What will they think of next?

[Madam Tracey]

Vegan lipstick

 

[Madam Tracey]

Donuts with ZERO calories only joking, but someone should invent them!

 

[Marnie]

A man with manners??

 

[Madam Tracey]

VIRTUAL REALITY SEX

Virtual reality sex is a technology that allows the user to receive tactile sensations from remote participants, or fictional characters through the use of computer-controlled sex toys. Usually the user also wears a virtual reality headset so he/she can see and interact with the partner. Wikipedia

 

[Marnie]

......Avolattes. I like a latte and I like avocado but NOT together....

 

[Madam Tracey]

This is a chopping board.

 

[Madam Tracey]

Electric Penny Farthing (it's an English thing)

 

[Katie Quinn]

 

[Madam Tracey]

The Carry-on Closet, $199, Solgaard
The suitcase you do not need to unpack.

 

[Historian]

Women with less baggage than Heathrow?

 

[Madam Tracey]

A bra that makes your tits look truly awesome

 

[Kama Su]

View attachment 71804 VIRTUAL REALITY SEX

Virtual reality sex is a technology that allows the user to receive tactile sensations from remote participants, or fictional characters through the use of computer-controlled sex toys. Usually the user also wears a virtual reality headset so he/she can see and interact with the partner. Wikipedia

Clever alternative but it can never take place of the real thing, the touch the warm breath and the kiss Hoooooo

 

[Master Yoda]

Vegan sex? Vegan cognac? Vegan whisky?

When it gets to that Cyclone, then you get the privilege of pulling a bullet in my head

 

[Katie Quinn]

Not Calorie free but crap free xxx

 

[Happy2]

View attachment 71802 Donuts with ZERO calories only joking, but someone should invent them!

Utter rubbish
No calories
No guilt
No sinful guilty pleasure
Plus now you can point to a dimple on your bum and remember that whole box of Haighs chocolate your fave bald farmer bought you in 2012

 

[Ginger Spice.02]

For those “silent but deadly” trumpets

 

[Ginger Spice.02]

 

[Ginger Spice.02]

 

[Rochelle]

The knitted beard head

 

[Rochelle]

The baby mop

 

[Rochelle]

Anit - pervert hairy stockings

 

[Madam Jacqui]

 

[Madam Tracey]

Clever alternative but it can never take place of the real thing, the touch the warm breath and the kiss Hoooooo

I could not agree more! Give me the real thing any day!

 

[Kama Su]

View attachment 71829

Anit - pervert hairy stockings

Yack for a sec thought someone just dropped a bag of fresh Pubik hair