What you can say about a ... but not your girlfriend

[Happy2]

Been stuck home all day bored outta my gourd Was thinking of a game show Where a question was asked and people were asked to give a humorous answer One was.

Things you can say about a pair of shoes but not your girlfriend?...

I don't like the way you squeak when I am inside you

You used to be a lot tighter once

Jeez your tongue keeps getting in the way

Can you think of others or better questions One other was

What can you say about a boat but not your girlfriend

 

[Xtraman]

Fuck I love motor boats

 

[Happy2]

Look out boys she's going down

 

[billybones]

At least I can explain where all the seamen come from.

 

[billybones]

There`s a reason my boat smells like fish.

 

[Rochelle]

WOW Happy 2........you really are bored........so let's help Happy 2 to fill his day........
1) cleaning your pantry (I bet there might be caned food in there that has expired ages ago.........
2) learn how to knit.......jumpers scarfs socks mittens you name it..........
3) watch GOT (games of thrones).........
4) start painting........I bet the view out of your bed room window might be worth while...........
any other suggestions please add to the list

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy H2 is bored;- well here a tip for you
Go get a mop, a bucket and brush and come to my boat
i give you a free voyage and you can clean our toilets
Cheers and Pass the Rum

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy H2 is bored;- well here a tip for you
Go get a mop, a bucket and brush and come to my boat
i give you a free voyage and you can clean our toilets
Cheers and Pass the Rum

Thank you for your kind and helpful suggestions HP and Roche
I have no time right now but your name and suggestions will be put on file And if suitable use can be found
We will be in touch
Yours Sincerely

Blah blah blah

 

[Bluegrass9]

How did that get in there?
I wonder where those bake beans were?
They are really starting to stink. I believe time to throw them out.
Worn out and now look totally fu..ed.

 

[Farm Boy 2]

A too tight

B F*** she has a strong fishy smell

 

[Rochelle]

ahhhhhhhh farm boy 2.........nothing wrong with being too tight in the right area............I was told it feels much better
Well that might be a bit uncomfortably tight...........

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Well Rochelle I have had shoes much too tight but as for GFs

One size fits all

 

[Happy2]

What you can say to your computer but not your girlfriend

I cant get my floppy in

 

[homer]

That boat of mine is shhmoking hot.

I sure appreciate my tools.

Nuts undone are nuts need screwing.

It took 1 second to pop that floppy out.

Wash n waxing my ride, pleasure.

 

[nightrider]

Been stuck home all day bored outta my gourd Was thinking of a game show Where a question was asked and people were asked to give a humorous answer One was.

Things you can say about a pair of shoes but not your girlfriend?...

I don't like the way you squeak when I am inside you

You used to be a lot tighter once

Jeez your tongue keeps getting in the way

Can you think of others or better questions One other was

What can you say about a boat but not your girlfriend

Where did the brand new smell go?

I've worn a hole in you, in the bin you go;

Remember the time that hot brunette blew me while you were on my feet;

I can't believe you cost $300;

I'm off to the beach, you stay in the closet till I get back;

On a hot day I would swap you for a pair of $20 thongs;

 

[Dallas]

Things I can say about a pair of shoes but not my girl friend... their soul wears thin when attached to me

Things I can say about a boat but not my girl friend - my boat only allows me to operate it in one position

 

[Rochelle]

another option farm boy 2..........