tomorrow to be sure” line works a treat.
The next day, march her down to the pharmacy yourself or demand you get a picture of the pill off of her.
Note: For extra effectiveness, add “I’ll help pay towards it” too, even if you won’t.
3) Flip the script
If you’re a super confident guy like I am, girls will automatically think you’re having lots of sex with lots of girls. They therefore then starting working themselves up into a panic that you may have STDs and will refuse to have sex without a condom with you because of this.
The best way to deal with this is to pre-empt it as if SHE is the one to be concerned about.
I’ll suggest the idea of not using a condom and then ask “but are you clean?” and begin to quiz her about her sexual health. “When was the last time you had an STD check?”, “what were the results?”, and “have you had a check since the last time you had sex?”. I’ll make it seem like a real concern for me.
She’ll get into a defensive mode. Of course she’s clean! She always gets checked! She doesn’t normally have sex without a condom! She hasn’t had sex in a while so there’s been no need to have a check since her last one! Are you clean?!
I give her a look as if to say “stupid question” given my concern before. There. Job done. She suspects you’re clean and you’re good to go. You’ve given her a valid reason to go for it which is exactly what she needed to hear, even if she has her suspicions. Telling her this way will make your story more believable. She just needs a reason to say yes.
Note: For extra effectiveness, tell her the date of your last STD check and how you got your results, even if you never had a check.
4) Just stick it in
Probably the most effective method is to just stick it in.
I’ve had a few girls where I’ve just stuck my dick in them and dealt with with her concerns afterwards. Most girls are too horny to worry about it but if you play it cool and don’t make a big issue out of it, you can just stick it in without complaint.
One girl stands out in my mind. She said we weren’t going to have sex, but we were naked and she was visibly frustrated. I was teasing her with my dick by rubbing the tip up and down her pussy and after a while I whispered to her “shall I just put it in?”. She closed her eyes and didn’t say anything, so I just stuck it in. No complaints whatsoever.
Some girls DO NOT WANT TO SAY YES VERBALLY, but you will know when they’re cool with it. It’ll also keep their reputations intact because they don’t want to come across as “that type of girl”. When she tells her mates about her encounter with you, she can blame you for doing it then because she didn’t verbally say you could. She’ll avoid embarrassment for telling you to do it, her mates will call you an asshole, and she’ll be more attracted to you as a result. Win, win.
5) Find a girl already using birth control
Of all the ways to get a girl to have sex with you without a condom, the best way is to find those special girls that are on the pill or who have an implant.
There’s no way of finding these girls by just looking at them. It’s pot luck.
If a girl is on the pill, she’s got absolutely no intention of having sex with a condom. It’s why she got on the pill in the first place. You may have to use method number 3 just to tip her over the edge, but these girls are good to go straight from the off with their ready made excuse.
Note: For the most effective way to find these girls, buy a sniffer dog to smell for any traces of blood between a girl’s legs.
- Now. This guy is either a complete douchebag, or winning at internet trolling.
Comments found with article
"Youre more stupid then a box of dead rats"
"Enjoy your gonnorea"
"Fuck you in the ass with a condom because that was the crappiest most douchy way to treat any girls, even if it was a one night stand. I hope a girl will see right through you and crushes your dick and gives you a bloody nose"
- I find the comments more amusing then the article itself to be honest.
Happy reading!!