What would you do if I answered the door without clothes on? 😅
Nothing. You're a male from India.. But if she did.. *unzips
Madmax1700
Legend Member
Fuck..... no offence a naked hairy man..... run for my life 
Thejackbar
Bronze Member
Good lord...
Nice birthday suite lady can I come in for a quickie.
I have actioned this with the local pizza shop...I now have a different pizza delivery boy every time I order in hopes, one would imagine, they get a sneak peak 
Treecat
Gold Member
I also ask if they are here for the orgy. I swear some of them broke the sound barrier bolting up my driveway!
TantraShiva
Legend Member
I have actioned this with the local pizza shop...I now have a different pizza delivery boy every time I order in hopes, one would imagine, they get a sneak peak
Would you like to order in tonight? *quickly goes to buy pizza*
Stare at your gorgeous bod! x
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Tania Admin
I used to get a free dessert from Eagle Boys pizza when I called and told them I would be wearing lingerie or naked to answer for our pizza order
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Annoyance
You're rocking that birthday suit today, mind if I come in im feeling a bit thirsty. Think you can find something to wet these lips of mine?
That'll be my comment to you.
That'll be my comment to you.
My niece used to do that she used to get grandad to open the door for pizzas every Sunday he was always moaning what's up with those delivery guys.
She has a bit of a tranny look about it... could have tits up top, but a massive cock down below...
Kodie VIP Canberra
Legend Member
I agree with Osscar ...... Ambulance
Whos dat?
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SmilyECoyote
you've got to give the boys a tip or.................something hahaI have actioned this with the local pizza shop...I now have a different pizza delivery boy every time I order in hopes, one would imagine, they get a sneak peak