What was he thinking??

[billybones]

Walked past a Mormon today who happened to have his arm in a cast.
Didn`t stop to ask him if he had fallen off his bike or if maybe he had knocked on too many doors sunday and somebody let thier dog at him.
However I did start to think to myself...
"When it happened, did he curse just like most of us would or did he simply get back up, dust his shoulders and think to himself... nevermind it`s Gods will." :angel12:

 

[Alecia the Foxx]

Depends on how good a latter day saint he was. Most are very lovely people, the odd ones are as evil as fuck. Same as any race, religion or culture really, you get some good ones, and you get some bad ones. Even if he did curse, that aint so bad.

 

[oz-surfer]

What's your point Billybones? Humour or religious defamation?

Failed either way - sorry.

 

[billybones]

Neither... just curious if religious people ever allow themselves to blow off a bit of steam...
I wrote once that small things amuse my small mind...

Shame on me...:violent5:

 

[Alecia the Foxx]

Yes, they do allow themselves to blow off steam. There is nothing wrong with feeling pain and expressing it.

 

[billybones]

Yes, they do allow themselves to blow off steam. There is nothing wrong with feeling pain and expressing it.

Thank you... it`s nice to know that we are all human. :happy4:

 

[WRXXR]

Yes, they do allow themselves to blow off steam. There is nothing wrong with feeling pain and expressing it.

Given that utah is the biggest downloader of porn per capita, i reckon they've found a few other ways to blow off some steam :d

 

[svengali]

That reminds me of a joke about a minister who was playing golf with a few friends.

First hole he shanked his ball into the water hazard. Undaunted he paddled out to retrieve it, only to cut his foot on a broken bottle. Finally back on dry land he again addressed the ball but this time grounded his stroke and snapped the shaft of his nearly new iron.

His mates waited for the profanity which they were sure would follow but the man of the cloth merely sighed and said. "Would one of you lay people be kind enough to say a few appropriate words for me?"

 

[billybones]

Maybe I could try a little joke too if only to make myself laugh...
As another line of defense this joke was told to me by my brother...

Q. How do you know when a Mormon Bikie is at your front door??

A. He`s the one that tells you to F... off

 

[BigBlackCock]

Yes, I've always wondered myself - what did the Jehovas actually witness?