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Well this Nursery Rhyme Best describe's mine, There's a hole in My bucket dear Henry,dear Henry.There's a hole in my Bucket so Henry Eat It............xxxxx
What Song or Nursery Rhyme Best Describe's Your Sex Organ..............
- Thread starter Madam Jacqui
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Love it Sexty8......xxx
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Its not the size that counts it's how you use it, happy2........xxx
T
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Round and round the garden
Like a tonguey bear
One step two step
Tickle me down there
Like a tonguey bear
One step two step
Tickle me down there
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Ahoy
This old pirate has a hook, he uses it to hold a book.
This old pirate has a map, keeps it handy in his lap
This old pirate has a bird, barely knows a single word.
This old pirate looking for treasure, under every skirt, he can muster.
This old pirate has a hook, he uses it to hold a book.
This old pirate has a map, keeps it handy in his lap
This old pirate has a bird, barely knows a single word.
This old pirate looking for treasure, under every skirt, he can muster.
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Ahhhhhh Jacqui..........why I am not surprises..........wonder if a bucket is enough.........
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lol................translations are on the top of the screen and every line is a crack up if I think of the context of my sex organ.
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Ahoy LOL
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Ahoy H2;- I found yours and Dallas comments very interesting;- OK here the Rhyme I owe
The one-eyed pirate
He’s fierce, and he’s tough
He digs for buried treasure
But it’s never enough.
He lives on a ship
Way out on the sea.
His parrot is his only friend,
and a bottle of Rum is all he needs.
The one-eyed pirate
He’s fierce, and he’s tough
He digs for buried treasure
But it’s never enough.
He lives on a ship
Way out on the sea.
His parrot is his only friend,
and a bottle of Rum is all he needs.
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Ahoy
It’s of dear grog to you I’ll sing,
And to dear grog I’ll always cling,
I like my cup filled to the brim,
And I’ll drink all you’d like to bring.
And it’s oh, dear grog, thou art my darling,
And my joy both night and morning.
It’s of dear grog to you I’ll sing,
And to dear grog I’ll always cling,
I like my cup filled to the brim,
And I’ll drink all you’d like to bring.
And it’s oh, dear grog, thou art my darling,
And my joy both night and morning.
Ms Sue
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The Owl and the Pussycat poem
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are,
What a beautiful Pussy you are."
Pussy said to the Owl "You elegant fowl,
lol......
xox
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are,
What a beautiful Pussy you are."
Pussy said to the Owl "You elegant fowl,
lol......
xox
Dallas
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LOL.......honestly you guys are either very talented and yet still to be discovered poets or you have far too much time...........would take me forever to come up with something similar.......
Maybe you're a poet and you don't noet !
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Cheeky Rochelle xxxx
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thanks for trying to encourage me but mmmmmmmmm...........think think think............yeah right.........not.Maybe you're a poet and you don't noet !
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Come On Rochelle, be a Devil......xxx